Jamie Brisick releases searingly personal film, “Between a rock, a cock and a good time!”

A wild Malibu romp with Cousin Pete, Steven, and our hero, the surf journalist maestro Jamie Brisick.

“Buckin’ Broncos” is the happy byproduct of about two decades of memoir/personal essay writing that started over a lunch with my then-agent who asked about my surfing life. I elaborated, and at the end of my rant he said, “You know, you should really write a memoir, a surf-family memoir.” So I went home, rolled one of the spliffs that I smoked every evening at that time, and began writing what for many years I framed as my failed memoir, but now just think of as my daily self-examination/check-in/interrogation.

Which is to say that the memoir in its completed form has yet to be published. But as the brilliant writer John Jeremiah Sullivan once wrote (I’m paraphrasing), ‘There’s no such thing as wasted writing.’ Or the artist Paul Chan, who I interviewed in 2015, told me, “I’m starting to see how success is its own form of failure.”

Or as Bob Dylan sings in “Love Minus Zero”: She knows there’s no success like failure / And that failure’s no success at all.

I sort of became my own therapist, writing scenes from imagined therapy sessions, in which I’d ask myself, “Just what the fuck are you trying to say here?” Loads of fun. It then blurred into fiction, and here you have “Buckin’ Broncos,” as well as about 100 other entries of this sort, which I plan to make into whimsical, idiosyncratic micro films.

I was thrilled to work with Quinn Graham, who’s made some excellent films with the surfers Frankie Harrer and Taro Watanabe. And Charlie Smith of Cruise Control Contemporary, my dear pal and sometimes therapist. And Davis and Skylar Diamond, whose duo, Very Nice Person, soundtracks, and who ride 88 soft tops, usually finless, lots of sideways drifting. And so it’s friends, making, toying, experimenting.

Hoping to do a lot more like this.

Oh, and the memoir. Here’s a passage that takes place right around the time referenced in “Buckin’ Broncos”—

I can’t remember my first wave or first contest victory, but I can recall in vivid detail the sadistic glint in Barron Burns’s eyes the time he ran off with some valley girl’s joint, sucked it into his lungs until he could suck no more, and then stomped it into the sand with his bandana-wrapped motorcycle boot. I can see the cluster of surfers straddling their boards and the chocolaty barrels roping across First Point during the El Niño winter of 1983 when streets flooded, cesspools overflowed, and “Warning: Contaminated Water” signs dotted the bombed-out beach. I can taste the pepperoni pizza and Coors from plastic cups and even remember snippets of dialogue at the salad bar the night Brett Thomas and I got hammered at Straw Hat after the WSA Malibu Invitational.

Waves disappear as quickly as we ride them. There are no goals, hoops, or sidelines to give definition, make things cut and dried. Surfing is mercurial—try and hold it in the hands for close inspection and it seeps between the fingers, leaving only fragments, glimmers.

Cousin Pete, Steven, and I are out at Topanga Point on a minus low tide afternoon, the six-foot faces steep and hollow, the kelp so thick you could almost walk on it. We look down towards Chart House, which is as much a myth as it is a surf spot. There are world-class waves in Los Angeles County but they reveal themselves only when swell, tide, wind, and moon align perfectly. Three-hundred and sixty-two days a year you’d drive past and never imagine that these points actually break, but those few days that they come together they’re magic, the kind of waves that end jobs, disrupt Thanksgiving dinners.

We see a small cluster of surfers huddled around the boulder-strewn point that gets its name from the restaurant on the headland and decide to run down and check it out. The waves are shoulder-high and spiraling and the guys riding it are different from the ones we know from Malibu, Topanga, Zuma. Not only are their styles more hunched over and low to the board, but their black wetsuits and beaten single fins suggest underground/off radar, which parallels the fact that they’re all about the tube, which is a kind of hiding unto itself.

We’ve never surfed this type of wave, but because the guys shout words of encouragement, and the whitewash is knocking at our knees and threatening to drag us over the rocks, we jump in. It’s less a paddle out than a single stroke into position. There’s a primordial quality to the lineup: the creepy-crawly sand crabs that nip at our toes, the briny smell of the barnacle-encrusted rocks not fifteen feet away, the currents and eddies that slosh us to and fro, the slurp of water crashing on sand.

Cousin Pete, Steven, and I get heavily tubed for the first time, a major rite of passage. The tube is surfing at its apex. It features in every movie and magazine, but pictures don’t do it justice. It’s tough to describe, but I’ll try.

Aquamarine water sucks up the face and turns snowy white at twelve o’clock then pitches out and envelopes you in a kind of liquid womb. Your rear fingers graze the upward-surging water and your front fingers aim for the exit. Your board slithers across the whirl as the guillotine lip slaps the wave face in primal gasps and exhalations. And once you’ve got your line, you just sort of sit back and enjoy the view. It’s more like meditation than sport. While the crescendo moments in baseball or basketball, for instance, involve grand slams or slam dunks, this tube, this intimate exchange with Mother Nature, is virtually effortless.

We get tube after tube after tube. It connects with that childlike attraction to crawl spaces, tree forts, hiding under tables. It’s also beautiful: the streaks of pinks and purples in the sky, the shimmer of emeralds and golds on the wave face, the cascading lip that’s everything a Tiffany’s window display aspires to.

We surf till the sky’s nearly pitch black then run back up to Topanga to catch the bus to Cousin Pete’s house in West LA.

We travel with our boards wrapped in sleeping bags, inviting questions and putting us in a kind of ambassadorial role. By the time we get to our stop on Pico and Doheny we’ve explained to a pair of Latino grandmothers from Silver Lake that the wax goes on the deck and not the bottom, that fins give holding power and help us turn, that the North Shore of Oahu gets twenty-five-foot waves in winter and

Yes, we do plan to ride them one day.

Jamie Brisick releases searing autobiographical film, "Between a rock, a cock and a good time."
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Jin

A tough read this one

JSC

Still waiting for the the Jamie Brisick professional surfing memoir “The Incredible Lightness of Being a Pro Surfer” that has been in gestation for fifteen years or so –

JSC

After the Watts riots in 1965, all the conservative white folks moved from Los Angeles County to Orange County and have been there ever since –

tim_nelsen

he shoot Iceland surfers w/ aurora borealis in background?

tim_nelsen

Jamie is one of us. I just deleted two or three stupid comments made while stoned to the gills...Rick Stoner

but the old photos are priceless of Topanga. namely the guys with long-sleeved wetsuits w/ beaver tails and 7’6″ Beckers. or?

Where were we when the State confiscated the beach?

Drinking gallons of wine and drawing wave on pee-chee folders wishing we were at the beach party. Bingo!

Or learning to type on electric Coronas in high school after an early session at Topanga.

Jimmy the Saint

Don’t bring your art around here Brisick!

PRN

Good describer.

Sean Connery

I don’t know what’s worse. Listening to somebody talk about their surf session or reading about.

Jack English

While were here on the subject of Jamie Brisick care to tell us the story I heard of you taking some Aussie girl from the then famous surf photographer Jeff Hornbaker…

Picard Madeoff

I briefly wept after reading the line “Waves disappear as quickly as we ride them” as it ties to the recurring days of powder we’ve skied lately as it too disappears after we rip through it. Not sure how to cope as the next storm rolls in so I’m left to wonder about Piper from your ceramics class? Does she surf?

ValiantScorn

The question all the real people want answered: “Where is Piper from Ceramics, now?”

Picard Madeoff

DITTO! And why isn’t anyone talking about the HB Council meeting where Ex-NFL punter Chris Kluwe was arrested?

Barnycle

I posted a link to it in the previously listed article. Came across the video of his speech and act of civil disobedience this morning.

If not for this forum I would have had no idea that HB was so conservative. Makes sense to have islands of conservatism in an ocean of progressiveness that is California.

Picard Madeoff

The mayhem is enjoyable to observe!

ValiantScorn

+ Missing Gorilla*

deeks

Pipe-her with ceramics

Com Turren

Nice try, Diddy

Stick man

I liked it…I got tubed there for a second and a crab bit me toe. Maybe I shoulda wore booties.

tim_nelsen

that was when purple, black, and blue urchins lined the shore.

Wave Wizard

I adore how much people on here dislike this.

Chazz Michael Michaels

Tough crowd, eh!

ricmatic

Avoid daily self examination at all costs.

Picard Madeoff

BRAVO! Who needs self-help books or therapy when life’s simplicity can be found in the comment section of BG? I’d truly loathe myself if I engaged in self-examination any deeper than quick drive by evaluations so I instead choose to read the offerings BG presents as it helps me to understand that I’m not alone in my bizarre thoughts and actions.

Noncompetitor

I hope it gets published, I’d read it

Rocks local

love how BG is now the paper of record for the surf community lol … have something to say, better say it here or it didn’t happen.

*ps, nice shoutout to Sullivan, who happens to be a close family member of Ms Rocks (100% truth)

Picard Madeoff

Now that the Taylor Swift tour is over, how are you coping?

Rocks local

dark days indeed, losing myself in work to try to shut out the pain but so hard to ignore the giant hole in my soul.

Picard Madeoff

Your post will be shared with every Swiftie I know!!

BRAVO

Chazz Michael Michaels

Well then please pass on my “by fuck you’re a great writer!”

for sure, he’s a legend

tim_nelsen

Sent him (JP) an extended substack post of what i expose here. dm’d and said style was lil like …

James Kelmanb1946 won the Man Booker Prize with his novel, How Late it Was, How Late. The novel was criticised for its use of profundities and the local, difficult to understand, Glaswegian language. In hindsight it is now highly praised for its unique style and its postmodern techniques. (The Books List 30 best in Scotland)

Barrelled

What happens if you click the link to Piper from Ceramics 1? Too fucking creepy for me to click in.

Sean Connery

Pretty sure that is Jennifer Lawrence.

Piskian

When people say,”You should write a memoir”,they really mean,”I really don’t want to hear this tedious self-regarding shite.Please just shut the fuck up and scribble it down,and give us all some peace and quiet.”

Barnycle

Been listening to some of the older episodes of TSJ’s podcast. Keep up the good work.

Will try to check out the book/films sometime in the future. Glad that you got it done; it looks interesting.


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