Brave little John John “the toast of world surfing” Florence as you’ve never seen him before!
Rare enough footage of two-time world champ John John Florence and bro's Nathan, Ivan, as tweens and teens.
Sunset Beach’s “Queen of Crazy” Mason Ho strokes Ala Moana Bowls in “What kinda pretty dreams you having wide awake?”
While other surfers balk at the threshold, Mason Ho leaps over the fence!
Hawaii’s queen of crazy Mason “Dirty Nell” Ho releases final, epic sequence from hair-raising month-long romp through Scotland, “His eyes are wild, psychotic slits that bat-dance in your soul!”
A tutorial on how to cling to a flying trapeze, every fibre at breaking point while trying to postpone the inevitable fall.
Mason Ho ditches gloomy Scotland for rock-and-cock POV tubes on a barely habitable island in Fiji, “I stick to what the audience needs, which doesn’t really change all that much!”
Small, busty, doe-eyed Mason Ho courts danger and adventure in Fiji!
Watch just-released footage of world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater destroying surfboard following poor performance in Portugal event, “I’d rather cry than laugh right now!”
"A horrible performance…"
Go-for-broke former world #4 surfer Dane Reynolds moves like a ballet prima donna amid the North Shore’s wild bumping and grinding!
Dane in Hawaii, with pals, essential…
Hawaiian superstar Jamie O’Brien records heart-stopping POV footage of near-death collision with other surfer: “I almost died first wave! My worst wipeout at Pipeline!”
"Lucky to be alive," says Jamie.
Insane! Man beats hell out of palm tree before getting swamped by tsunami!
From the anything-for-a-viral-video department…
Mason Ho and Mick Fanning in wild head-to-head showdown at Great White-infested San Clemente! “Why do beautiful dreams have to run out so fast?”
Ho's shuck and jive vs Fanning's hooligan pride!
Ventura father-of-three and former world #4 Dane Reynolds releases surprise surf video hit of the fall, “A lampoon, a reckoning and a tribute all in one!”
Also starring Ventura super Jew and Israeli Olympian Eithan Osborne!
Watch: A full-blast compendium of brave bull Mason Ho’s most diabolical wipeouts!
A bag of horrors!
Graphic: Sixteen-foot Great White shark bites off teenage girl’s leg in wild existential tug-of-war with rescuers, “I felt a pop. I thought ‘I hope my leg dislocated because if it didn’t it would be gone’ and I looked down and my leg was gone.”
“It was like a puppy chewing on your finger.”
Brazilian bodysurfer stuns world by riding giant wave at notorious Hawaiian outer-reef Jaws, “Kalani goes into the ocean where fish are afraid!”
Kalani Lattanzi belongs to the knuckle-duster-in-your-face school of surfing!
“Psychotic surf dad” kidnaps judge after junior surfing contest dispute!
Surf Dad: The Revenge is a claustrophobic, one-set short that demonstrates a suavely piercing touch of erotic wit and agonised pathos.
VALS strike back! Drop-ins, board-punching, spitting in wild Oceanside surf fight! Pro surfer “jumped and spat on by kooks” vows to take-up Brazilian jiujitsu!
VALS gone wild!
Mason Ho licks epic Ala Moana bowl clean in, “I wouldn’t be able to differentiate between this phenomenon and a volcano erupting!”
Beloved Hawaiian drives forward into the seat of creation…