BeachGrit contributor murdered in Bali kitchen after rohypnol allegations against locals?
"Bye Bali..."
Rumor: World Surf League to drop “major” announcement soon, first event December 2020 in Hawaii that rolls directly into 2021 season!
Celebrate!
Australian beach towns under siege from flesh-eating bacteria; US news network calls it, “A slow-moving horror show even more baffling to infectious-disease researchers than the novel coronavirus” and asks, “How long will Australia be liveable?”
"Their necrotic limbs reek of rot…"
New evidence suggests it is highly unlikely that Julia Roberts “begged” husband Danny Moder to quit surfing in order to save their marriage!
A relief.
Watch: Large sneaker wave rips blushing bride, her loving groom, off rocks in Southern California as jilted ocean seeks revenge!
Happily Ever Aft....
Massive Great White Shark gets caught in New Zealand fishing net and dies; experts say not the famed “Taranaki Terror!”
"Tourists splattered with blood..."
Warshaw: The bodysurfer Mark Cunningham is “mindful Zen-infused chinchilla-trimmed Ferrari perfection from takeoff to beach landing!”
The king of the sea!
Listen: Longtom on twenty-year blood feud with Nick Carroll, why the WSL will change hands for one dollar and how the Kelly Slater wavepool is an “evolutionary blind alley!”
Come get baptised in dirty water…
Patriot: Momentum builds for Kelly Slater statue to be erected in President Trump’s newly proposed “National Garden of American Heroes!”
Lift your voice!
Kolohe Andino sends pointed July 4 message to fans: “I will never apologise for being American!”
“Equal rights for all, special privileges for none."
Business: Surfline quietly increases subscription price by 35%, gouging shocked customers during Covid-19 pandemic!
America!
Watch: Giant osprey swoops into ocean and grabs baby shark, horrifying toddlers and their left-leaning parents!
Outrage!
