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Legendary surf coach blames Surf Ranch Pro judging controversy on Gabriel Medina, Italo Ferreira and Filipe Toledo’s “victim mentality”!

  • Old chestnut “no good deed goes unpunished” proven true as waterman from Hawaii blasted with heavy fine for saving drowning newborn baby bison!

    It's a cruel world.

    by Chas Smith
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  • Former world #11 surfer and jiujitsu expert Luke Stedman buys beach compound in hot new surf ghetto Suffolk Park for $1.67 million!

    Canny ex-pro surfer takes advantage of plunging property prices around Byron Bay!

    by Derek Rielly
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  • World Surf League Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer deafeningly silent as boss Erik Logan continues to get brutally poked in wake of Surf Ranch Pro insurrection!

    The king is dead, long live the queen?

    by Chas Smith
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  • Winner of Surf Ranch Pro Griffin Colapinto delivers Gandhi-like address to apoplectic Brazilian surf fans, “I understand that there are different cultures but in the end we all feel pain and we all feel love”

    “Who’s to say who’s right and who’s wrong? Life doesn't make sense sometimes."

    by Derek Rielly
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Old chestnut “no good deed goes unpunished” proven true as waterman from Hawaii blasted with heavy fine for saving drowning newborn baby bison!

It's a cruel world.

By Chas Smith

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Former world #11 surfer and jiujitsu expert Luke Stedman buys beach compound in hot new surf ghetto Suffolk Park for $1.67 million!

Canny ex-pro surfer takes advantage of plunging property prices around Byron Bay!

By Derek Rielly

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World Surf League Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer deafeningly silent as boss Erik Logan continues to get brutally poked in wake of Surf Ranch Pro insurrection!

The king is dead, long live the queen?

By Chas Smith

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Winner of Surf Ranch Pro Griffin Colapinto delivers Gandhi-like address to apoplectic Brazilian surf fans, “I understand that there are different cultures but in the end we all feel pain and we all feel love”

“Who’s to say who’s right and who’s wrong? Life doesn't make sense sometimes."

By Derek Rielly

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Protected groups stunned by World Surf League walking back social progression in wake of Surf Ranch Pro insurrection as CEO Erik Logan declares “No one person or group of people are above the integrity of the sport.”

The momentum is real.

By Chas Smith

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Grammy nominated DJ Fisher slams WSL in hilarious post to two million followers as former tour greats join the pile-on, “When a surfer gets a ten-point ride on the world championship tour he wins a f*#ing esky! Are you kidding me?”

“What are they going to do, fill it full of beers and use the lid to go down some hills?”

By Derek Rielly

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Legendary surf coach blames Surf Ranch Pro judging controversy on Gabriel Medina, Italo Ferreira and Filipe Toledo’s “victim mentality”!

"Super ethical coming from a surf 'coach' who used to get smoked by 16 year old Medina"

By Derek Rielly

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World Surf League CEO Erik Logan emerges from panic room after Insurrection at Surf Ranch, lowers cannon and fires “open letter” into “WSL community!”

"It is an important reminder to us all that words have consequences. We hope the entire WSL community stands with us in rejecting all forms of harassment and intimidation."

By Chas Smith

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World Surf League drops paternalistic bomb on Gabriel Medina, Filipe Toledo, Italo Ferreira after Brazilian stars dare question judging in wake of Surf Ranch Pro!

"The wrong kind of passion."

By Chas Smith

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As World Surf League comes under fire for Surf Ranch Pro it becomes clear that the judges do not identify with Brazilian athletes.

"Why would it be surprising that a pudgy, fifty-something, white male WSL judge would err in favour of classic surfing rather than the brand of athleticism and progression brought to the table by the Brazilians?"

By JP Currie

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Side-by-side video of Surf Ranch Pro final between new world number one Griffin Colapinto and Italo Ferreira reveals stunning detail missed by WSL judges, “No way you can justify this!”

By Derek Rielly

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Nia Peeples’ ex-husband shatters hearts after transitioning from surf Buddha into Surf Ranch Propagandhi!

Incel gonna incel.

By Chas Smith

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