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Oy vey: Ventura’s happiest Jew Eithan Osborne releases long-form surf film for Hanukkah!
And made by King of the Goys Dane Reynolds!
Mixed-race Hawaiian surf star Mason Ho and Sheldon Paishon find perfect waves in “too white” Scotland
Hawaiian surfers visit cold-water destination inhabited by the most chilling demographic on earth! Da Whites!
Epic surf-sail adventure “Calypte” hailed as surf film of the year!
"The brutal honesty of this surf film melds with nuanced passion to create a staggering emotional intensity…"
Rare free-surfing footage of Gabriel Medina tearing hell out of remote Australia alongside Mick Fanning and Mason Ho in “Kangs”
"It's the stroke flick of the year!"
Son of “the most important surfer of the modern era” profiled in epoch-defining film, “Following the Fall Line”
A beautifully made epic about brave people in the middle of the ocean…
Watch Lisa Andersen biopic “Trouble” for free, “Raging and fighting and surfing like a gorgeous disaster!”
“She's the first woman to cross over into surfing celebrityhood and achieve a dominance that made the pig dudes shut up and take notice."
Hollywood in shock over “beautiful and sexy” Luke Hemsworth’s explosive new role alongside Great White attack survivor turned yoga teacher Mick Fanning in apocalyptic surf drama!
"Sessions of an hour or more during which she’ll have twenty to fifty consecutive orgasms!"
Greatest surfer ever at Pipeline Gerry Lopez stars in revealing new documentary by Stacy Peralta, “He is incredibly calculating and shrewd. He’s the last mysterious man in surfing!”
"Lopez rode Pipeline like Audrey Hepburn stepping out of a cab on 5th Ave.”
Reclusive surf prodigy who turned his back on stardom releases full-length feature pundits are calling the Best Surf Movie of 2022, “So beautiful and fat and prosperous! A mini-masterpiece!”
The dangerous boy you don’t bring home to Mama!
Fallen surf giant Billabong releases full-length film on the same day #1 rider Griffin Colapinto defects to arch-rival Quiksilver!
Joel Parkinson may be the commercial lure, but although he infuses the narrative with a certain glamor, he is only one cog in a perfect wheel.
Santa Barbara father-of-three Dane Reynolds shocks surf world with film of the year, skewering racism and segregation in the waves with tour-de-force feature “Hallucinatory Idiocy!”
"I always knew it would be a can of worms," says the former world number four.
Kelly Slater reveals stunning thirty-three-year relationship with the step-daddy to his tour nemesis, “I love him. He’s my best friend… I’m a lucky guy to’ve had him in my life all these years!”
The most-loved man in surfing is a hoary old phrase that gets thrown around, but in this case it's true!
Californian superstar Kolohe Andino revealed as architect of recently euthanised Surf Ranch tour event, “I personally did not push for the technology to be on tour,” says Slater.
“Every time this thing runs, it’s better than ninety percent of waves ever are when we’re there!”
Kelly Slater returns to site of epic Curren’s Point session for first time since 1990, “Easily forty-foot faces. No one had the balls to surf and then Tom Curren paddled out by himself!”
"Giant crazy waves!"
Australian father-of-two takes family on wild eight-month surf odyssey, documents adventure in full-length feature film, “If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me!”
At some point, we all gotta hit the road.
Kelly Slater finally makes public the miracle that allowed him to film commercial for trademark high-waisted “dad jeans” at perfect, empty, eight-to-ten-foot Teahupoo!
"This is Kelly's day!"