World Surf League trolls former championship tour surfer Morgan Cibilic by ironically celebrating “Wave of the Day!”
"A round of applause..." (giggle, giggle).
Premium subscription surf website reminds world that it has precisely zero female readers in glowing review of onetime surf brand Quiksilver film!
"While I don’t have a girlfriend myself, I can confirm no such thing happened to those in attendance during the watching of this film."
World marvels as WSL announcing legend “Joltin” Joe Turpel transitions from high-performance championship tour commentary to professional women’s longboarding!
I dare you to watch.
Online sleuth uncovers complete footage of Italo Ferreira’s gruesome J-Bay knee injury in World Surf League vault!
Hurry before it is gone!
Israeli inventors design “more stable” e-foil in response to near fatal accident suffered by Rubenesque musical artist DJ Khaled!
Yes I love technology...
Grouchy local sea otter terrorizes Santa Cruz vulnerable adult learner surfing community!
"How would you like it if a stranger went in your backyard and started playing there?"
Surf champion John John Florence lists legendary gunboat Vela née Falcor for an easy $1.3 million!
Yo ho, yo ho...
Comment live: Surf City El Salvador Pro, “You let them close down the universities, you let them kill whoever they want, you let them do it all because they aren’t Commies! And that, Colonel, is bull shit!”
Who you got? Dreamy little point runners!
“Bastion of Kook” Surfer Magazine further embarrasses itself while attempting to shame the greatest gift surfing has ever known Jonah Hill!
Surfer must go.
World Surf League shaken to core as International Windsurf Tour hosts “most legendary wave-riding competition in recorded history” at pumping Cloudbreak!
When it rains it pours.
Open Thread: Comment Live, Finals Day of the Surf Ranch Pro where liver is paired with fava beans and a nice chianti!
Yum!
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One of the Surf Ranch Pro where it gets to put the lotion on the skin!
Get ready for the hose!