World’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater weighs in on raging Covid-19 vaccine debate: “Something to ponder. But I’m no epidemiologist.”
Provocative.
Listen: Brazil’s first legitimate title contender Neco Padaratz on John John Florence’s $1500-a-month personal board-waxer, pro surfing conspiracies and the debilitating voodoo curse that forced him off tour!
"He did claims you could see from the next county. Adriano De Souza at his arm-flailing peak was an aging Carmelite nun compared to Neco…"
Esperance surfers describe terrifying encounter with Great White only weeks after monster Great White took well-known local surfer almost whole: “It was serious, it was really close!”
"I've never seen Mum like that before. She was just trembling on the beach."
Suburban Sydney locals erupt in rage, despondency, as beloved surf club gets modern facelift: “They turned it into a microwave and I reckon I’ll die miserable now…”
Up in arms.
Rip Curl Founder Brian Singer revealed as mystery buyer of $22 million Byron Bay house; outbids Hollywood heartthrobs Matt Damon and Zac Efron and “dethrones” Chris Hemsworth’s compound as most expensive joint in town!
Byron Bay, a land of unfettered surf dreams and where “murfers” squabble over who has the best Blanc Marble countertops in their pretty haven of narcissism and clandestine infighting.
Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch sets off explosion of cowboy-beach themed restaurants and bars: “The world’s greatest surfer is, without a doubt, a design visionary far, far ahead of his time!”
World's collide.
Just in: Give the gift of modern radical Islamic terrorism to friends and family this holiday season!
Nothing says "I love you" like jihad.
Bareback Irish Swimmers employ surfer-style intimidation in brutal clash with “Dry Robe” wearing VALS!
The Vulnerable Adult Learner Swimmer!
Gimme: Developer to sell massive parcel of land with mothballed resort overlooking iconic surf break Snapper Rocks!
Thirty-five mill plus if you got the cheese…
Cute n cuddly sea otter caught trying to eat face off shark: “It was as if hell had opened up and spat forth a creature even more wicked than anything Tolkien could imagine!”
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Easy to play, limited numbers, a thousand bucks to the champ…
Revealed: Western Australian Police used Glock 22 semi-automatic pistols to fire twenty-five bullets at twelve-foot shark that killed bodyboarder in “very unusual” shallow water attack!
And scientist predicts a spate of attacks by bull sharks caused by a rainy La Niña effect…
