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The International Surfing Association falls in love with the Olympic movement!
"If this guy ain’t juiced they shouldn’t bother testing at all.”
A simple five minutes of great California surfing set to very Shazamable tunes…
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Is this the future of localism?
Are you ready for some hot 2020 Olympic action?