"This home and neighborhood hold the keys to an adventurous future on the North Shore of Oahu."
"Suspicious by nature."
Mea culpa yields dividends for clever readers…
Wily move from former world number two.
Have we surfers been duped?
The prophet on a wave!
Youth(ish) Against Establishment!
Say so long to the West and live out your days in tropical splendour.
We're here. We surf. We're in your face!