Memoir: Daddy’s first hit of cocaine!
"To be happy near hell is something."
Mitch Parko is The King of Taiwan!
As one Parko star fades, another comes to snatch the limelight!
Warshaw: “Bourez a eunuch fainting on a daybed!”
But only when compared to ultra-stud Buzzy Trent!
Optics: How Surf Ranch event plays!
The mainstream media reacts!
Tough: “I surfed switch for a year!”
Talented Santa Cruz goofyfooter switches stance for an entire year! Why?
Dear BeachGrit: Thank you all!
It's is the day for love!
News: Joel Tudor Angry Again!
"Go suck a dick!"
Candid: No Tears for Lowers!
Keramas is the new big shot on tour!
Historic: Surf Ranch “first-ever CT event!”
Erasing the entire past!
Podcast: “Gimme 20 Pipe wildcards!”
Gimme surf as blood sport!
Just in: Blame the WSL!
Southern California disappears from pro surfing due greed!
Filipe Toledo Wins Hawaiian Pro!
Dazzling Brazilian wins Haleiwa, leads Triple Crown!
Tragedy: Lowers cut from tour!
The Hurley Pro is no longer. But who is to blame?
Pornhub: “We want the next Kelly Slater!”
Montreal internet sex giant says sponsorship might "give the edge to conquer 20-foot swell!"
Quiz: Does surfing make you happy?
Do you, mostly, smile or grimace?
Long Read: Good luck, California (Part II)!
"I am supposed to surf. In this. Somehow. Impossible."