Graphic: headless seal appears on popular Californian beach two days after local fire captain reveals area to be breeding ground for Great White sharks!
Healthy stocks of beloved, and iconic, fish.
Breaking: World Surf League cancels upcoming Rio Pro citing the dreaded “abundance of caution!”
See: Italo Ferreira’s staggering transformation from surfer to Tom Selleck-sex-god-lookalike in GQ magazine!
Dirty, sexy, hot.
Breaking: “Lucky” Leonardo Fioravanti appears set to be Olympic alternate for France, South Africa and Japan after qualifying for Italy ahead of Tokyo Games!
International man!
Surf rich El Salvador becomes first country on earth to make Bitcoin legal tender; market watchers breathlessly wait to see if “diamond-handed” investor Kelly Slater will relocate!
Will he or won't he?
Watch: SUP pilots, goat boaters paddle out on all manner of plastic near G-7 summit in Cornwall, England to protest plastic!
Plastic bad (unless used for paddles etc.)
World champion surfer Kelly Slater reveals life inside the world’s most exclusive trailer park!
Slater recreates Malibu's famous Paradise Cove 40 miles south of Fresno in the San Joaquin Valley.
First Lady Jill Biden reveals disquieting details of first surfboard to therapy group: “It was white with a big butterfly on it!”
Can you guess who shaped? Does it even matter?
Why did Surf Ranch fail, as wave pool tech and as a contest, so spectacularly? “A dull ache of unrealised desire at the deathless sight of that impossibly perfect wave”
"When Kelly thinks about what is being done in his name and looks in the mirror, does he still see an environmentalist looking back at him?"
Listen: After decades of silence, controversial surf journalist opens up about true style inspiration!
Fabulous.
Man diving for lobster off Cape Cod experiences ultimate barrel, gets swallowed whole by whale: “I thought to myself, ‘there’s no way I’m getting out of here. I’m done, I’m dead!’”
Completely black.
Revealed: World title trophy sold for $25,000 by US surf star to fund documentary spotted by fan in Huntington Beach! “I like that it’s floating in the free market!” says Champ
“Fernando Aguerre bought it. I went to Fed Ex and shipped it to his address in Cali. Haven’t seen it since.” Until now.
Just in: Brisbane, Australia set to be announced as host of 2032 Olympics all but guaranteeing surfing’s inclusion for the next decade!
Australian tax payers rejoice!
