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Mikey February delivers latest riposte to the New Yorker’s claim his style is “as self-conscious as the duck-face selfie.”

“His hand jive, soul arches, and toreador-like flourishes play to the camera in a way that breaks the spell…"

(Editor’s note: Five years ago, The New Yorker ran a very good, and uncharacteristically raw, story by Jamie Brisick called, “Surfing in the Age of the Omnipresent Camera”, which described Mikey February’s surfing thus, “His hand jive, soul arches, and toreador-like flourishes play to the camera in a way that breaks the spell of the itinerant surfer in far-flung solitude. His style is as self-conscious as the duck-face selfie.”)

The most talked-about surfer not on the world tour, Mikey February, has delivered his latest riposte to that ol New Yorker story by BeachGrit’s favourite son Jamie Brisick that his surfing is the visual manifestation of an outsized ego etc.

When you see Mikey February you’ll understand that he’s a beautiful man in every sense. He has a beautiful heart, beautiful courage, a beautiful intelligence. For me, everything about him is beautiful, his smile, his expression, his face. And you should see him when he wears his hair short! He looks like a boy! But he’s no boy, he’s as real man etc.

In this video, Mike February, along with guy pals Dylan Graves (video coming soon!) and Aritz Aranburu, do the strike mission thing, chasing fairytales as it is, to snatch a few brief moments with that well-known, among secret wave aficionados, sandbottom righthander. More cock than rock, as it were.

The movements are scored to the Prince piano track from 1983 called 17 Days (piano and microphone), an old demo recorded at his Kiowa Trail home studio in Chanhassen, Minnesota, and discovered after the fruity lil pill-popping maetro died. The song explores heartbreak and longing, with lyrics about a lover gone for “17 days and 17 long nights.”

Beautiful and sad and wonderful.

Essential.

Mikey February / Piano & A Microphone 1983

 

 

 

 


Surf film masterminds Blakey-Pollet leverage teenage vaping anthem for new Rip Curl movie DUNNO

Expect a message of hopeless addiction and a song that’ll make you hate or celebrate this 'Vape Nation'.

There are many things to be thankful in this beautiful world – a woman baring her pearly teeth as she rubs her sex nest against your rod, for one, a fiery diamond ring worn on a pinky finger, for another – but nothing comes close, I will argue, to the films of Nick Pollet and Vaughan Blakey.

Together, Nick and Vaughan have collaborated on Postcards from Morgs – a film on the one-time world title contender Morgan Cibilic prior to his catastrophic failure to re-qualify for the tour and the explosively popular Free Scrubber whereupon Tom Curren is revealed to have a personality worth close examination.

If that wasn’t enough to establish the pair as the greatest double-act in surf filmmaking since HooleMcCoy, it was the dollys-with-cocks animation The Greatest Surf Movie in the Universe that demonstrated their breathtaking range.

Complying to its usual form, the always-on-the-wrong-side-of-history NY Times, noted for downplaying atrocities against Jews in World War II and its denial of the Holodomor Famine in the Ukraine, slammed the Pollet-Blakey classic.

The climax of the movie features the dolls, many of them with faces smeared with brown goo, fighting each other with sex toys. After this, it looks as if a longer segment of surfing is in store. One’s relief then is palpable. But brief. The doll nonsense soon resumes, and then, mercifully, come the end credits.

Today, we see the release of DUNNO, a showcase of Rip Curl’s teeny riders, which is a thrill itself, but it’s the use of the vaping anthem, Juice Stick that will forever be on joyous recall.

In an interview the band, Purple Disturbance, described the song thus: “It’s about underage vaping, and the viral craving that our generation has gained, no matter how many times vapes are banned people will source their way into getting them. Expect a message of hopeless addiction and a song that’ll make you hate or celebrate this ‘Vape nation’.”

No word yet from the Times.

Essential.

DUNNO | A New Surf Film Featuring The Next Generation | Rip Curl

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World-record breaking surfer Dylan Graves stuns world with video of four-mile long wave in Africa

"Chaotic, beautiful, and downright ridiculous…"

For over one decade BeachGrit readers have enjoyed the sunny and generous persona of Puerto Rican Dylan Graves travelling hither and thither in search of weird, wonderful and perfect waves.

Click here, here, here, here and here.

And here.

Here.

Here, too.

And, here, where it all began.

Although Dylan Graves is of middle age, he’s no fat, shiny, liver-coloured man, but an example of who we can be if we don’t fall into the trap of remaining in our velvet cages of couch, device, home.

This video is a hybrid of his usual travelogue and includes a lightly comic tone of the absurdity, as he calls it, of the search for perfect surf.

“In this surf documentary-meets-comedy breakdown, I (Dylan Graves) attempt to unpack the chaotic, beautiful, and downright ridiculous process of chasing perfect surf, from over-analyzing weather charts to breaking boards on 7km sand points. This is The Absurdity of Scoring Good Waves, a surf journey told in four parts: forecasting, sand, endurance, and finally… the magic.”

The wave sought and found is one of Africa’s most elusive prizes and for all its perfection, it ain’t easy. Watch as some of the world’s most accomplished tube riders, with pinwheeling legs and flailing arms, fail takeoffs.

The reward, of course, is like a warm wind straight to the marrow of the bones.

The aBsUrDiTY of scoring good waves [a surf comedy]

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Slacker surf god Dane Reynolds unlocks secret stash of unseen footage

The corrupt gypsy becomes the gentle romantic.

If you want to feel the passage of time, or at least have it hit you in the guts, consider that Dane Reynolds, cultural engineer, hits forty in a few months.

The former world number four, father of three, and millionaire a few times over, became the most famous surfer of his generation, usurping the authority of pro surfing as the arbiter of best surfing, with his own performances and, later, his body of work for Marine Layer and its sequel Chapter 11 TV.

Dane Reynolds surfs with what might be described as a feline sophistication and even now with a daddy body softened by bacon and beer, he will take your breath away.

The latest instalment on Chapter 11 TV features four minutes of outs from his classic Lost Interest, “that didn’t make the Final Cut so here they are, slapped together with no structure. Just some nice surfin from a memorable Reef trip to Mexico back in 2011.”

Essential.

Lost Interest - Some Unseen Footage

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Tour truant John John Florence and less famous brother Nathan navigate perilous ocean voyage

"What was fun and exciting now has us tired and worried. We're 600 miles from our destination."

While the world tour staggers along, led by the almost forty-year-old South African albatross Jordy Smith, John John Florence has been creating an ode to life, assembling his life, wife Lauryn, baby Daz and brother Nathan down there at the bottom of the world in New Zealand.

After a brief cameo at the tour’s opener at Pipeline, John John Florence set off to explore some of New Zealand’s most dramatic coastal scenery, a decision made easy by the fact his forty-eight foot gunboat Vela née Falcor (back when Travis Rice owned it) which had been sitting dockside there after listing it for sale almost two years ago for $1.3 million American dollars.

(The selling literature describes Vela thus,

“Vela” is currently lying in the North of New Zealand and has been a recent recipient of an extensive refit ensuring that she is 100% ready to go on her next adventure. Lightweight, robust and featuring North 3di technology flying from a Marstrom Carbon mast supported by ECsix carbon rigging, The Gunboat 48 strikes the balance between performance and comfort in a manner rarely seen on performance catamarans under 50ft.

The saloon space flows beautifully into the hulls and forward in to the forward cockpit, sail handling area which of course leaves the aft cockpit space open and free for socialising and watching the world go by.

Recently returning to her original metallic blue hull colour with black accenting provided by the forebeam, mast and trampolines, “Vela” is champing at the bit to get back to exploring!)

In 2015, John John Florence had declared, “My ultimate goal with sailing is to be able to travel fast, cover long distances, and go surfing. I want to combine the two.”

John John Florence, it has to be said, says a vigorous “yes” to life! He is a man who loves enthusiasm and joyousness for their own sake.

And Nathan Florence, hair redder than his older brother, skin as paper thing, literally and figuratively, ain’t far behind.

As John John Florence gives credibility to the WSL version of pro surfing, Nathan Florence delivers to the vlogging freesurfer.

In this harrowing episode, both brothers face a wild ocean and terrific winds, skies black with rain, as they plunge into darkness and cruelty on the open ocean.

Watch if you dare.

Needless to say.

Essential.

SAIL SURFING INTO THE REMOTE PACIFIC! EXTREME WEATHER, HUGE WAVES, A FLORENCE ADVENTURE!

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