Hearts shatter worldwide as two beautiful brothers forced into mortal combat for pleasure of junkies!
Death in the mid morning.
Death in the mid morning.
Rebel yell.
“Just before I rip your arm off, I’ll put my balls on your forehead for good measure…”
There might be blood.
"Kelly Slater, even as a kid, was legendary..."
"He is insane, everything is done for surfing is next level."
“So all the worlds best surfers and the worlds most dialled-in designers are all dorks?”
Establishment against youth.
There's been so many iterations of the Kelly Slater retirement that he has made it an art form, dear friends.
Wineries, "big energy" and slain GOATs.
"Walking on a dream."
Huzzah, huzzah!