Ventura father-of-three and former world #4 Dane Reynolds releases surprise surf video hit of the fall, “A lampoon, a reckoning and a tribute all in one!”
Also starring Ventura super Jew and Israeli Olympian Eithan Osborne!
Watch: A full-blast compendium of brave bull Mason Ho’s most diabolical wipeouts!
A bag of horrors!
Graphic: Sixteen-foot Great White shark bites off teenage girl’s leg in wild existential tug-of-war with rescuers, “I felt a pop. I thought ‘I hope my leg dislocated because if it didn’t it would be gone’ and I looked down and my leg was gone.”
“It was like a puppy chewing on your finger.”
Brazilian bodysurfer stuns world by riding giant wave at notorious Hawaiian outer-reef Jaws, “Kalani goes into the ocean where fish are afraid!”
Kalani Lattanzi belongs to the knuckle-duster-in-your-face school of surfing!
“Psychotic surf dad” kidnaps judge after junior surfing contest dispute!
Surf Dad: The Revenge is a claustrophobic, one-set short that demonstrates a suavely piercing touch of erotic wit and agonised pathos.
VALS strike back! Drop-ins, board-punching, spitting in wild Oceanside surf fight! Pro surfer “jumped and spat on by kooks” vows to take-up Brazilian jiujitsu!
VALS gone wild!
Mason Ho licks epic Ala Moana bowl clean in, “I wouldn’t be able to differentiate between this phenomenon and a volcano erupting!”
Beloved Hawaiian drives forward into the seat of creation…
Hawaii’s Queen of Crazy Mason Ho conquers unridable Mexican drainers in, “What if we are all simply lost souls blown off course, just trying to get home?”
Mason Ho solo surfs wild point wave near site of upcoming WSL contest!
Watch Mason Ho’s Mexican tuberiding masterclass, “This country will kill you in a heartbeat and still people love it!”
If popularity can be measured by collective madness, and madness by the number of women in estrous weeping at his mere appearance, Mason Ho is the most popular surfer on earth.
Watch Mason Ho raise hell and beat the goddamn out of Mex points in “Them damn burritos ain’t good for nothing but a hippie, when he’s high on weed!”
"We're fortunate to have Mason Ho in our lives."
Watch: the moment Carlsbad stuntman Poopies is pulled, bloodied, from shark pen in Happy Days-inspired shark jump stunt gone wrong for Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, “I need a 911 emergency call!”
Poopies eats it straight off the ramp, the sharks hit, panic ensues, Chris Pontius weeps, divers scatter the reef sharks and the kid is thrown in a speed boat and rushed to hospital for surgery.
World champion surfer Kelly Slater reveals life inside the world’s most exclusive trailer park!
Slater recreates Malibu's famous Paradise Cove 40 miles south of Fresno in the San Joaquin Valley.
See: Miracle waves ridden, pier shooting on Lake Tahoe with Dylan Graves in “People get depressed because they get bored. I don’t get bored because I know how to go into the unknown!”
Get your kazoo blown six thousand feet above sea level!
Puerto Rican surfer Dylan Graves flouts fears of instant brain death and rides most dangerous wave yet: “I’m going to end up like one of those old weirdos who lives in a network of tunnels burrowed through trash – yet I do not fear this.”
Wild and beautiful.
Eleven-year-old New Jersey tween lands trick that has eluded world champion surfers for forty years! “Your feet came over your back!”
Fantastic, by any imaginable standard…
Puerto Rican surfer Dylan Graves rides ten-minute, three-mile wave in “We thought we’d opened another dimension in time!”
Impossible to resist.