"It was like Dumbo the Elephant, where at first you're almost laughing, kind of "Oh, look at the fat guy surfing." And then very quickly you realize he's amazingly graceful and fluid."
"A humble colossus whose impact echoed thru the decades."
Yago Dora rejoices.
More questions than answers.
The corruption of a great meritocracy…
"Standing up for what is right."
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo...
“Football and surfing stars are seen together whenever a gap in their professional careers is possible…”
A vigorous shade of tan-adjacent.
This is America.
The attack confirms, as if confirmation was necessary, Western Australia’s reputation as the shark attack capital of the world.
What then does this mean for our professional surfers?