Circle of Life: Professional surfers flock to the North Shore from far corners; seethe with anger over traffic jams!
Just another day in paradise.
Surf history shattered: Florida gardener surfed Mavericks nearly a decade before Jeff Clark!
“Adventuring can be for the ordinary person with ordinary qualities..."
Watch: Mason Ho in “Eighty inches long and three inches thick; A royal column, ineffably solemn and wise!”
Size queen!
Meanwhile in Bristol (Part II): “I’ve surfed Waco and Lemoore and Bristol honestly feels the most like the ocean!”
But, "the surf doesn’t offer the perfection of Lemoore or the pop of Waco. And they’re only running at twenty-percent capacity for the general public, nowhere near the two-meter plus surf that was advertised in advance…"
Meanwhile, chaos, in Bristol, England: “VALS on mini-mals ruined my £40 surf at The Wave!”
"And getting stuck in the take-off area with their massive boards, then ten waves going unridden because people were in the way…"
Melbourne: Australia’s first wavepool to open Jan 2020; $3500 VIP season passes!
And a new wave setting, The Beast, very difficult, but ever so thrilling…
Breaking: World Surf League announces surfing competition reality show featuring Kelly Slater, Dana White and maybe you!
Dreams come true!
Watch: “A man is not finished when he’s defeated… he’s finished when he quits!”
The Empire Strikes Back.
Jen See breaks down last leg of Women’s Tour: “There will be fear out there, but you’re going to do it anyway because you’re best friends with fear!”
Let's get ready to Lululemon!
Breaking: South-west France awash in free cocaine! Almost one ton of uncut South American lands on surf beaches!
Health hazard, call police etc.
From the so-woke-it-hurts dept: Academic claims “light-skinned” Brazilian surfer Yago Dora and pals racist as they “engage in Orientalist hijinks!”
Too many crimes to list etc.
Unsatisfying: Man proposes to girlfriend while surfing in Hawaii, loses ring on wave thereby flushing three-months of salary!
A diamond is for... oops!
