Question: Does Elon Musk quietly loathe chubby surfers?
Strong evidence presented.
Wild scenes on Gold Coast as surfer’s 4WD stolen in front of him before nearly hitting baby in pram!
"What about the dad with a pram and his kid in it having to dive down into the sand dunes just to get away from this f**king crim."
Clueless VALs trapped in death spiral as folding surfboards trend!
So long, VALs. We hardly knew you.
Surfing’s emboldened anti-trans activists made freshly furious after revelation Silver Surfer to be played by woman in upcoming film!
"Ain't Silver Surfer a Kelly Slater-lookin' dude?"
John John Florence is the saviour of the surf industry!
Quiksilver, BIllabong, RVCA, Hurley, all garbage! Garbage owned by billionaires!
Surf fans bemoan “rip off” as Caribbean resort executive fired for smashing boyfriend’s head into gutter
"We used to be cool, man."
Surf-fiction (part two): The dark side of WSL “sweetheart” Kaipo Guerrero!
“Where are they all, those commenters? These faceless kooks? In some office cubicle in Pasadena? Married with four kids and a mortgage out in western Sydney?"
Question: Is billionaire Dirk Ziff’s interest in professional surfing purely benevolent?
The Dirk Ziff Center for Kids Who Have Zero Skill Other Than Sick Snaps.
“Black Friday” feared as Costco begins selling Hurley men’s tech pant for $19.99
Mob violence in the forecast.
Nathan Florence quits Vans to ride for John John Florence’s eponymous label FLORENCE!
"We have the power to reshape the surf industry and pave a new way for upcoming surfers, to build something great together as a family."
Oahu scholastic sport chief cites “dangerous Mother Nature” as reason to bar surfing from list of officially sanctioned activities!
She's a real shifty one.
Major shockwaves at World Surf League as Jessi Miley-Dyer quietly drops “Chief of Sport” title!
Big confusion, many pointed fingers.