Blood Feud: Jack Freestone declares “all respect lost” after professional surfing’s premium safe space Stab does him dirty!
"So lame. Always twisting questions and answers. All respect lost."
Blood Feud: Jack Freestone declares “all respect lost” after professional surfing’s premium safe space Stab does him dirty!
Surf world mourns loss of “Papa Phil”, beloved father to Andy and Bruce Irons
"Feels so sad and lonely without him here on Kauai. I can feel his happiness up there with Andy and it makes me smile and cry."
John John Florence, World Surf League rue what might have been as the NFL’s Travis Kelce sees jersey sales spike by 400% amidst rumors of Taylor Swift romance!
"Lately we've been dressing for revenge..."
Northern Californians, Oregonians begged to not turn backs to ocean as massive storm surf hits the fatal shore!
"There will be no safe area along area beaches during this time.”
Chilling documentary reveals surfers complicit in gruesome deaths of historically enslaved African-Americans!
"Surfing has a dirty secret... and people are dying."
New premium surfing series likened to “half-plucked birds with festering sores stumbling through the semi-darkness, bleeding from their anus”
"One might liken it to enjoying a roast chicken, without the need to dwell on the dank, darkened hanger in which it once lived."
U.S. Presidential race upended as “surf deity” Laird Hamilton and Kelly Slater break for fit and fabulous disruptor Robert F. Kennedy Jr.!
The all-important surf vote!
Surfers rally around Aussie surf star gravely ill in Bali hospital, “He doesn’t have time!”
“We are desperately seeking funds to medi vac him from Bali to save his life.”
Premium surf blog Stab drops self-affixed “trusted media of core surfers everywhere” moniker after marriage to World Surf League revealed!
But is the union already troubled?
Iconic news broadcaster shamed after running three-year-old Tom Carroll head injury story!
"Four days ago," says Tom Carroll, "my fin collected me in the head."
Surf champion Italo Ferreira accused of cultural appropriation after releasing “wacky” skateboard clip!
"You, sir, are no Jack Florence."
Miki Dora rolls over in grave after Malibu mayor accuses Kourtney Kardashian of lying about fake baby shower!
"City Staff Sells Out to Kardashian!"
