"Death is always just a stone's throw away!"
Puerto Rican novelty wave specialist Dylan Graves slides into opening day at Surf Ranch Abu Dhabi!
Climbing against all odds from poverty to a position of honour and privilege, the millionaire world champ has turned an original story into a Hemingway masterpiece.
Spectators thrilled with legend's arabesques, fouettés, picqué tours and port de bras inside the long tubes.
There ain't a wave on earth that would make Nathan "Nasty" Florence wet-stain the front of his red bunny pyjamas.
It ain’t difficult to argue the case that Mason Ho, the Sunset Beach superstar, has had more barrels than Hollywood has cocksuckers.
Trussed up in much rubber, Dylan Graves tames the wild and unruly waters, surfing as elastic as an after-birth vagina.
“Logging late-night hours online, I studied the the terrain, bathymetry, people, marine life, weather-patterns, the cost, travel, logistics…"
The ionic design by San Clemente's Commie-hating soccer-mom lookalike Matt Biolos, the 5'5" round nose fish!
“You are the greatest surfing ambassador in modern times!”
"Mason controls the little cosmos he has created using all the wonders of his enormous skillset."
Climbing against all odds from poverty to a position of honour and privilege!
A wildly unique design created in 1995 by a Commie-hating soccer mom lookalike that promises to ruin your surfing forever!
"It goes beyond just feeling good. It’s a state of mind as well.”
The compelling star of Vans' Weird Waves series rides a five-minute long tidal wave in remote Indonesia!
“I was doing two three hour sessions a day, body slamming on the water over and over and coming in near tears!”