World surfing champ Joel Tudor delivers stinging ripostes to BeachGrit commenters in new blood feud!
“Just before I rip your arm off, I’ll put my balls on your forehead for good measure…”
“Just before I rip your arm off, I’ll put my balls on your forehead for good measure…”
There might be blood.
"Kelly Slater, even as a kid, was legendary..."
"He is insane, everything is done for surfing is next level."
“So all the worlds best surfers and the worlds most dialled-in designers are all dorks?”
Establishment against youth.
There's been so many iterations of the Kelly Slater retirement that he has made it an art form, dear friends.
Wineries, "big energy" and slain GOATs.
"Walking on a dream."
Huzzah, huzzah!
“I was honest about my stroke, recovery, my failed marriages, and the painful estrangement from my teenage daughters.”
“Kelly Slater looks like he is…on.”