Ultimate surfer Koa Smith slam dunks new WSL tour with devastating golf analogy!
“This would be like having the tour players play Putt Putt to see who’s in the majors.”
WSL wows surf fans by delivering “historically dull” Challenger Series schedule ahead of holidays!
Rise and grind.
Tel Aviv just added a wavepool to its overflow of exquisite treats for visiting surfers!
A new joint in town to lay down the Hebrew Hammer!
Josh Moniz wins first leg of Triple Crown harnessing mystical “insatiable form”
"I was just trying to get on the good waves and in the end it all worked out in my favor.”
Christmas Gift ideas for Surfers You Hate
Camping shoes, man surf boots and binoculars – Christmas gifts with spite!
Surf legend Jeff Spicoli delivers robust defense of beleaguered first boy Hunter Biden!
"I don’t know if I want to have a beer with somebody who wouldn’t have pardoned Hunter Biden...”
First daughter-elect Ivanka Trump gives right leaning media the “surfing eye candy” it is gagging for
Aoooogah, aooooogah!
Reverberations from dumbed-down Vans Pipe Masters continue to shake Hawaiian surf community
"Eligibility depends more on social media influence than on true merit and earned accomplishments."
Fox News host Jesse Watters begs for more Tulsi Gabbard surf footage: “I need some eye candy too!”
Hubba hubba!
Surf instructor blasted for doing chanteuse Ellie Goulding dirty
"This next song is about when somebody gets scared when someone goes too deep and they kind of back off and it's like you've been ghosted."
Racism claim and counter-claim rocks tight surf community at South Africa’s Jeffreys Bay
“He claims I threatened to slit the throats of white children and said, ‘The night of the long knives is coming.’”
Jamie O’Brien heaps scorn on Vans after scoring best waves of Pipeline mega-swell
Revenge served searing.