Elitist: Did WSL forget to invite America?
Were no heartland surfers at the Future Classic? Let's look!
Fact: The people despise Surf Ranch!
The masses chant "Fuck the WSL!" just like Noa Deane!
Surfer Dies in Outer Banks Storm Swell
One day you're going to ride your last wave. Think about it.
Nuclear: World’s worst surf rage!
Machete dismemberment and arson!
Epic: Surf Writers’ Wave Ranch Tantrums!
World’s best surfer invents world’s best artificial wave. Why so sad?
Podcast: “Kelly Slater decapitates surfing!”
Or the mad raving of a luddite. You decide!
“Surf contests perfect for match-fixing!”
You’d struggle to design a better platform. No other sport is so relentlessly, plausibly unpredictable.
Aloha Hawaii: John John Joins Team America!
Hawaiian surfing rejoins the union.
Wave Ranch: “Elitist and Slimy!”
"Did I hear Coldplay? Fuck that."
Warshaw: “We’ve traded magic for perfection!”
"Kelly’s wave is End of Days. It's heartbreaking."
Nasty: The plot to kill Filipe Toledo!
A foul plan to make the world's most exciting surfer look cheap!
Albee Layer: “Other sports laugh at us!”
Why Jordy's "miracle" nine-pointer at Lowers should never have happened.
Hi-tech: A new modular surfboard!
Is this the future or... not?
John John: “Forced to strip for Old Men!”
John John on the crude machinations of drug testing.
Sad: Ross Williams’ resting bitch face!
Is John John's coach unhappy in his new role?
Live: WSL mini-comp at Surf Ranch!
A select few surfing rounds and heats this very minute!