French Jew and Israeli Olympian Eithan Osborne stars in “Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side!”
"Hunting novelty waves in the midst of a global pandemic…"
Mason Ho’s 2020 cream pie compilation: “I hunger for the rapture of extreme risk!”
Come into Mason's world of total flabbergast. It's dynamite.
POV: Examine the machinations of the heaviest lineup on earth with Koa Smith in “Mic’d up surfing Brutal Pipeline!”
A very good behind-the-scenes account of epic Christmas Eve Pipe swell…
Dane Reynolds grooms baby into high-level pro surfer; watch progression here: “This episode is comprised mostly of Micky wrecking waves and occasionally himself around town!”
Total flabbergast.
Outrageous: Watch Mason Ho in “You know my reputation. Ninety inches of tough load, I don’t treat you gently!”
Sensitive but resilient, equally available during the day or night with a minimum of coaxing…
Miracle in Yeppoon: Surf Lakes begins approval process to open wavepool prototype to public; Town Mayor says, “It will put us on the international map!”
Very exciting news!
Scandinavian Miracle: Swedish lake surfing, “I think it will be crowded today which will be super fun!”
A surprisingly joyful short film.
Watch: Finger-banging felon gives hell to Wavegarden’s new bolt-on air section at South Korean wavepool: “Stark-white hair, beaky nose, thin lips, piercing gaze!”
The jewel in a three-billion dollar crown.
Watch: Tawny sampson Mason Ho fast-paces viewers to double orgasm in “Now sleep well, puppy pussy!”
Little Sunset wizard in hazardous new adventure…
Watch: Pool shark Kelly Slater vs teen prodigies Jackson Dorian and Erin Brooks at Waco tank!
The Champ vs the Kids…
Wealthy patron gifts super-vlogger Jamie O’Brien free all-day pass to Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch; JOB refuses appearance fee; returns favour by getting patron’s baby girl front-row seat to famous barrel!
World's most famous surfer makes children's dreams come true…
Oy Vey: Watch Israeli Olympian Eithan Osborne and goyim Parker Coffin and Ian Crane tear hell out of Palm Springs tank!
Stage one of the old Wet 'n' Wild site's rebuild is sweeter than a jasmine mist coating your face like a fine desert sweat.
Watch: Timid but tenacious VAL’s multiple rock jump fails from giant Sydney swell! “I didn’t realise you were that big of a kook!”
As always on these things punch the volume right up…
Watch: Blair Conklin and gal-pals ride Palm Springs Surf Club’s lovely desert plumes!
Clownish good times mixed with the California sun
Problematic: Dancing woman squats over face of WSL commentator Strider Wasilewski; and the gang-bang of a beautiful teenage surf star by “heavily therapeuticised muscle men in matching singlets!”
Oh those naughty nineties…
Watch: Happy Gen Z Surfers mock Coronavirus in “Either your brains or your signature is going to be on this contract!”
The absurdity of the blackmarket and the insanity of hoarders wrapped up in a neat lil Mafia movie spoof…
