World’s winningest surfer Kelly Slater reveals no dessert for his children until the age of three
No Twinkies. No Ho Hos.
No Twinkies. No Ho Hos.
"Certain women are choosing the moment to tar and feather the stone cold wrong people. Play Misty For Me meets To Kill A Mockingbird."
"Surfers call it the washing machine."
"Jack Robinson has a raw sexuality rarely seen in white males"
No driver, no problem.
"Drain the swamp. Some of you guys should lawyer up."
Right-leaning U.S. surfers, meanwhile, blowing saltwater out of noses.
“The hardest part for me is my daughter feeling like she doesn’t have a dad there all the time. It was especially hard for her when she was younger.”
Strange days.
"My dreams were always small and puny. All I ever needed was a little house by the sea."
Hammer, nail, coffin! Thanks for the laughs Rip Curl!
Superwealthyfood.