Rebuttal: Swing the gates to Hollister Ranch wide and let the people surf those tasty waves!
Come find perfection!
Message to the WSL: Learn to love Blood Feuds, Wipeout Reels, Weeping!
Media minders and Sound Waves. Gun-shy competitors. Right now, it’s about as interesting as the director’s commentary on a Coldplay DVD.
Brazilian blood-feud: Jadson Andre tells Medina fans, “I’m ashamed of what you’re doing to Caio!”
Patron saint of underdogs everywhere says, "Guys, really, what you are doing with Caio is very bad…"
Absolute Terror: Possible 40-foot Great White shark lurking off the United States’ Eastern Seaboard!
“Anything that can grab an animal like that by the head is pretty impressive.”
Come tour the “sustainable good vibes” and “minimal palette making big grins” inside Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch!
And single-use plastics? You won’t find any here.
Rip Curl Pro, Portugal, Day Three: “Medina disqualified, title goes to Pipe; Igarashi says Slater peaked 22 years ago!”
A cruel day in Peniche…
Aloha: Hawaiian surf scheduled to disappear planet forever!
Or is it?
Comment live, Rip Curl Pro, Portugal, Day 3!
Pour yourself a stiff one, empty glass, pour another…
Elitism works: Keep the gates to Hollister Ranch closed; equity is a false god!
Two things can be true at once: someone can be an elitist rich man and also do better for the environment than the snakes in Sacramento could ever hope to be.
Dream Hard: 40-ish-year-old “British” surfer set to make Olympic Team!
Would you like a BeachGrit sponsorship?
Shark-pocalypse: “Severed heads and terrified kayakers…” Sydney Harbour completely overrun with Great Whites!
"I've been fishing guiding on Sydney Harbour for 28 years and this is the worst I've ever seen it."
Postscript: “Chas makes being fucked up a virtue and that’s his deal to be a fucked up virtue but that degrades my civilization!”
I actually listened!
