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American Wave Machines sues WSL-owned Surf Ranch Florida and others over abandoned Palm Beach, Florida, wavepool project!

Confused? Like, wasn't Palm Beach supposed to become only the second Surf Ranch built? Click and get lost in the Byzantine world of biggish finance!

By Cedar Hobbs

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American Wave Machines sues WSL-owned Surf Ranch Florida and others over abandoned Palm Beach, Florida, wavepool project!

Confused? Like, wasn't Palm Beach supposed to become only the second Surf Ranch built? Click and get lost in the Byzantine world of biggish finance!

By Cedar Hobbs

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In sensational peer-reviewed study, Californian professors reveal surf co’s are building wetsuits wrong, ignoring “compelling research” and claim the most efficient wetsuit in the world was made by Florence Marine X!

But sold out! Can't buy!

By Derek Rielly

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“Face of Gucci” Leonardo Fioravanti comes out heavy against World Surf League’s mid-season cut, shares why fashion is superior to water play in revealing new interview!

"Everyone looks good in black and no one’s going to judge you in black."

By Chas Smith

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Lost footage of longboard legend Robert “Wingnut” Weaver uncovered in WSL’s war against original surfing: “You can’t handle the truth… you want me on those waves!”

Continued shame.

By Chas Smith

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Professional longboard fans intentionally and hurtfully belittled by World Surf League, forced to turn to static Surfline beach cams in order to watch heroes and heroines compete in championship tour kick-off!

By Chas Smith

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Australian man goes wildly viral after unidentified sea creature vigorously bumps him while sitting on surfboard at Snapper Rocks!

Scary.

By Chas Smith

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Despite its social progressiveness, how will professional longboarding ever achieve the WSL’s goal of mainstream crossover success when it is so impenetrable, so inscrutable?

A quandary wrapped in a short john.

By Surf ads

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In bombshell prophecy, world surfing champ Gabriel Medina will ditch rumoured lover Isis Valverde, reunite with ex-wife Yasmin Brunet and become a father, according to Brazilian psychic,“It’s not over between them… That girl is still going to have his baby!”

"Their mission in each other's lives isn't over, she's going to get pregnant."

By Derek Rielly

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Longboard enthusiasts revolt as World Surf League intentionally squashes coverage of new tour: “When there’s a shortboard contest I get flooded with advertisements. I didn’t even know there was a contest until I saw a 2 day old post from Joel Tudor!”

Do better. Be best.

By Chas Smith

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Question: Is modern high performance surfing grotesque?

"The picturesqueness destroyed by legs spread much too far apart and whole sections of delicious wave perfect for lip bashes or wraps being sped right by without even a glance."

By Chas Smith

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The Ultimate Surfer’s Luke Davis on making suggestive TikToks, the day he became aware he was more beautiful than anything else around him and his Insta-popularity with the older homosexual, “They think they can turn me gay!”

"If I’m not surfing a lot, and if I’m going out of my mind, I bust out dancing videos. The moves are in my brain and I freestyle.”

By Derek Rielly

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Suspended sitting longboard world champ Joel Tudor opens new front against World Surf League as tour set to resume: “First event starts in a few days and per usual the ding dong WSL hasn’t advertised it!”

Blowing it.

By Chas Smith

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