And Strider gets confused!
Big-wave surfer and noted commentator finds love while children play grab-ass in shallows!
Comes in mid-heat and blows kisses to adoring followers or shit-talking haters…
Five observations painted in broad strokes cuz it’s about the forest not the trees!
Use Wikipedia to change the actual course of surfing history!
Come revel in the Trump Hyuga Pro 1000, Japan!
Gorgeous is never a crime! (Part one in a two-part analysis.)
Porn use spikes in Cleveland as surf stays flat for third straight day!
A high-culture romp through nineteenth-and twentieth-century art history… for surfers.
Joe Turpel creates the most divine press box poetry, sets the scene with astonishing accuracy!
Literature or cruel, child-like poems?