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Women’s surfing removes its pretty girl mask as culture shifts to warriors like Caity Simmers
"That pretty girl mask never went beyond skin deep. All those women performing feminine graces for the media were stone-cold killers."
Newly birthed rivalry with Gabriel Medina may convince John John Florence to stay on world surf tour!
John’s draw to competition is stronger than is widely acknowledged. He still thinks he can do even more.
Fantasy-gate takes sinister turn as World Surf League corrects major calculation error under cover of darkness
"Screw the clowns that will never understand surfing and support the frothy core lords!"
Influential surf personality Peter King waxes nostalgic for day when flu was cured with chicken soup not communism
A simpler time.
BeachGrit’s Finals Day live commentary stream “alive, fast, unexpectedly funny”
"What if my true destiny is to sit in front of a computer chattering away with a bunch of dudes I’ve never met in real life about a surf contest none of us are attending?"
Surfing’s youngest-ever world champ Caity Simmers hailed as “messiah of cool” after giving finger to rival in Finals Day outburst
New and possibly fatal crack in the WSL's wall of Positive Noise!
Toughest ever surfer Bethany Hamilton torches premium surf blog for going “so soft”
"Stab has lost its og raw vibe."
Fantasy surf thrown into chaos as sadistic World Surf League issues wildly different point totals across platforms!
"We have identified a glitch in the Matrix!
Did online sleuths catch the moment John John Florence accidentally announced he wouldn’t compete in 2025?
Are three world titles enough for Big Daddy John John Florence?
Shade master Kelly Slater delivers stinging backhanded compliment to John John Florence in wake of 3rd title
"Congrats, buddy!"
Former world #7 surfer set to make $2 million dollar profit on sale of Aussie beach shack
"It's a surfer's dream!"
Surf champion castigates World Surf League over troubling pattern of denigrating women’s history
"So lame the media (read: WSL) today doesn't do some homework before spitting info that's not correct."