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Viral footage of kayaker getting really mad at surfer opens old wounds

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    New Pyzel surfboard ad shocks hard-core fans but can you tell it’s AI? 

    "Imagine having photos of John John Florence doing 10 ft airs with the Pyzel logo clearly visible, and you choose to use an AI ad."

    by Derek Rielly
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  • Viral footage of kayaker getting really mad at surfer opens old wounds

    What defines a "waterperson?"

    by Chas Smith
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  • Sydney Sweeney big milkers

    Big-wave surfer stuns with surprise twist on Sydney Sweeney “Big Milkers” ad

    "It is a brave, and truly progressive, woman who celebrates love and sex as it was in the fabled Age of Aquarius."

    by Derek Rielly
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  • California surfer (pictured) being sad.

    California surfers sad after c-rate actor describes it as a “failed state”

    "It is literally and figuratively on fire."

    by Chas Smith
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AI surfing

New Pyzel surfboard ad shocks hard-core fans but can you tell it’s AI? 

"Imagine having photos of John John Florence doing 10 ft airs with the Pyzel logo clearly visible, and you choose to use an AI ad."

By Derek Rielly

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Viral footage of kayaker getting really mad at surfer opens old wounds

What defines a "waterperson?"

By Chas Smith

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Sydney Sweeney big milkers

Big-wave surfer stuns with surprise twist on Sydney Sweeney “Big Milkers” ad

"It is a brave, and truly progressive, woman who celebrates love and sex as it was in the fabled Age of Aquarius."

By Derek Rielly

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California surfer (pictured) being sad.

California surfers sad after c-rate actor describes it as a “failed state”

"It is literally and figuratively on fire."

By Chas Smith

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Wacky Australian slang trips up NFL superstar Christian McCaffrey

"I was getting a haircut a few days ago and one of the barbers looks at me and says, ‘Looks cracker.'"

By Chas Smith

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Shock as pedophile surf coach Connor Lyons eligible for parole 

"He pushes us to go a little harder or try something new, but he’s always supportive and patient in doing it."

By Derek Rielly

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Help: I accidentally surfed the last three days in trunks that match my surfboard and now worry people think I did it on purpose

I didn't do it on purpose.

By Chas Smith

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Live Chat Day 2 of the Lexus Trestles Pro: “The slime of all my yesterdays rots in the hollow of my skull”

High performance expected.

By Chas Smith

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Surf great Matt Biolos issues chilling warning on 25th anniversary of Islamic Terrorist attacks 

“We are no longer the impregnable, isolated fortress, we once were.”

By Derek Rielly

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Tyler Wright brews big Championship Tour drama after burning Alyssa Spencer in Lowers warm-up

"Should have done the El Salvador claim."

By Chas Smith

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Live Chat Day 1 of the Lexus Trestles Pro: “It’s what Richard M. Nixon would have wanted”

Just feel those cobbled stones beneath your feet.

By Chas Smith

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Rip Curl founder and world #9 surfer in bitter war with shareholder over multi-million dollar Uluwatu venture

"A sordid story with no winners."

By Derek Rielly

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From the archives:Surf great Matt Biolos issues chilling warning on 25th anniversary of Islamic Terrorist attacks 

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  • World’s best surfer John John Florence turns pop-historian in “Voyage through the Americas”

    People who dote on real adventure in the ever-wondrous area of the sea are in…

    By Derek Rielly

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  • Kourtney Kardashian neighbour Dane Reynolds releases full-length surf movie, “Nymphoid Barbarian”

    It’s been six years since the rural idyll of former world number four surfer Dane…

    By Derek Rielly

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    The three-time champion surfer of the world John John Florence, a man who refuses to…

    By Derek Rielly

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  • Witness: The Great White “was going like a rocket straight at us. I can see it so clearly, its mouth was open. I lifted my feet, grabbed the board…”

    Once upon a time, before the ubiquitous robot we cradle in our hands and stare…

    By Derek Rielly

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  • Watch: Jackie Dorian, Badger Daddy and Pals in “Pretty People Oughta Hitch Up with Pretty People!”

    This relatively long-form cut of the child prodigy Jackson Dorian, who enjoyed his thirteenth birthday…

    By Derek Rielly

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  • Watch: Big Daddy Ho and chillun in “Hush up your blasphemin’, Lucifer, and let me loose!”

    Yeah, I know, y’seen plenty of Mason and Coco and Daddy Ho zipping through traffic on…

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