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White(ish) Eunuch Surf Trunks

$29.00

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BeachGrit places a great deal of emphasis on surf trunks. And these trunks, in an off-white with an inner-lining so obscenity is avoided, will give its wearer a perpetual orgy of esoteric bliss.

BeachGrit believes that a pair of trunks must be flattering, a little sophisticated, has some edge and follows these design principles:

1. It is made from the softest cotton. Nylon is so… retro-future don’t you think? Oh, it doesn’t dry as fast? Do you really care enough to wear the same material factories use to manufacture tents?

2. The leg is short. Do you really desire a muumuu?

3. Button flies. With custom buttons. Velcro catches, zips corrode and threaten your vitals. Buttons? A little extra work, at times, but as reliable as the continual victory of capitalistic democracy over facism.

4. It must be designed by the best in the biz, in this case, a Mr Rama McCabe, a Byron Bay-born surfer of impeccable style. How else can we be assured of the perfect silhouette and detail?

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Size-wise, they come in 30″ and 31″ waists. Fits true to size, maybe a little big even. (Forget the size button, email: [email protected] your size.)

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Size

30, 31