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Rich white surfers “polluting the air breathed by LA’s people of colour” claims Los Angeles Times in bombshell op-ed from climate and environment desk!

“History fails to record one single instance in which the white man as a people did good.”

By Derek Rielly

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Rich white surfers “polluting the air breathed by LA’s people of colour” claims Los Angeles Times in bombshell op-ed from climate and environment desk!

“History fails to record one single instance in which the white man as a people did good.”

By Derek Rielly

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As Cameron Diaz officially retires for second time, surf fans lick lips in hope that former soon-to-be jobless “pal” Kelly Slater and acting great rekindle “friendship!”

Classic Notebook.

By Chas Smith

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Surfers on the bubble of dreaded WSL mid-season cut break into panicked sweat with announcement of revenge-crazed Owen Wright wildcard for upcoming Bells Beach!

Cape Fear comes to Torquay.

By Chas Smith

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Fairytale turns sour as surf Olympian swindled of fortune by crooked bookkeeper and controversially cut from world tour despite grave brain injury sensationally quits pro surfing!

Owen gets a wildcard from his sponno Rip Curl for Bells, then he’s out.

By Derek Rielly

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Australian surf royalty Chris Hemsworth publicly executed for violent birthday attack on young son: “In my country this is done but very poorly looked upon because several accidents have already happened.”

Light your torch.

By Chas Smith

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Surf fans finally give up all hope for fairytale reunion as Kelly Slater’s one-time love Gisele Bündchen rumored to be dating trust fund billionaire famous for string of supermodel exes!

That's all, folks.

By Chas Smith

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World Surf League further degrades Hawaii, knocks “first jewel of Triple Crown” Haleiwa off the Challenger Series!

"The problem with Hawaii is..."

By Chas Smith

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Filmmaker behind groundbreaking new surf film starring Luke Hemsworth reveals wild new details including “the bag of dicks” he used to identify the movie’s star-studded cast!

More cock than a women's swim meet!

By Derek Rielly

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Video showing Bali tourist becoming violent after being refused permission to ride his motorcycle through a Hindu purification ceremony shakes island paradise to its core!

"If tourists don’t respect Bali and its culture and ceremonies they don’t have a right to stay there. Seeing this makes me feel ashamed."

By Derek Rielly

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Chilean surfer callously sacrificed by World Surf League describes devastating pain of unilateral Yankee imperialism!

Equality? Inclusion?

By Chas Smith

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Surf fans bite nails down to nubs as living legend Kelly Slater hovers just below the dreaded cut line heading into Bells Beach!

But a ray of hope?

By Chas Smith

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Surfer maliciously violated by shark plagued with lurid “mature audiences only” nightmares in aftermath!

Wildly rude.

By Chas Smith

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