Josh Moniz wins first leg of Triple Crown harnessing mystical “insatiable form”
"I was just trying to get on the good waves and in the end it all worked out in my favor.”
"I was just trying to get on the good waves and in the end it all worked out in my favor.”
Camping shoes, man surf boots and binoculars – Christmas gifts with spite!
"I don’t know if I want to have a beer with somebody who wouldn’t have pardoned Hunter Biden...”
Aoooogah, aooooogah!
"Eligibility depends more on social media influence than on true merit and earned accomplishments."
Hubba hubba!
"It worked so well we were tripping! Might try on a tow day at Chopes next?”
"This next song is about when somebody gets scared when someone goes too deep and they kind of back off and it's like you've been ghosted."
“He claims I threatened to slit the throats of white children and said, ‘The night of the long knives is coming.’”
Revenge served searing.
"The Toecutters, Australia's most murderous gang, was named after the way they tortured and killed the only father I'd ever known.”
SPAT: Single People Alone Together.