Blood Feud: Doctors clash violently over new theory that surfers are “Coronavirus Super Spreaders!”
McDreamy vs. McSteamy.
Watch: World-famous fisherman catches massive 2400 lbs Great White shark, “horrifying yet titillating” animal rights activists!
“One minute everyone’s bored to death talking about Tiger King, the next minute we have the baddest fish in the ocean right under the boat!”
Once-in-a-lifetime: Graphic Design Icon Dave Carson flouts 24-hour lockdown law on Tortola to solo-surf note-perfect Cane Garden Bay; loses board to cops!
“It was an epic two-hour session. Had no choice but to go.”
UC San Diego virus scientist declares: “Surfers more likely than general population to contract, spread the novel Coronavirus!”
“If you don’t care about your own life, that’s one thing..."
Watch: Happy Gen Z Surfers mock Coronavirus in “Either your brains or your signature is going to be on this contract!”
The absurdity of the blackmarket and the insanity of hoarders wrapped up in a neat lil Mafia movie spoof…
Watch: Senior citizen gets head-butted by unsympathetic Great White shark, lives to tell the tale!
An incredible lack of social distance.
Plea to surfboard shapers: Donate extra N95 masks to local hospitals and save the world from complete Coronavirus eradication!
Heroes will rise.
Watch: Jonah Hill, Jaden Smith become faces of surfer rebellion in the time of Coronavirus!
Raised fist!
Rumour: All pro surfer salaries at Rip Curl, including two-time champs Gabriel Medina and Tyler Wright’s, slashed by fifty percent; more cuts likely!
Better than nothing, though, yes?
Question: Should the World Surf League follow Red Bull motorsport’s lead and throw a “Coronavirus Party” at the Corona Open?
Bold. Out of the box. Progressive.
Opportunity Knocks: WSL CEO Erik Logan wants YOU to help him re-imagine the future of professional surfing!
"A once in a lifetime opportunity."
Report from Australia: “The wheels are falling off the world and we’re crawling over the top of each other to chase two-foot of windswell!”
"I got angrier the longer I stayed out. Everyone’s face looked punchable. The rain and wind kicked up a notch. Conditions deteriorated. More people kept coming out off the rocks."
