Open Thread: Comment Live, Day Three of the Gold Coast Pro where heartsick surf fans cry “I detest you—you’re a naughty, gawky, foolish slut!”
Kelly oh Kelly where art thou?
Superhuman Brazilian bodysurfer on “verge of going viral” after “pulling off one of the most insane thing ever seen in Australian surf!”
"My goodness... wow!"
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day Two of the Gold Coast Pro where the spectre of Kelly Slater haunts workaday scrubs!
Hand jam.
Pop megastar Jennifer “J-Lo” Lopez likens the wild highs and devastating lows of raising children to surfing!
Get in the tube.
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One of the Gold Coast Pro where hope and hopelessness are the ingredients of a nouveau béchamel!
Death becomes her.
Once-proud Surfer Magazine outs itself as “bastion of kook” after mangling surf jargon in post about seasonal lovemaking at Snapper!
Localism enforced!
Open Thread: Comment Live as Teahupo’o goes extra large on Surfline!
Who needs the WSL?
The wait is finally over as award-winning “Ground Swell: The Other Side of Fear” feat. Josh Brolin’s velvety pipes releases to wave-starved public!
As satisfying as it is terrifying.
Open Thread: Comment Live, Margaret River Pro Day One where surfers present their necks for the executioners sword!
Surf talk time!
Hawaiian surfer recounts punching and wrestling eight-foot tiger shark while beast feasted on his leg: “My hand went right to the gills and as soon as I got to the gills, (it) released me!”
"I just felt the pressure and the strength of it..."
Australia’s Tyler Wright answers age old question “if a bell rings in Wada Wurrung land and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?” with a resounding “NO!”
All quiet on the southern front.
Open Thread: Comment Live on Day Three of the Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach where surf fans travel to the mists of Avalon!
Tell the family to bug off. It's pro surfing time!