World Surf League Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer returns to Instagram after troubling ten day absence; proceeds to erase South African great Jordy Smith’s historic Olympic accomplishment!
Cracks showing.
Disease-stricken Gabriel Medina ignores bed rest orders after sensationally fleeing from ISA Olympic qualifier; horrifies grandmothers by partaking in push-up contest followed by dip in chilly pool!
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Open Thread: Comment Live as ISA World Surfing Games reaches dramatic finals day!
10,000 hours.
Triple world champion Gabriel Medina and #2 rated surfer João Chianca sensationally flee from Olympic surf qualifier due to mysterious COVID-like virus!
ISA World Surfing Game's biggest stars evacuate event amid fears the virus could turn into pneumonia, pleurisy, nephritis or empyema.
Kelly Slater breaks eight-year silence on claim he deliberately launched seminal wave pool footage to sabotage Adriano De Souza’s world title celebration!
“Maybe we should’ve waited a week to sorta be politically correct or respectful enough to Adriano."
Bloodletting continues at Olympic surf qualifier as highly fancied Team USA plunges to twenty-first place after early exits by world champs John John Florence, Carissa Moore and tour leader Griffin Colapinto!
Italian Edoardo and Spain’s Gonzalo Gutierrez put double world champ to the sword in El Salvador…
Premium subscription surf website proudly announces to world that it has precisely zero female readers!
Surfers VS Manopause.
Breaking: Stunner in El Salvador as Gabriel Medina pulls out of Olympic qualifier ISA World Surfing Games!
Listen all y'all.
Open Thread: Comment Live on day seventy-five of the Surf City El Salvador ISA World Surfing Games!
It goes on and on and on and on and on!
World’s most influential surf website utilized in savage takedown of Elon Musk, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Kelly Slater by august New York Times!
Pulitzer in the mail.
Tyler Wright hospitalised for debilitating period pain three days before Surf Ranch Pro, “Pain that would lead to passing out, vomiting and hours on the toilet”
“Competing after those three days of being mostly bedridden and unable to eat was the harsh reality of navigating my period.”
World Surf League turns greenwashing dial up to eleven while celebrating World Ocean Day: “We Like Turtles!”
Saving the earth one fib at a time!