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Beach Grit

SOLD OUT: Superlative Black Eunuch surf trunks

$69 USD

BeachGrit places a great deal of emphasis on surf trunks. And these are all black! With a little fade, a little something taken away. Like the fabled eunuch of history.

BeachGrit believes that a pair of trunks must be flattering, a little sophisticated, has some edge and follows these design principles:

1. It is made from the soft cotton. Nylon is so… retro-future don’t you think? Oh, it doesn’t dry as fast? Do you really care enough to wear the same material factories use to manufacture tents?

2. The leg is short. Do you really desire a muumuu?

3. Button flies. With custom buttons. Velcro catches, zips corrode and threaten your vitals. Buttons?  A little extra work, at times, but as reliable as the continual victory of capitalistic democracy over facism.

4. It must be designed by the best in the biz, in this case, a Mr Rama McCabe, a Byron Bay-born surfer of impeccable style. How else can we be assured of the perfect silhouette and detail?

Size-wise, they come in 28″, 30″, 31″, 32″ and 34″ waists. Fits true to size, maybe a little big even. (Forget the size button, email: [email protected] your size.)

Wear these if inflating your hams in a zebra-print ain’t y’thing…

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