So rich he can lift his delicate fingers in the air, click them like castanets and be handed anything he wants!
It will come as little surprise to regulars on this page that the proprietors have had no meaningful contact with the three-time world champion surfer Mick Fanning in a decade and a half.
(If you’ll recall, Chas Smith faithfully reported his encounter with Mick Fanning at a party in December 2009 to celebrate the Coolangatta surfer’s world title, the story Tales of a Fucking Jew, appearing in the January-February, 2010, issue.)
Therefore the immensity of his net worth, somewhere around thirteen million American dollars, and the revelation Fanning was so depressed he struggled to get out of bed following his premature retirement at the end of 2015 following his Great White encounter, a world title loss to Adriano de Souza, the death of his brother Peter and divorce from wife Karissa, comes as a terrific surprise.
At the Global Entrepreneurship Congress in Melbourne, Australia, Mick Fanning described the year as the worst of his life.
“By the end of that year, I felt like I had nothing left to give, but had no idea what I was going to do. My fun barrel was empty so I had to figure out ways to fill it back up,” Mick Fanning told the annual four-day gathering of investors, startup founders, investors and general sorts of biz people.
“I tried some things that were outside my comfort zone, and hoped I’d find myself again. That feeling of being uncomfortable helped me learn a lot about who I was and what I could pour into my fun tank.”
First, Fanning co-founded a craft brewery with some pals and called it Balter. Two years later, seven hundred venues were slinging it at their patrons and a year after that Carlton & United Breweries gave ’em US$128 million for the brand, Fanning pocketing a sweet two-and-a-half mill.
“It helped me think about my ‘afterlife’, when I’d no longer be competing. It wasn’t easy because surfing was everything, and the ocean had always been my healing place. But stepping back for those few months had let me think about the fact I was getting older, and realize that I wouldn’t lose my entire identity when I was no longer on the tour,” Mick Fanning told CEO magazine.
“It also made it easier to finally quit because I could see there were still fun things to do in the corporate world and lots for me to learn.”
And still the money kept rolling in. He is now so rich can lift his delicate fingers in the air, click them like castanets and be handed anything he wants!
Rip Curl signed Fanning to a ten-year deal, worth many millions, in 2019, Red Bull and Mercedes sling him cash and if you want to get Fanning to speak at your corporate event you ain’t getting change from a hundred gees.
Lately,
Mick Fanning has parlayed his cash into a wildly diverse series of businesses, including “ethical” dog food brand Scratch, biotech company Sea Forest, a burger chain Fritzenberger, a Byron Bay yoga studio as well as myriad forays into the real estate game.
“My advice to an entrepreneur starting out is to find people you really trust and admire, and ask them a million questions. Then just go for it and believe in yourself. There’s always going to be someone saying you can’t do it, that it won’t work, but if you have belief you can make things happen,” says Fanning.
move the low bar up everybody…”what’s surfads riding?” no gutter rolls~
That’s around 50 cents to every person he’s ever dropped in on. Impressive accumulation of wealth when you look at it that way.
seriously…is dog food getting the upper hand for quality meat?
Self help alert
Someone get her a cheeseburger stat!
I think we know where he stands on Israel.
I like this kinda halloween
Thirteen mil seems like a pittance for a guy that was the best in the world at a sport for a couple years. Shows just how small surfing really is.
Good for Mick and now I know that giving my Mick Fanning 8 oh to the kid in the shop was a good thing. BUT is it a 13 million AUS or USD net worth?
I find Mick’s story inspiring. To tell the truth I haven’t quite lived up to expectations or realised my dreams in life, but tonight I’m going to build a fun barrel and tomorrow I’m going to lie in it. To be precise I’ll sleep in it tonight and tomorrow I’ll continue to lie in it, and I won’t get up and out of it unless there’s fun stuff to do. In the corporate world, okay. Any world, whatever. The sharks can come at me, I’ll punch their fins out. The millions of dollars can rain down on me, come on! Come on, you millions of dollars, rain down on me, drown me! I’ll wait… But if there’s no fun stuff going, I’ll just keep on lying in my empty fun barrel! Until Mick comes and gets me.
Mick is a bit boring. How much to get Eugene to speak at my corporate event?
Eugene with a glazed-eyed handsy E-lo.
This is also $13 million in Australian dollars we are talking about, so only about $10,000 in American dollars
A great time to visit
This just feels like you’re taking shots at someone you have beef with, by writing an article about their current state of life.
I would say to let sleeping dogs lie, but I’m sure you have your reasons for dredging this up out of seemingly nowhere.
Why not give us an article about Dingo’s and Parko’s finances while you’ve got your investigative hat on? Maybe Rabbit as well.
He needs to start a shoe company. He could call them “Fans”…have a lighting-bolt running down the side. Never been done. Imagine the layoffs once they hit the billions!
Or a 23 and Me/Ancestry competitor called “U Genes”
“Eugenics“
Daaamnnnnn
I’d suggest a shark versus a lightning bolt.
A nekked-lady site with every one having Mick’s face superimposed.
OnlyFannings.
Almost enough to give 1$ to every man, woman and child in Australia.
Put in perspective.
His almost got enough money to buy a nice unit at Kirra but wouldn’t be able to afford the body corporate going at 7k every quarter.
https://www.realestate.com….
I’d like to book Mick as an event speaker so he could just scream “You’re all fucking Jews!” over and over at my corporate overlords
and you have to take a shot every time he starts off with “Look…”
had a dream w/ parko. kinda wet…
Fanning the Dingo?
woke up with a black eye! pissed ma pants…
Only $13m? Start a YouTube channel mate. I would, but I’m saving up for an elliptical.
You just gotta wait til your neighbour puts one out on the side of the road!
Good on Fanno. That shark encounter catapulted him into celebrity outside of the surf world.
On another note – I think I read the exact article elsewhere yesterday?
You did!
Moonlighter!
Free Lance!
I dare say his lance is frequently free
Well that is one way to make sure you never get a set wave on the Gold Coast. I bet you get faded next time Fanning sees you. I know its public knowledge some of this stuff but this is shit talking about his brother etc to get clicks.
So you’re telling me if I want to get a wave on the GC I need to…etc
Don’t think Eugene’s broken out in a while. Eug should buy a couple of floors up in Surfers and go hog wild for 6 months – see how much is left for Mictory at the end….
He was at the Gf
Gf?
https://m.youtube.com/watch…