Faux/Real: Surfing in a Speedo!
BeachGrit's guide to your water-based fashion!
Welcome to a brand new BeachGrit feature called Faux/Real™ where we examine beach + water fashion and tell you if it is FAUX or REAL!
(For those who don’t speak French “faux” means “artificial or not real. For those who don’t speak English “real” means réal.)
And first up we have surfing in a speedo.
Which is totally REAL.
Surfing speedo man don’t care all. He don’t care about you. He don’t care about me. He don’t care about the hair on his upper thigh that is now part of his wax. Surfing speedo man is going to breeze through the coming apocalypse and, fingers crossed, still be able to breed. If he runs over you in the lineup apologize to him for being embarrassed about your own wiener.