Just-released Apple VR lets stay-at-home chonks get barreled at Teahupo’o
"Tube time."
"Tube time."
"No longer does everyone believe that every single shark life is sacred."
"The Chinese-built CX-6e comes equipped with an 'External Announcement' function."
"Those sharks want to eat and they know the beach is the place to feed."
"Being able to chat with Kelly in the lineup, even share waves... unbelievable. I can't believe it."
"There's a blurry line there that doesn't feel quite right."
VALpocalypse soon.
"It’s the craziest board I’ve ever surfed — definitely one I’ll never forget."
"What people don't understand is surfing is an extreme sport. That means you can die."
r/AmItheAsshole?
"I was just waiting for it the third time to hit. I thought this third time is going to get me.”
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.