Swimmers infuriated as New York Police Department declares: “The water is not for swimming but surfing is allowed!”
“If I carry a surfboard, can I go in the water even if I don’t know how to surf?”
The fantastic story of man who plunged life-savings into a groundbreaking “motion-sensitive” surf game; the pre-sales for 200,000 units that promised to net millions and the bankruptcy and heartbreak that followed!
"We had one shot and we missed it…"
Watch: Timid but tenacious VAL’s multiple rock jump fails from giant Sydney swell! “I didn’t realise you were that big of a kook!”
As always on these things punch the volume right up…
Dirty grandpa: Australia’s east coast stops as senior citizen surf writer tames once-in-a-decade swell: “I don’t feel afraid at all, I just kind of lie down there and enjoy it. It’s only water!”
Sixty one year old says, “I don’t know if it’s having a screw loose or what…”
Interview: Mason “Baby” Ho talks “getting away with murder” at reef ledges, “letting go of all the bullshit and letting people see my downfall!”
"I barely get away with it here and there but fuck it, it might kinda suck to get hurt, but it’s the funnest shit ever.”
Enigmatic phenomenon Mason “Baby” Ho rides four-nine, twenty-litre micro-surfboard in wildest clip yet: “Every now and then even a blind pig finds an acorn!”
"Mason first tries his 4’9” 20.00 liter Mini surfboard ...Lost Rad Ripper and almost dies."
Listen: Wavepool maestro Cheyne Magnusson talks “midget naked asian boys jumping out of cakes” and making magic at vintage Palm Springs tank, “Gimme a bunch of knobs to move water and I can make it sing!”
Everything you ever wanted to know about artificial wave creation in one easy to swallow pill.
Watch: The future of wave pool technology features surfers getting smashed into glass walls while onlookers place bets on who will die first!
"Waves are beautiful and dynamic in themselves but we chose them as our subject because they evoke feelings of comfort."
Doomed: Big Brother employs new “gait tracking” technology, surfers and our distinctive “sloth-like” canter specifically targeted!
Did the Coronavirus mask give you small comfort in avoiding facial recognition software?
Watch: Chas Smith penetrates the Wall of Positive Noise, has tear-jerking chat with World Surf League all-stars Kaipo Guerrero and Pete Mel!
God bless professional surfing.
Listen: “When all is said and done, Taj Burrow is the world’s most popular surfer, Channel Islands the world’s most popular board!”
They're number1!
Watch: World’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater dealt harsh punishment for blocking BeachGrit on Instagram, has board snapped and is publicly shamed in Australia!
It seems as if the surf gods both read and enjoy the world's biggest little website.
