Book out private island at world’s last surf paradise for one week for one Bitcoin: “I’ve died and gone to heaven,” says surf explorer Martin Daly

You and fifteen pals. All booze included.

Got a spare bitcoin gettin’ all het-up in that virtual wallet? Want to throw a crypto-shekel at Martin Daly, the great surf explorer who set up his alt-universe on Beren Island in the Marshalls there, and get a piece, maybe the last piece of empty surf heaven, for you and fifteen pals?

All booze included?

To celebrate the wild ride of cryptocurrency, and to attract a hipper, more tech-savvy crowd instead of the usual dinos wiring cash via Western Union, Marty’s offering a deal which means, given bitcoin’s volatility, either you win, ie the currency crashes, or he wins, it soars.

If you want in, want to examine the parameters of the deal, dates, what you get and so on, click here.

Marty, who is now sixty four, tells me what brought him to the Marshalls, specifically Beran Island, a twenty-hour sail from Majuro, the republic’s capital city, in the first place.

“I know what the ocean and the reefs are supposed to look like. I grew up diving pristine reefs, reefs without names when I was a kid in Townsville in Queensland. When I was on The Crossing I went everywhere, dove everywhere and I saw that ninety-five percent of the world’s reefs were impacted. Two thirds were actually gone or dead. Put your head underwater here and you see what’s supposed to be here.”

Near Beran island he found a righthander, which Marty called Nirvana (“The best thing I’ve ever seen”) and “like a typical human being when I first came here I sat on the beach and thought, I’ll put a treehouse here, a wharf here, I could build bungalows here. And I said to myself, ‘What sort of fuckwit are you? You spend your whole life looking for Nirvana, you find it, and the first thing you want to do is destroy it… You never get sick of it. If you were standing here you’d go, ‘Oh my god, mate.’ It’s everything a bloke could want: great surf, great diving, the reefs are alive, it’s not fishing it’s catching, so we never run out of fresh fish. It’s stupid.”

Eventually, he decided, yeah, he’ll do something but he’d learn from lessons past and make something he calls “a shining light of responsible development.”

So he built an off-the-grid lodge for sixteen people, powered by wind turbines and solar panels. All of the rubbish the lodge creates is processed and all non-biodegradable refuse is taken back to Majuro’s dump furnaces and its recycling centre. He grows watermelons, papaya, tomatoes, kale, catches a ton of fish and even keeps a few hogs.

“Fuck,” says Marty, “I’ve died and gone to heaven.”

Interestingly, the Marshall Islands is going to be the first country in the world to swing over to a cryptocurrency, shucking the US dollar.

“This is the way of the future,” the country’s minister-in-assistance to the president of the Marshall Islands, David Paul, told Reuters. “As a country, we reserve the right to issue a currency in whatever form it is, whether in digital or fiat form.”

Called the SOV, supply is capped at twenty-four million in order to prevent inflation.

The 24 mill tokens represents the country’s 24 municipalities and some very clever Israelis are going to issue the SOV.

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Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago

It’s all in the past and everyone who knows about it all wants it buried. It’s a story best left quiet if you were the one the story is about. There was a ton of drug smuggling through Indo at certain times. Huge ocean out there and a poor country close to Australia and Singapore. And on and on and on.

resumes.mvlhawaii@gmail.com
5 years ago

Fuck me standing. I had some bitcoins in 2010 or so to buy some dmt off of Silk Road . Was 100 dollars worth and spent 70 of it. My mom sold the thumb drive with my mini disc player and discs for 50 bucks at a garage sale. Hopefully some kids at the local trailer park found it and see this article.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
5 years ago

“American Kingpin” by Nick Bilton about Silk Road and the rise and fall of Ross Ulbricht aka Dread Pirate Roberts. Really great read.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
5 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

I read that one, was pretty good. Still have it on the bookshelf.

MeatyInvincible
MeatyInvincible
5 years ago

In feb 2011 bitcoin was a dollar so if you had $30 left that would now be worth roughly 1.5 million. A classic story to tell your mates down the pub is that you spent the equivalent of $3.5 million dollars on some DMT.

MeatyInvincible
MeatyInvincible
5 years ago

If it was 2010 then just add another zero, 15 million left over and 35 million for the DMT.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

Surfing is fun! Watching sheep be herded for there wool is another entertainer.

MeatyInvincible
MeatyInvincible
5 years ago
Reply to  ValiantScorn

heh heh, Martin Daley is farming us.

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

No, I’ve gladly paid into his fortune.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago

As far as waves and really scoring, right swell, right winds, think the place could be over-hyped a bit, or a lot.

Craven Morehead
Craven Morehead
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Flukey. To say the least

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago

Martin is always going to do Martin. Sea of Darkness is a very telling documentary of you see the original. But you can’t, it’s not the one floating around on DVD. That’s a rework by Martin. Heavy story in its original form.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

I think Sea of Darkness is one of the best movies I’ve seen because its real , and the tip of the iceberg as there is still so many untold stories from that era….

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

then where the f can i find it? didnt slater pay to have it buried?

Gadoot
Gadoot
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Heavy is relative so I’m not sure which version I had. If you’ve seen both without giving up too much how would anyone know the difference between the two?

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Gadoot

The original contains much more incriminating info for some people. The rework, which is likely what you saw, is an edit revision that removes much of the questionable content while painting Martin as the good guy and Boyum the bad guy. All may not be as it’s told. If you know you know, if you don’t not many around that want to discuss it.

Gadoot
Gadoot
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Most likely got the Martin version which explains the kind of scattered story telling of the film. I remember one guy couldn’t stop talking in the film that part really surprised me.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  Gadoot

That’s the reworked version after it was purchased. Martin owns it and you will never see it.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago

What’s to stop somebody from pulling up in their own boat and surfing this place?

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Martin and his boys. Plus it’s in the middle of fucking nowhere. Good luck getting there.

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

I’m just saying, it does seem possible though.
Ya, never really liked Martin since that Quicksilver Crossing BS, greatest surf exploitation voyage ever.

Barrelled
Barrelled
5 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

They pulled into a harbor where I was living at one point I took the opportunity to rip the capt for one of his crew posting about a wave they surfed. Bit unknown fickle spot hard to get to and they thought it a good idea to expose to the world. Worst part was some local fisherman who were known to localize the spots were on the Indies helping. Anyway….

samwaters
samwaters
5 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Money talks, probably has the locals in his back pocket.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
5 years ago

Gritcoin to the moon📈

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago

I have a friend who brought 2 pills with a single bitcoin back in 2013……she loves being reminded about how much her night out cost her – in todays dollars. I used to think it was pretty funny until this offer came up. If only she had brought one not two………

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

About 35K a pinga! Smart dealer.

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago

I think they were $13 at the time from memory…it was before the second bull run.

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
5 years ago

Fuckwit. And. Kelly sure did look fast on them merricks. Imagine. 12/13??

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
5 years ago

Y’all know this Facebook vs the Australian government thing is actually Murdock (news Ltd) pulling puppet strings so the Australian government fighting for him .

Don’t ya ?

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

True enough. Still who’d you rather Docky, or Zucks.. Is there an option c)?

Uneducated
Uneducated
5 years ago

Mark zuck vs rupert…not exactly a battle of good versus evil is it…maybe alien versus predator? More like Mr. Burns versus Smithers

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
5 years ago

Try to look at it this way. They both rich cunts… so would you rather
a) A rich cunt who barely cares about Australian politics as there’s not much profit there compared to larger countries; or
b) A rich cunt who has the Australian politicians so bent over with his media influence that he can dictate what the laws of Australia should be; the guy who assassinated Rudd’s character when he was PM so that his mining buddies wouldn’t have to pay more tax, and the guy who lobbied the Govt (read: strongarmed) to change the media ownership laws in 2018 so that he could buy up every regional newspaper in the country to pave the way for a smear campaign that would allow him to brainwash the Australian public in to thinking that it is Facebook and Google’s responsibility to financially support his dying business model?

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Who do I blow to get on that boat?

frank
frank
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

nah channel, I got a plan, we’ll hide in some board bags, just have to do a really good plank for 24 hours straight

let’s start training!

astro
astro
5 years ago

Marty Daly – what an AAA+ grade cunt !

John Wayne
John Wayne
5 years ago
Reply to  astro

I see your darkness there Astro

astro
astro
5 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Pretty sure he was trying to flog the whole thing off 2-3 years ago.

Snowbored
Snowbored
5 years ago

Once referred to as the “sport of kings”, it seems that surfing has evolved into the “sport of rich cunts”.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  Snowbored

Kings are rich cunts!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Oh yes, touché!

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

I own .00035 of a Bitcoin what can that get me?

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Some ad space on LodgeGrit.

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Hmm think I’ll HODL

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads
Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Diamond hands!

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

A conversation with another sucker on the same path. Airplane!


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