Watch: Timid but tenacious VAL’s multiple rock jump fails from giant Sydney swell! “I didn’t realise you were that big of a kook!”
As always on these things punch the volume right up…
Watch: Blair Conklin and gal-pals ride Palm Springs Surf Club’s lovely desert plumes!
Clownish good times mixed with the California sun
Problematic: Dancing woman squats over face of WSL commentator Strider Wasilewski; and the gang-bang of a beautiful teenage surf star by “heavily therapeuticised muscle men in matching singlets!”
Oh those naughty nineties…
Watch: Happy Gen Z Surfers mock Coronavirus in “Either your brains or your signature is going to be on this contract!”
The absurdity of the blackmarket and the insanity of hoarders wrapped up in a neat lil Mafia movie spoof…
Watch: first vision of Tom Lochtefeld’s outrageous Palm Springs tank: “Wait a second! Hold on! I just pulled back in a pool!”
Wavepool pioneer creates slab that destroys pros!
Candid: Italo Ferreira’s private tour of his Baía Formosa hideaway; happy tow-ins via his hundred-gee beach buggy!
Here, in this little fishing village, the world champ is an absolute king.
Battle of the sexes: Documentary reveals hippie surfers’ visceral hatred of women, “Get off my wave, bitch!”
More proof hippies are the worst!
Candid: Take a private tour of world surfing champion Italo Ferreira’s beachfront palazzo in Baia Formosa!
Beachfront palace with infinity pool, Mad Max-style four-wheeler, dreamy righthand point. Come see Italo in natural habitat…
Surfing in New Zealand sucks: “$1300 on petrol, 7,300 cubic liters of carbon into the atmosphere in search of best waves on Coromandel peninsula!”
A tragicomedy starting Luke Cederman and Billy Stairmand…
Watch: “Surfers are frequently, secretly fond of each other!”
There's many a strange impulse to be found behind-the-scenes at the 2019 Pipeline Masters…
Watch: Mason Ho’s POV masterpiece: “Let the lame have their spinal cords so electrified they can now do gymnastics!”
See the tube with newfound gusto.
Watch: Dylan Graves and Dane Gudauskas get their kazoos blown by juicy tubes in Lagos, Nigeria!
And scented with the aroma of urban dysfunction…
Watch Ozzie Wright and Jimmy Banks in “He made queer little snorts like a pig sniffing around the trough!”
A thoroughly anti-depressive little clip featuring two of Australia's greatest screwfoots.
Watch: Ben Gravy and Mason Ho in “Then a queer thing happened!”
Of all the thousands of surf films I've seen in my life, none has transported me to greater extremes of ecstasy than this five-minute ditty…
Essential: Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson contradicts everything you ever thought you knew about tides!
There ain't no movement of water, in and out, for one…
Watch: Mason, Dez, Coco and Mike Ho in “You know I can’t hear you when I’m in the tube!”
Your favourite vagabonds, in the one spot, at the one time!
