Surf Ranch Pro, finals day analysis: “Only the very last rides from Toledo and Medina had any sense of drama…We don’t need to see days of mind-numbing safety surfing from the rest of the Top 34!”
Toledo now in the box seat at number three.
Breaking: Scientists fear mass spontaneous human combustion event as Surf Ranch Pro forecasted to get underway during blistering heat storm!
Breaking: Shockingly naughty, extremely explicit hot mic controversy overshadows epic final day at Surf Ranch Pro!
Locker room talk.
Filipe Toledo breaks wavepool hoodoo to win epic Surf Ranch final against “caged animal” Gabriel Medina! “A big storm just blew through Lemoore!”
Filipe combines "barbaric turns" and "adult style" to become first surfer to beat Gabriel Medina in three years at Surf Ranch.
Open Thread: Comment Live, sizzling Final Day of the Surf Ranch Pro presented by Adobe!
This is the end!
Surf Ranch Pro Day Two Analysis: “Like a dog coming back to lick its own vomit the mess of the Surf Ranch has an irresistibly vile attraction to me”
Why cover pro surfing at all is a question any surf journalist has to grapple seriously with during Surf Ranch.
World’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater melts heart of online troll with devastating put-down: “Holy crap! He answered!”
"Rarely does a guitarist have a concert without another instrument.”
Breaking: In move that stuns corporate public relations experts, World Surf League threatens to overshadow Surf Ranch Pro by announcing new official sparkling water partnership!
Bated breath.
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day Two of the Surf Ranch Pro presented by Adobe!
Come on, get hot!
Surf Ranch Pro, day one analysis: “Filipe Toledo carries show with four sizzling rides…puts scorecard pressure on Gabriel Medina… wildcards, rookies fail…”
Tough dead withered dreams. Brown as the drought stricken landscape.
Hawaii’s Tanner Hendrickson fires broadside at Mikey Wright, WSL: “I can think of DOZENS of surfers who could do damage on tour and instead you keep throwing him wildcards without any stellar results!”
Blood Feud!
Listen: World Surf League announces new show “Surfing with Celebrities” borrowing wonderful idea from much-loved podcast!
You're welcome, world (surf league)!
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day One of the Surf Ranch Pro presented by Adobe!
Let's get ready to rumble!
