Hollywood in shock over “beautiful and sexy” Luke Hemsworth’s explosive new role alongside Great White attack survivor turned yoga teacher Mick Fanning in apocalyptic surf drama!

On eve of Trans Visibility Day world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater escapes furore over trans-exclusionary comments with wild surf session at a wave, “Almost no one can surf!”

Female surfer controversially cut from world tour flaunts “revenge film” backed by activewear giant Lululemon, “We’re all familiar with the way the WSL rules bend with the breeze and under the weight of sponsors’ cash!”