Watch: Craig Anderson and Taj Burrow in “Will you come loofah my stretch marks?”
Two surfers, one retired, the other a recluse, reappear in four-minute short for deck-grip sponsor…
Besieged: Do Israeli surfers have a little PR issue?
Are the most beautiful people on earth a little too feisty in the drink?
Day 2, MEO Rip Curl Portugal Pro: “While tech billionaires elbow each other out of the way to throw 55k a day at the Ranch for stoked kooks to dodge the tube there is no stomach for socialized Pro Surfing in the Americas!”
So we're back, deeper than ever in the land of socialized medicine and decriminalised drug use. Portugal.
Opinion: “Martin Potter is a man reborn! He knows professional surfing like few others, like no others!”
The '89 World Champ is in the best form!
Confession: “I thought a ‘thruster’ was directly related to sex. I thought ‘goofy foot’ was harsh criticism!”
And other misconstrued surf flotsam…
Surf Gambling: “There’s no greater certainty in sports right now than Gabriel Medina taking title number two!”
And more bold bets for MEO Rip Curl Portugal Pro! (Wilko at 30-1 to make the final, for instance.)
Outrageous tubes: Peruvian Surfer Takes Glug from Desert Point’s Perfume Bottle!
A three-minute liberation from the ordinary.
Day one, MEO Rip Curl Pro Portugal: “Facebook-live numbers magically inflate 400%!”
While America and Australia sleeps, China and Russia tune in to pro surfing!
Martin Potter: “Wilson to win Pipe Masters, Medina to take the title!”
"But my heart wants Filipe..."
Surf Gambling: Your BeachGrit-approved betting slip for the Portugal Pro!
Fantasy surfer winner Blake Thornton's hot tips for MEO Rip Curl Pro!
Question: What was your first custom order hand-shaped surfboard?
Surfing divination!
Kolohe Andino: “You want to portray happiness but you’re locked into that dark side of a heat. It’s a weird limbo!”
#tournotes is back as a rare and intricate depiction of pro surfer life!
