Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One of the Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach where it’s finally time for surf fans to make animal noises!
Come watch Kelly Slater surf while you can!
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One of the Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach where surf fans are locked into a glass cage of emotion!
The mid-season cut loometh!
World’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater publicly endorses kookiest snowboarding clip ever!
Gather 'round and laugh at the champ.
Second season of HBO’s award-winning 100 Foot Wave set to release featuring Nazare “overrun with kooks trying to shred, making the waters even more treacherous for those looking to break McNamara’s record!”
Revenge of the Nerds.
Los Angeles surfer etches name alongside living legends Laird Hamilton, Allen Sarlo after half-mile ride at Malibu!
See to believe!
Surf fans ecstatic over news of upcoming “Cocaine Shark” film before realizing mistake and falling into pronounced depression!
Gotcha.
Premier snowboarding event Natural Selection makes absolute mockery of World Surf League on live television!
Do yourself a favor and watch even five minutes.
Scientists make shocking discovery at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch flipping eons of conventional wave wisdom on its mangy head!
Minds officially blown.
Open Thread: Comment Live on Final’s Day of the Hurley Pro Sunset Beach where self-interest is immutable, but its dictates vary daily!
Aloha also means goodbye!
Illicit lovers TJ Holmes and Amy Robach shake off job loss with sexy jaunt to ultra-deadly wave dubbed the “Mexican Pipeline” after likely inspiration from surf journalist!
An affair to remember.
Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer highlights wanton cruelty of World Surf League with heartless smirk in chilling “Make or Break” promo!
"The Tree of Engagement must be periodically watered with the blood of Owen Wright."
Open Thread: Comment Live on Day Four of the Hurley Pro Sunset Beach where surf fans act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea!
Gird thy loins!