“There’s nothing left to prove to anyone,” he says.
“He knows things I don’t know," says Kelly Slater. "He knows things that all the guys I’m surfing with don’t know.”
"It's the stroke flick of the year!"
"The question must be asked again and again. Why bother with the WSL?"
Matahi Drollet and Eimeo Czermak rain 10s at the Tahiti Pro Trials in the best heat at Teahupoo since Kelly Slater and John John Florence in 2014…
There ain't a wave on earth that would make Nathan "Nasty" Florence wet-stain the front of his red bunny pyjamas.
“I’ve wanted to surf second reef, doubling-up Lances my entire life”
It ain’t difficult to argue the case that Mason Ho, the Sunset Beach superstar, has had more barrels than Hollywood has cocksuckers.
Jackie Dorian employs his razzle dazzle on Oaxaca’s famous sand-bottom points!
“It’s literally firing but since Surfline didn’t say we can’t go out there!”
The famous daddy-body is heavy yet when he surfs he becomes like a cowboy of the Westerns: ready to fire his guns at the drop of a hat…
“Needless to say things got a little crazy LOL!”
And see Mark Healey, John John, Peter Mel etc etc behaving like young boys forced into service by a stronger man.
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”
"A true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it takes to rise above."
“I feel fresh and clean, ready to fly up to paradise!”