In shock twist, Malibu realtor dubbed “angriest man in surfing” offers olive branch to victim of wild board-smashing, “I have respect for the guy. He didn’t go to the cops, he didn’t bitch out, not like the guy who made the TikTok!”

Surf fans slam “sexist” decision to run historic first women’s heats at Teahupoo in sixteen years in surf deemed too poor for male competitors, “How can the WSL claim to promote gender equality while putting only women in these terrible conditions?”

"So disappointing. #wslmaledominance is grossssssss.”
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Out of frying pan into fire?
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World Surf League CEO Erik Logan attempts to deflect attention from “cartoonish” Surfline wave height imbroglio swirling around Tahiti Pro by donning world’s largest lei!

Master showman.
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Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One pt. 2 of Outerknown Tahiti Pro where the only thing we have to fear is fear itself and reef!

Or another day of forever holds?
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Surf fans slam “sexist” decision to run historic first women’s heats at Teahupoo in sixteen years in surf deemed too poor for male competitors, “How can the WSL claim to promote gender equality while putting only women in these terrible conditions?”

"So disappointing. #wslmaledominance is grossssssss.”

Question: In comical aftermath of Surfline’s “cartoonish” wave-height calls during Outerknown Tahiti Pro, will World Surf League turn to Swellnet as official forecast partner despite damning accusations of “creepy voyeurism?”

Out of frying pan into fire?

World Surf League CEO Erik Logan attempts to deflect attention from “cartoonish” Surfline wave height imbroglio swirling around Tahiti Pro by donning world’s largest lei!

Master showman.

Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One pt. 2 of Outerknown Tahiti Pro where the only thing we have to fear is fear itself and reef!

Or another day of forever holds?

Kelly Slater reveals stunning thirty-three-year relationship with the step-daddy to his tour nemesis, “I love him. He’s my best friend… I’m a lucky guy to’ve had him in my life all these years!”

The most-loved man in surfing is a hoary old phrase that gets thrown around, but in this case it's true!

Surf fans left in a confused disarray as WSL eschews partner forecaster Surfline’s “cartoonish” five-to-seven-foot wave-size call as it cancels Outerknown Pro for day due to “one-to-two-foot” waves!

And Surfline's chief forecaster comes out swinging, “Next time you take a crack, you should make the effort to get your facts straight. But I guess you only care about clicks with #fakenews.”

Open Thread: Comment Live on the Outerknown Tahiti Pro where courage and a willingness to just go for it, whether it is a conversation or a spontaneous trip or pitching over a ledge onto dry reef is a really attractive quality!

Go time (maybe).

European news service breaks number one rule in surfing, commits cardinal sin by outing secret location of heavily localized wave!

Heads will roll.

Surfline’s already cartoonish wave-size calls reach hitherto unseen levels of absurdity as “five-to-seven-feet and offshore” is deemed too flat to start Outerknown Tahiti Pro!

Don't believe your eyes!

See the insane moment New York cops wrestle and cuff a swimmer at Rockaway Beach for the crime of not surfing, “You should’ve brought a surfboard!”

“I’m not allowed to be in nature? In NATURE??”

Iconic left-leaning British newspaper heralds return of “Golden Age of Australian Surfing” in form of towhead-to-dishwater blonde honey pots Ethan Ewing, Jack Robinson, Callum Robson!

Black blonde Connor O'Leary too!

Bombshell essay reveals “Whiteness” as the poison killing modern surfing, “Less like a fun pastime and more an offshoot of a grim regime dependent on toxic chemicals, mass death, and uncheckable greed”

"The performance of masculinity in settler states like Australia and California is tightly linked with upholding colonizers’ whiteness."

From the archives:Surf Olympian Owen Wright says says theft of almost one-million dollars of his personal fortune by glamorous blonde bookkeeper forced him to risk early-onset dementia by competing and destroyed relationship with his parents, “(It’s) still damaged because of the anger issues I had around this”

In shock twist, Malibu realtor dubbed “angriest man in surfing” offers olive branch to victim of wild board-smashing, “I have respect for the guy. He didn’t go to the cops, he didn’t bitch out, not like the guy who made the TikTok!”

Surf fans slam “sexist” decision to run historic first women’s heats at Teahupoo in sixteen years in surf deemed too poor for male competitors, “How can the WSL claim to promote gender equality while putting only women in these terrible conditions?”

Question: In comical aftermath of Surfline’s “cartoonish” wave-height calls during Outerknown Tahiti Pro, will World Surf League turn to Swellnet as official forecast partner despite damning accusations of “creepy voyeurism?”

World Surf League CEO Erik Logan attempts to deflect attention from “cartoonish” Surfline wave height imbroglio swirling around Tahiti Pro by donning world’s largest lei!

Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One pt. 2 of Outerknown Tahiti Pro where the only thing we have to fear is fear itself and reef!

Surf fans slam “sexist” decision to run historic first women’s heats at Teahupoo in sixteen years in surf deemed too poor for male competitors, “How can the WSL claim to promote gender equality while putting only women in these terrible conditions?”

Question: In comical aftermath of Surfline’s “cartoonish” wave-height calls during Outerknown Tahiti Pro, will World Surf League turn to Swellnet as official forecast partner despite damning accusations of “creepy voyeurism?”

World Surf League CEO Erik Logan attempts to deflect attention from “cartoonish” Surfline wave height imbroglio swirling around Tahiti Pro by donning world’s largest lei!

Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One pt. 2 of Outerknown Tahiti Pro where the only thing we have to fear is fear itself and reef!

Kelly Slater reveals stunning thirty-three-year relationship with the step-daddy to his tour nemesis, “I love him. He’s my best friend… I’m a lucky guy to’ve had him in my life all these years!”

Surf fans left in a confused disarray as WSL eschews partner forecaster Surfline’s “cartoonish” five-to-seven-foot wave-size call as it cancels Outerknown Pro for day due to “one-to-two-foot” waves!

Open Thread: Comment Live on the Outerknown Tahiti Pro where courage and a willingness to just go for it, whether it is a conversation or a spontaneous trip or pitching over a ledge onto dry reef is a really attractive quality!

European news service breaks number one rule in surfing, commits cardinal sin by outing secret location of heavily localized wave!

Surfline’s already cartoonish wave-size calls reach hitherto unseen levels of absurdity as “five-to-seven-feet and offshore” is deemed too flat to start Outerknown Tahiti Pro!

See the insane moment New York cops wrestle and cuff a swimmer at Rockaway Beach for the crime of not surfing, “You should’ve brought a surfboard!”

Iconic left-leaning British newspaper heralds return of “Golden Age of Australian Surfing” in form of towhead-to-dishwater blonde honey pots Ethan Ewing, Jack Robinson, Callum Robson!

Bombshell essay reveals “Whiteness” as the poison killing modern surfing, “Less like a fun pastime and more an offshoot of a grim regime dependent on toxic chemicals, mass death, and uncheckable greed”

US doctor responds to insane fury after solo-surfing Jeffreys Bay during Coronavirus lockdown: “I hate that I provoked such anger!”

Iron Fist: Manhattan Beach surfer cops $1,000 fine for “disrespecting a lifeguard” during “Reign of Coronavirus Terror!”

Photographer captures up-close image of Great White shark’s “sinister sneer” thereby proving apex-predators’ penchant for “sadism and evil!”

Kelly Slater reveals stunning thirty-three-year relationship with the step-daddy to his tour nemesis, “I love him. He’s my best friend… I’m a lucky guy to’ve had him in my life all these years!”

Californian superstar Kolohe Andino revealed as architect of recently euthanised Surf Ranch tour event, “I personally did not push for the technology to be on tour,” says Slater.

Kelly Slater returns to site of epic Curren’s Point session for first time since 1990, “Easily forty-foot faces. No one had the balls to surf and then Tom Curren paddled out by himself!”

Witness: The Great White “was going like a rocket straight at us. I can see it so clearly, its mouth was open. I lifted my feet, grabbed the board…”

Watch: Jackie Dorian, Badger Daddy and Pals in “Pretty People Oughta Hitch Up with Pretty People!”

Watch: Big Daddy Ho and chillun in “Hush up your blasphemin’, Lucifer, and let me loose!”

In shock twist, Malibu realtor dubbed “angriest man in surfing” offers olive branch to victim of wild board-smashing, “I have respect for the guy. He didn’t go to the cops, he didn’t bitch out, not like the guy who made the TikTok!”

Surf fans slam “sexist” decision to run historic first women’s heats at Teahupoo in sixteen years in surf deemed too poor for male competitors, “How can the WSL claim to promote gender equality while putting only women in these terrible conditions?”

Question: In comical aftermath of Surfline’s “cartoonish” wave-height calls during Outerknown Tahiti Pro, will World Surf League turn to Swellnet as official forecast partner despite damning accusations of “creepy voyeurism?”

World Surf League CEO Erik Logan attempts to deflect attention from “cartoonish” Surfline wave height imbroglio swirling around Tahiti Pro by donning world’s largest lei!

Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One pt. 2 of Outerknown Tahiti Pro where the only thing we have to fear is fear itself and reef!

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