"Jack Robinson has a raw sexuality rarely seen in white males"
No driver, no problem.
"Drain the swamp. Some of you guys should lawyer up."
Right-leaning U.S. surfers, meanwhile, blowing saltwater out of noses.
“The hardest part for me is my daughter feeling like she doesn’t have a dad there all the time. It was especially hard for her when she was younger.”
Strange days.
"My dreams were always small and puny. All I ever needed was a little house by the sea."
Hammer, nail, coffin! Thanks for the laughs Rip Curl!
Superwealthyfood.
"Never dress down for the poor. They won't respect you for it."
“How much bigger can the elephant in the room get?”
"I am distressed that my Halloween costume yesterday, which was intended to bring more awareness to the very serious subject of homelessness, has offended people."
