Pro surfers long abused by Kelly Slater commiserate with pro boxers stepped over by Jake Paul
"It's a slap in the face."
Weeping Miguel Pupo “radiant in his suffering” at “sad, soul-sucking” Rio Pro
Devastating new turn in case of Rusty Surfboards Inc v California’s Mural Queen
"You did an amazing job! So beautiful. Rusty was psyched! We will keep you in mind for any future projects that come up."
Surfers thrill as Kim Jong-Un announces opening of “North Korea’s Waikiki!”
The Wonsan Kalma Coastal Tourist Area Pro just over the horizon?
Australian surfers disparaged by country’s Home Affairs Minister in wake of canceled Ye West visa
"We have enough problems in this country already without deliberately importing bigotry."
Surprise twist in case of Rusty Surfboards Inc v queer surfer artist
“Why would Rusty be willing to pay $15,750 to paint the wall of a liquor store in Carlsbad, CA?”
Jubilation in jolly ol’ England after shuttered wave pool magically re-opens!
"We want to thank all our wonderful community for the outpouring of love and support over the last days."
First responder reveals teen shark attack victim’s wounds, “You could see all the muscle, flesh and bone”
“He lost a scary amount of blood. I was covered in it.”
Weeping Miguel Pupo “radiant in his suffering” at “sad, soul-sucking” Rio Pro
Are Brazilian men born with a predilection for weeping? Do they have larger tear ducts? Is God to blame?
Surfers rush to South Florida with hopes of getting arrested by “World’s Hottest Cop!”
Do you have a pet, smoke and drink alcohol out of glass bottles? You might just be in luck.
“San Clemente Squall” blasts Brazil as Cole Houshmand bests city-mate Griffin Colapinto in Rio Pro final!
Wild parties breaking out in Bucharest.
Jeffreys Bay surfer cleared of slinging racial insult at black surfer, magistrate deems complainant “unreliable”
“I will slaughter you and your entire family. I’ll come to your house in the middle of the night and slit your throats. You must sleep lightly; I know where you live.”
“Joe Rogan-loving” enters vernacular as new slur for non-progressive surfers
"Backward-looking scientifically dubious nonsense."
