Breaking: John John Florence undergoes unspecified knee surgery ahead of Olympics, vows to “do everything I can to make it happen!”
Kelly Slater fumes.
Confession: I was at a very fine birthday party last evening, chatting with a surf industry luminary, and neither of us could remember which males were on The Irukandjis save Julian Wilson!
For shame.
Question: Does the religiosity of the WSL tour reflect the beliefs of average surfers?
Is there a vengeful, box-ticking middle manager in the sky with a cosmic wire on you?
Breaking: Champion of The People™ Caio Ibelli officially branded ahead of Rip Curl Rottnest Search, ready to win buoyed by our shared hopes and dreams!
A hero has risen.
VAL-pocalypse: In nightmare surf scenario, former first daughter Ivanka Trump nearly decapitates young son with waterlogged soft top in Miami!
The horror, the horror.
Own a Piece of First Major African Surf Brand Mami Wata; over $2 million already raised via Crowdfunding!
Collabs with Moncler, stocked on Mr Porter, hard-cover book Afrosurf. Very high-end, very sexy…
Grisly: Head of decapitated Great White shark, covered in stab wounds, found on popular beach, the predatory fish apparently killed for its pungent, mercury-ridden meat!
Head, pectoral fins and innards abandoned on shore…
Official: The World Surf League despises its core fanbase, its hooligans, yet can’t sort any way to make disappear!
Even scarier? What if the hooligans make up a plurality, if not a majority, of the WSL's audience?
Margaret River Pro Finals Day Analysis: “Would Tati and Filipe be hoisting trophies overhead if the Box was the venue? Lets just say no, and be done with that counter-factual”
How to explain the inexplicable decision to run the Finals at a B-grade spot when the A-grade spot across the channel was firing?
Forty-two-year-old retired pro surfer Taj Burrow to compete at Rottnest Island WCT event! “How do you press eject from the ride? It’s a thrilling way to live!”
"(He) still displays skills neither withered by age nor retirement…"
Breaking: Filipe Toledo, Tatiana Weston-Webb win Margaret River Pro, “It’s the stuff God hits your ass with when he doesn’t want to kill ya – just slow ya down!”
Brazil's clean sweep at Margaret River…
Jack Robinson hijacks WSL feed at Margaret River; transmits via Instagram Live from the Box after controversial decision to keep contest at Main Break!
Meanwhile at The Box…
