Harry Bryant, Marshall Islands, Natural Selection.
As for the wave, this righthander made lightly famous by Kelly Slater back in 2012, Harry says it’s “one of the best waves in the world on its day. I haven’t been to many waves like that. You can’t compare it. Teahupoo is the closest thing." | Photo: Ryan Miller

Harry Bryant says secret wave in Natural Selection has potential to be a “kilometre-long Teahupoo”

"On a perfect day, offshore winds, good swell direction, you could easily get the longest tube of your life.”

Earlier today and after a flurry of ado since its taping into Micronesia around one month ago, the Travis Rice-engineered surf contest Natural Selection premiered on YouTube. 

You might’ve heard of Trav’s Natural Selection, a freeride snowboard contest designed in 2021 to take athletes away from snow parks and into raw backcountry environments. 

The concept, as the name suggests, draws from Charles Darwin’s “survival of the fittest,” where competitors must adapt to unpredictable and wildly rugged terrain to succeed. 

Natural Selection now also includes mountain bikes, skiing and, here we are, surf. If you watched you might’ve been left in a couple of minds about it all. 

The lack of star power hurt, this thing has Kelly Slater written all over it, the wave is a hell of a thing, sure, but it’s open to wind and impossible to shoot unless you’ve got a Larry Haynes (RIP) or a Dan Russo shooting wide-angle while the usual land guys, Miller and so on, zoom around on the back of skis. 

As it was, the judges, the film crew, were on a boat skippered by the great Martin Daly, read all about Marty here, and here, and here, flying in and out of the channel, Teahupoo esque. 

At one point a smaller support boat coming in to the stern of the film vessel was lifted up by the ten feet of swell and pushed a hole into its hull. The contest was put on hold, briefly, Marty threw on his tank, dived into the drink and epoxied up the hole. 

You’ll find out the winner in two days, Feb 20, USA time, but in the meantime, I interviewed Harry Bryant, a twenty-eight-year-old Australian with a bushy hairdo and albino moustache that twinkle like glitter on a burlesque dancer’s corset.

There is a recklessness to Harry’s surfing as well as drama and attitude.

The wave, he says, although not in so many words, is like being rimmed by a trannie who might be your uncle. Danger mixed with a terrific excitement, a wild ol what-if.

Harry says he heard about Natural Selection while he was hovering around the North Shore in December, readying for the Vans Pipe Masters. He says he’d never really tuned into the snowboarding Natural Selection event but was pricked curious “to see if someone other than the surfers, the WSL or Stab could run a surf event that was more exciting.”

Did they? 

“Uh, I reckon, you know what, extremely tough circumstances to run an event smoothly the first time,” he says. “I reckon the actual format will get smoothed out over time. This first one, we were all the way out in the Pacific trying to mould the format around the waves. It’s a pretty gnarly and tough zone to run an event: off a boat, on a wave in the middle of the Pacific. Pretty gnarly.” 

The problem, apart from the wind, was getting the judges and camera crew in the zone to see and record the magnitude of the rides. 

“Martin’s one of the best captains and super aware of his surroundings but he wasn’t anchored, just sitting in the channel, and accelerating and reversing to get the judges in the spot to see every wave. All the cameras were on the same boat so if the boat wasn’t in the spot then there was no footage and the judges couldn’t tell what was going on.” 

He describes Marty’s feat of repairing his damaged boat as “fucking crazy. He had an epoxy gun and was able to seal the boat while submerged underwater with fucking twelve-foot waves breaking around him.”

As for the wave, this righthander made lightly famous by Kelly Slater back in 2012, Harry says it’s “one of the best waves in the world on its day. I’d love to see it in all-time conditions. It’s definitely prone to swell but when you’re prone to swell you’re prone to all the elements. I saw the Florence lads went there a couple months prior and it looked similar: super windy, too big, real ledgy, deep water, super hard to surf. It’s really hard to navigate, to know what to  ride. I haven’t been to many waves like that. You can’t compare it. Teahupoo is the closest thing. It’s so ledgy. It comes out of deep water and this is a similar takeoff to Chopes but you’re locking into a kilometre of a long, long stretch of reef. On a perfect say, offshore winds, good swell direction, you could easily get the longest tube of your life.” 

 

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Size-wise, although it may not be apparent in the vision accompanying the event, he says it was twelve-to-fifteen foot on the sets. 

“I pulled back on one wave that genuinely petrified me. I’ve been hunting slabs for the last five years and have gone to some pretty gnarly waves, pushing myself in bigger slabby waves. There it gets to a point where it’s too big to paddle, too slabby, moving too quick and so steep. Everyone was stumped on the conditions. Trying to get a wave and successfully ride it and trying to hold an event and get a few waves in a heat, it was hard to comprehend.”

Haz says he rode a six-foot Timmy Patterson, the only board he could access as his others were buried under a ton of board bags on the boat. He says he was impressed by everyone who came on the trip. Everyone had a swing, as they say. 

“For how gnarly it is, no one had been there, no one had competitive edge. We were in the same boat , literally, paddling out and not knowing what the wave was going to do, what to do, how to approach it. Everyone was going really hard. Eithan and Al had a heat together that was sick to watch, one of the sickest heats I’ve ever seen in front of my eyes. When that style of surfing goes down it’s pretty special to watch.” 

Although no surfers were gravely wounded during the event, Soli got a few stitches in his wing but that was about it, the photographer Jason Murray had his leg destroyed some days later while filming from the tinny. The boat flew over a wave and he landed awkwardly, snapping his ankle, which would require surgery to secure it with bolts, and ripping the MCL in his knee. 

“The whole thing was dramatic, to tell the truth,” says Harry. 

Tune in on Feb 20, US, Feb 21, Aus, for Finals Day.

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Yomar

well fuck me gently but Kelly Slater & Ross Williams had it better back in 2012

channelbottom

I was kinda bummed I missed it.
But maybe I didn’t I dunno. Can I just it play anytime and it’ll replay?

FlintyBadman

“like being rimmed by a trannie who might be your uncle. Danger mixed with a terrific excitement”
Strewth! If DR was your brother, would you let him anywhere near your kids?

bob

Nice ad, I saw BG in the credits, don’t you guys disclose sponsored content?

The Bitchy Crab

Why are we in the credits?

"Helmets... Period."

it was a quick blurb saying “Thanks to the writers of BeachGrit, whose clear bravery in continuing to spend their lives writing sh*tty clickbait surf slop for a motley crue of a couple dozen burnouts, kooks and adult learners helped give us the bravery to charge this slab”

deeks

Don’t forget crossdressers !

bob

Was under the thankyou section but so were stab, inertia and surfer mag, so I may be wrong.

Panda's sack rash

Build a city there then.
Good on you Martin, chas misso etc, fucked another place

Antipodes

Harry did well to wrangle a few. It really doesn’t seem like a backhand friendly wave, particularly when it’s windy with rogue sections. It might be more accurate to call it the “the natural foot selection” based on the technicality.

I really like it as a concept and enjoyed the packaged viewing. Yes it’s different to a regular ct but I’d like to see more of this type of event, but in less windy conditions.

Happy Camper

hmmmm. longest right hand barrel in the world, heavy water, Daddy’s free boards and a nice boat.
baby “Darwin” Florence naturally selected for this wave

Rocks local

would it at least qualify the winner to be able to hang out in front of the shop and feel super welcomed unlike all those hostile, get the f out of here local surf shops???

Stick man

Socks Local

Rocks local

ha, everyone always welcome on the Rocks front porch, at least until ms rocks kicks out the vagabonds

Sean Connery

Natural Selection BG Commenters addition sponsored by Coors Original and XXXX Gold-
– 2 Rounds of Chaz BG click bait articles.
– 2 Rounds of Derek BG click bait articles.
– Top commenter from each article moves onto the finals
– Opening rounds will be judged by fellow commenters.
– Political, trans, or gaza comments automatically disqualified (Negatron will be chief controller)
– The four finalists on finals day will get all expenses paid trip to their local bar. Including open tab.
– Finals will consist of 3 articles from Matt George.
– Watch party and live commenting will be up on BG website.
– Final’s will be judged by our esteemed judging panel- Wiggoly’s paddling style (Head Judge), Andy C., and Astro.
– Winner gets a Toledo would go t shirt, a free copy of Cocaine and Surfing on audible, a $50 gift card to maaps, and an I hate surfing mug.

Rocks local

you had me at Coors

tim_nelsen

you, me, adolph, and DSS&S…

Rocks local

Rocky Mountain high, and don’t forget Jacob and William

tim_nelsen

Timothy 31: “KICK THE FUCKING BALL INTO THE NET…”

tim_nelsen

BG’s click-bait format is tough to beat, but I’ll throw my best into the ring:

Harry Bryant, between ‘contest heats’, will attempt to ‘sleep’ with over 1,000 Micronesian women…LIVE FEED!

Chief Hot stuff

Bring lottsa lube!!

Stick man

in a jiffy?

tim_nelsen

mission beach brought to ya by Manhattan Beach

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tim_nelsen

now ’bout your son. what’s his name?

Happy Camper

all well and good, but when has Dez ever written two click bait articles that didn’t include something trans?
reading three articles by Matt George is gonna really make it difficult. are sleep breaks included?
you may want to throw in a round of JP articles, but commenters are not allowed to look up references and word definitions on google.

I’d love to play, if the local bar is located on the deck of the Abu Thubi.

KnostMalone

Fun watch! Can’t wait for finals day. Did we witness the future???

Chazz Michael Michaels

Contender for the finest passage ever to appear on Beachgrit:

“The wave, he says, although not in so many words, is like being rimmed by a trannie who might be your uncle. Danger mixed with a terrific excitement, a wild ol what-if.”

JSC

Maybe they can move the next Natural Selection to a location in Indonesia – less wind, better waves, higher performance.

Some of the gals looked too scared to do a turn.

Noncompetitor

G Land, Cloudbreak, P Pass

Barrelled

Need somewhere new, not sure where though. G-land and Cloudbreak have been done plenty of times already. P-Pass locals probably wouldn’t want it there. Still some waves in Indo that haven’t been done. Need some Search type missions.

Noncompetitor

Nope. No need to expose anymore spots thanks

Surf Coach/Great Human

Green Bush

Mapski

North Sentinel.

Barrelled

One would think it has to be a legal to surf location.

Mapski

Locals have no one to complain to.

JSC

North Sentinel has beens surfed, back in 1999

Rocks local

All very impressive, etc etc. But if you aren’t showing it live don’t call it a contest. It can still be great, a la Florence bros slab tour clips, but it’s not a competition.

The nba famously hit rock bottom in the late 70s. Every news article ever that references that period summarizes how bad it was by saying, ‘the nba sucked so bad they showed playoff games on tape delay.’ It is the epitome of rock bottom when it comes to any sort of actual sport.

I get it, surfing not just any sport. Again, fine, show me the clips, let Harry tell me how great it was, I’ll be cool with it.

But don’t fucking gaslight me by calling something I don’t get to see until weeks after it happened a ‘contest.’ Feels like the 80s all over again, not getting to see curren vs occy in real time and having to wait for the pre packaged highlights show.

Give me a fucking break.

Otto

If you could get a bigger yacht in proximity, and with the ever-increasing abundance of Starlink, direct Internet connection shouldn’t be such an insurmountable matter

Rocks local

One would think. Maybe next time.

notsurfingtoday

Precisely.

Allow me to quote myself from the previous thread

Sorry to rain on your wife’s bro parade but to me this is just a commented vlog. No real pull here. Dozens of ‘TROPICAL BARRELS STRIKE MISSION’ videos out there, this seemed just yet another one, with commenters on hand.(…)
The Nazaré event yesterday was very much engaging, more than this – it was live, the massive slams and subsequent rescues were thrilling, massive speed turns, solid commentary on the desk, and the whole thing was really well put together. Maybe it was just my low expectations and trying to dodge work.

Rocks local

Right with you. Maybe would find it less irritating if not on heels of the no live stream pipe contest and the particularly weird explanation that they intentionally did not have a live stream and instead put those dollars into sm presence (Sam m’s explanation of decision).

These days a live viewing access option is just table stakes for a real event. It’s not an a la carte add on that you pick or don’t pick. For chrissakes I can live stream just about every high school event in the country.

If you want to be a local boardriders event, fine, I don’t mind. But don’t call yourself a WSL alternative if you can’t even pull off a basic live option.

Again, I lived through those days of after the fact packaged contest shows and no live streams back in the 80s. I’ve no desire to go back.

JSC

It’s an “Exhibition” – not a contest.

Rocks local

I think that’s exactly right

Noncompetitor

Ok more exhibitionism then

Noncompetitor

I’d rather see real waves and tested surfers a month later than shite waves and days of WSL blather live. Just add some scores and this format wins. Like Warshaw says, the waves are the stars.

Rocks local

that’s what Nate F is already doing. So fine, do that some more, all good, a big fan of the Flo bros work (along with everyone else with a pulse). But it isn’t a contest, or at least not one that anyone should take seriously from a competitive perspective.

c4

If you don’t care if it’s live then just watch some of the thousands of hours of surf movies and videos on YouTube with way better waves and way better surfers.

The “contest” aspect of this natural selection thing is meaningless.

Rocks local

ditto

Noncompetitor

You could build in some drama if there are scores, and that’s the difference

REO Speedwobble

The contest aspect is almost always meaningless, like it’s always been. It’s just a bit of fun at the end of the day.

REO Speedwobble

I couldn’t really give a shit if it was live, I would either likely be asleep or working, possibly even surfing on any given day and would rather watch it in my own time. It smoked anything the WSL has ever put out in any case, production gremlins or otherwise.

Barnycle

That injury to the photographer, Jason Murray, sounds like a horror injury; considering the circumstances.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Harry and Martin Daly… 2 guys that hate the spotlight
expose and cash in 101

deeks

Fuck I’ve gotta give up the darts and get some a that …oh and the piss and the job and ageing and a sense of self preservation and…fuck that I’ll just watch in awe

notsurfingtoday

His backside tuberide-to-bodysurf was good fun. Australians and their obsession with slabs. He’s natural pick in these conditions.


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