Breaking: “Creepy Hipster” caught!
You did it! You captured a dirty man!
911: “Creepy hipster” attempts abduction!
A young girl waxing her board near popular surf spot almost snatched!
Help: What do I wear on a SUP?
A BeachGrit favorite turns her lonely eyes to you!
Sharks: “The new norm” at contests!
The U.S. Open of Surfing in Huntington will have two shark boats in the water. Unbelievable!
Buy: Stab and Magic Seaweed!
SurfStitch "exploring sales of its media assets."
Faux/Real: The Pro Soul Surfer!
Enchanted fairies or manufactured clothes horses?
Hypocrisy: Joel Tudor flouts no-booze rule!
World-famous longboarder doesn't like beer sponsors! Or does he?
Earth science: Kelly Slater goes to war!
A no holds' barred, no cost spared, battle royale!
Pop Quiz: Are You A Kook?
Take this quiz for a definitive answer.
Faux/Real: Carrying surfboard like child!
Are you an ironic hauler of your craft?
Tudor: “Dear WSL you are retarded!”
Master Joel Tudor claims WSL marginalizes 70% of California's surfers!
Sadistic: Shark serial killer plagues CA!
Are the beasts evolving?
Cannibals: Flat-earthers turn on Kelly Slater!
Flat-earthers tell Kelly, "Go find that curve with your millions or shut up!"
Surf Quiz: Is it ever okay to snake?
At what point do you tell a local to fuck off, for instance?
Good forecast: Ecstasy or paralysis?
What sort of person are you when the surf turns on?
Sex: Rasta, Steph reverse gender norms!
Vanity Fair calls it "a surprising moment of political self-awareness!"