Confronting: British wave pool to test “expert” bona fides of guests before allowing ‘em to surf three-foot “Beast”!
Shredders must now pass test before being allowed near Wavegarden Cove's "advanced" settings.
Witnesses describe “tortured shrieks, breathless gasps for mercy” filling air as paradisiacal Hawaiian beach invaded by troupe of “unbelievably caustic” Box Jellyfish!
30 victims and counting...
Breaking: Alaska dentist “living that surf life” extracts tooth while riding hoverboard, found guilty on 46 counts of “unlawful dental acts!”
You could be next.
The Global Tumor: Scientists engineer computer program that “biologically profiles” Great White sharks in order to save surfers from “vicious, godless” attack!
Specisim.
Extreme weather: “Twenty-two foot waves” slam Spain’s usually waveless Costa Blanca!
Climate Change is real.
Fashion: Italian luxury house Ferragamo reimagines “the surfer” as part of new show highlighting “emerging fluidity of modern masculinity!”
We surfers are... fabulous!
Watch: Kai Lenny’s frontside chop-hop-to-monster-air-drop at thirty-foot Nazaré!
"Aircamp is getting wild around here!"
Question: What will “America’s Hawaiian” Kolohe Andino do now that stablemates Julian Wilson, John John Florence are rumored out the door?
Let's help a Brother out!
Listen: Surf Journalist hallucinates he is the lost sixth Coffey Sister before proceeding to have complete mental breakdown live on air!
Ruby-Lee, Ellie-Jean, Bonnie-Lou, Holly-Sue, David-Lee n me.
Rumour: John John Florence to break with Hurley over mass firing/current direction!
Who will feed, clothe and sticker the introverted, prone-to-injury two-time world champ?
Whore of Babylon: World Surf League to allegedly gift two coveted wildcard slots to reality television winner of next year’s Ultimate Surfer!
We are living in a democratized utopia!
Longtom on outgoing WSL CEO Sophie Goldschmidt: “Whether Sophie killed the dream or happened to be holding the baby when it stopped breathing will be determined by the historians of tomorrow!”
If Elo can't turn the Wozzle into something like Redbull Media house and lay down some black ink how much longer before the WSL slips sweetly into unconsciousness?
