The Movie: Adriano Gets Married!
A love so deep it's barbaric!
Six days ago, the WSL world champion Adriano De Souza married the broodingly pretty Patricia Eicke in a poolside wedding.
The noted writer Chas Smith reported: “Yes, the hardest working little champ, Adriano De Souza, married his sweetheart yesterday. Her name is Patricia Eicke and she seems lovely. The affair was well attended. Filipe Toledo was there, of course, as was Gabriel Medina and a who’s who of Brazilian celeb. And where are you now ADS haters? Your slings and arrows bounce off a coat of armor made of pure love. And where are you now Kelly Slater? Plotting an over-the-top wedding to Gwen Stefani? A star-studded elopement with Sofia Vergara? Too late! Nothing but nothing can taint this innocent glory.”
And who could spoil this, the movie version of the wedding?
Looks of unutterable ecstasy upon the faces of the bride and bridesmaids!
A squadron of white balloons loosed into the Florianópolis sky!
Watch as Patricia fixes her eyes on the green mangroves of Adriano’s eyes, see Adriano, the third-most handsome Brazilian on tour (can you guess the others? Gabriel, Wiggoly) address his bride in seductive Portuguese.
The film, by Romulo Rosa, uses high definition cameras, shallow depth of field and an energetic drone to paint a tableau vivant.