"That's what freedom tastes like."
A legal earthquake.
No Twinkies. No Ho Hos.
"Certain women are choosing the moment to tar and feather the stone cold wrong people. Play Misty For Me meets To Kill A Mockingbird."
"Surfers call it the washing machine."
"Jack Robinson has a raw sexuality rarely seen in white males"
No driver, no problem.
"Drain the swamp. Some of you guys should lawyer up."
Right-leaning U.S. surfers, meanwhile, blowing saltwater out of noses.
“The hardest part for me is my daughter feeling like she doesn’t have a dad there all the time. It was especially hard for her when she was younger.”
Strange days.
"My dreams were always small and puny. All I ever needed was a little house by the sea."
