Tears for Kelly Slater after “utterly smashed” Mick Fanning makes pointed claim in wild post-grand final TV interview!
“Mick Fanning being interviewed after I assume 40 beers was the icing on the cake.”
Wild scenes at LA’s El Porto beach as woman stabs surfboard of Encino Man Pauly Shore’s nephew!
Heartbreak in Cocoa Beach as Surfing Santas move beloved celebration from underneath all-seeing eye of Kelly Slater statue to some random park!
Will rebel Surfing Santas arise?
Matthew McConaughey clashes with John John Florence at Kelly Slater’s $1000-per wave Surf Ranch!
But blink and you’ll miss!
Ex-husband of Britney Spears and recent Hawaii transplant Kevin Federline makes bold political statement during surf-adjacent beach stroll!
Local kine only.
AI showpiece Chat GPT celebrates father of surfing Duke Kahanamoku as sport’s greatest gay icon!
"The most magnificent human male God ever put on the earth"
Millionaire surfers Kelly Slater and Mick Fanning called on to buy and preserve 100-acre coastal parcel built on track that leads to Shipstern Bluff!
Will new owner close access to track that leads to world's most sadistic wave?
Wild scenes at LA’s El Porto beach as woman stabs surfboard of Encino Man Pauly Shore’s nephew!
“To pull a knife, that was alarming. She walked down the beach and did that premeditated, wasn’t a heat of the moment type thing."
Revered economist deduces there are approximately 720,000 professional surfers on earth!
Too many.
Surf deity Laird Hamilton tickles fans by showcasing whimsical new yoga practice while sharing secret to eternal life!
"Decompression is the key to longevity."
Quit-lit: Is it possible to keep surfing “on the wrong side of 25”?
Dark days for a once happy boy-man whose eyes have been opened to the horrors of being a lifelong surfer.
Former world number #2 surfer Ian Cairns and Elon Musk ratchet up blood feud with Wikipedia, “It’s the thought police! Everything is suspect!”
“You have to be a gnarly tough son of a bitch cocksucker to go beyond the point where you think you might die!”
Quiksilver prepares for wild sales spike after photograph of its new “Bogan Cool” leadership team leaks to press!
If you can't rock n roll, don't fooken come.
