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      Hawaiian heartthrob and scion of North Shore strongman Koa Rothman reveals myriads secrets, including an exploding rubber suit, he uses to survive “fifty-foot Waimea Bay!”
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Blood Feud: Original Instagram surf meme account goes for throat of competitor in vicious pictorial slash!

  • Matt Warshaw on surf legend Pat Curren, dead at ninety: “He was the slouching near-mute apotheosis of surf-cool: draining an afternoon beer, flicking a cigarette butt to the side before riding the biggest, thickest, meanest wave of the day”

    "Curren was the last surviving member of the four men who, in the 1950s, more or less invented big-wave surfing."

    by Matt Warshaw
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  • Pre-Billabong Pipeline Pro power rankings! “In the numbing hands of the WSL, history does not repeat itself in any way whatsoever”

    "A twitching convulsion of vicious drivel passing itself off as journalism."

    by Karl Von Fanningstadt
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  • Legendary surf photographer delivers wild backhanded compliment to LGBTQ+ big-wave world champ, “Imagine going on all the waves she’s attempted… knowing there’s zero to one percent chance of making it”

    "Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.” 

    by Derek Rielly
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  • Blood Feud: Official forecasting partner of World Surf League savagely snubs Pro Pipeline after tasting its own dizzying success with “best day in surfing history!”

    Where has the love gone?

    by Chas Smith
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Matt Warshaw on surf legend Pat Curren, dead at ninety: “He was the slouching near-mute apotheosis of surf-cool: draining an afternoon beer, flicking a cigarette butt to the side before riding the biggest, thickest, meanest wave of the day”

"Curren was the last surviving member of the four men who, in the 1950s, more or less invented big-wave surfing."

By Matt Warshaw

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Pre-Billabong Pipeline Pro power rankings! “In the numbing hands of the WSL, history does not repeat itself in any way whatsoever”

"A twitching convulsion of vicious drivel passing itself off as journalism."

By Karl Von Fanningstadt

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Legendary surf photographer delivers wild backhanded compliment to LGBTQ+ big-wave world champ, “Imagine going on all the waves she’s attempted… knowing there’s zero to one percent chance of making it”

"Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.” 

By Derek Rielly

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Blood Feud: Official forecasting partner of World Surf League savagely snubs Pro Pipeline after tasting its own dizzying success with “best day in surfing history!”

Where has the love gone?

By Chas Smith

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Twelve hours until trading closes on world’s richest and most cold-blooded surf fantasy league, “What if you could control your own destiny? Bend reality to your will?”

"Forecast for Pipe looks shit. Good luck everyone, get ready for a bloodbath."

By Taylor Lobdell

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Bloodbath at lawless Australian surf spot The Pass as woman suffers horrific injury following collision with “insincere” surfer, “It’s like there are no rules out there sometimes!”

“I almost broke his board to be honest, I got so furious.” 

By Derek Rielly

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Brazilian bombshell Gisele Bünchen sets wicked thirst trap for surf great Kelly Slater as Pro Pipeline set to kick off!

Country über alles.

By Chas Smith

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After unparalleled string of brazen idiocy, World Surf League sensibly “adopts” Apple watches ahead of 2023 Championship Tour!

"The idea is to help surfers better plan and focus on each wave, especially in difficult surfing conditions."

By Chas Smith

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Fashion model Koa Smith releases harrowing POV footage of surviving “sixty-foot waves” at secret outer reef, “I’m so grateful and psyched, I thought I was about to die!”

"I woke up with so much fear this morning."

By Derek Rielly

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Lifelong surfer claims the sport has a “lack of violence” problem, “Those of us armed with experience, knowledge and passion for surfing are the ones who must take a stand and it must be violent!”

"The surfer is mostly peaceful and loving and kind, but is more than willing to throw down when needed to protect their friends or their lineup."

By James Cosmakos

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World Surf League horrifies conservative fanbase, releases sexually provocative “Brazilian Storm fanny pack” ahead of 2023 season!

Gasp.

By Chas Smith

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“Most influential surf brand in the world” and the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing unite for southern pride clothing drop!

Two sports. One need for speed.

By Chas Smith

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From the archives:Go-for-broke surfer Dane Reynolds’ rural idyll shattered, again, as Travis and Kourtney Barker-Kardashian’s $16.5 million Carpinteria beach house devastated by raging floods prompting new influx of paparazzi!

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  • Fashion model Koa Smith releases harrowing POV footage of surviving “sixty-foot waves” at secret outer reef, “I’m so grateful and psyched, I thought I was about to die!”

    In this just-released edit, we are gifted ring seats to the three-time NSSA champ, runner-up…

    By Derek Rielly

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  • World’s sexiest over-fifty Laird Hamilton reveals the fat-soaked diet, and home gymnasium, that keep him wildly fit as he enters his harvest years, “The doctor was covered in my blood, all over his mask. I could feel him yanking on me!”

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  • Hawaiian heartthrob and scion of North Shore strongman Koa Rothman reveals myriads secrets, including an exploding rubber suit, he uses to survive “fifty-foot Waimea Bay!”

    It is always difficult to turn the head away from Koa Rothman, the youngest son…

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  • Watch: Big Daddy Ho and chillun in “Hush up your blasphemin’, Lucifer, and let me loose!”

    Yeah, I know, y’seen plenty of Mason and Coco and Daddy Ho zipping through traffic on…

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