"My boyz lockup in Halawa was waiting for this tough guy and welcome him with a lil Westside Style Street Justice."
"I hate the fact you can do everything better than me."
After Margaret River, the Scimitar of Doom is retired, cast aside like last night’s prom dress.
Join other surf fans in a moderated, respectful, welcoming, inclusive, diverse, trans and drag-friendly space.
Alarming.
"The locals remained strangers, objects to study and learn of their tendencies so as to maximize my wave count but never comrades in surf."
If Jacob Willcox and Willow Hardy wins the trials but nobody is there does it make a sound?
"It tipped me over. I was splashing the water looking back at this massive pack of non-Australians that were going bonkers."
We're the problem, it's us.
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"This is a good opportunity to relate with anyone else going through cyber bullying, to tell you that you aren’t alone and that it sucks."
“So much love. Miss your sense of humour brother.”
