ESPN publishes exhaustive profile of 2-time World Champion Tyler Wright: “The more I’m on the podium, the more I’m on your screens, the more important conversations I get to have.”
Much insight.
Authorities identify surfer who died after collision with other surfer at Southern California’s famed Rincon: “The crowds have been out of hand there lately with tons of people dropping in on everyone.”
Tragic.
Insanely popular surf vlogger has YouTube channel suspended indefinitely, “It’s been five days But they said 24 hours… I’m taking a hit!”
Has the cultural revolution claimed another high-profile scalp?
WSL CEO Erik Logan weeps recounting big-wave world champ’s catastrophic injuries in part three of documentary ‘Billy’: “Every breath was getting shorter and shorter and shorter…”
"Fear. Trauma. Pain."
Shocking: Australian man offering “tantric full body energy orgasm” retreat on surfer paradise Bali infuriates neighbors with tawdry hippie verbiage, taken by police, receives cancellation!
Much sadness.
Controversial author slaps back at eminent historian after accusation of cut-rate reportage: “Considering all angles on their merits, one can only conclude that people were surfing in China thousands of years before Polynesia!”
Logical leaping too.
WSL surfing tour in shock as teenage heir apparent to world title tests positive for COVID-19; withdraws from today’s LA-Sydney charter flight!
"Very unfortunate news."
Eminent historian eviscerates controversial author of Cocaine and Surfing for inaccuracies in reporting birth of surfing in China: “This time you passed the mark and put false words in my mouth”
"Affirming that I declared that surfing happened in China ‘Thousands of years before Polynesia’ is blatantly false and casts a bad light on my professionalism."
Business: Luxury surf resort hires professional surf photographer to capture guests’ every head-dip, each four-stage pop-up!
Everyone is a star!
Ocean lovers mourn “execution” of half-ton Tiger Shark by sports fishermen just off popular Sydney surf beach: “This animal was one of the important fishes in the sea!”
“I felt sick, because sharks have been around for 400 million years and it’s only in the past 50 years that humans have been doing such a great job of getting rid of them."
Opinion: History will now officially remember world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater as the seventh or maybe eighth best athlete of his generation!
Not the B.O.A.T.
Inspiration: Honolulu boy paralyzed in rare surfing accident becomes card trick master, president of Hawaii’s Society of American Magicians!
Wonder and amazement!
