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Socially progressive World Surf League to plant bush outside notorious El Salvador mega prison
"For the inmates, chiefly the ones there accidentally, the bush will represent life's simple joys..."
WSL gifts Kelly Slater wildcard for Cloudbreak Finals Day!
“I’ve had my time, you know, but if they’re giving me one more shot to surf that place with everything on the line, I’m not saying no.”
Brilliant legal mind weighs in on Lost Surfboards vs. Lady Gaga Mayhem imbroglio
"Not even a moron in a hurry would confuse these brands."
Read Apocalypse Now director John Milius’ epic long-form surfing essay, “The Ride”
“When you are young and have no responsibility, that’s the time to be a surfer."
Santa Cruz surfer torches ocean kayakers in fiery screed!
"Is it wrong that surfing’s incredibly toxic energy warms my heart?"
Politics: Has President Trump morphed from Orange Caesar into Orange Caligula?
The Trump administration has replaced the midwit progressive Wokesters with midwit conservative Wokesters
Surf journalist caught up in wild ChatGPT viral video storm!
Burn baby burn.
Ultra-popular surf filmmaker goes full Liam Neeson in takedown of crime syndicate!
"Maybe they robbed the wrong person at the wrong time..."
World Surf League drops official trading cards featuring Tyler Wright, Italo Ferreira and Viktor Hovland!
"Start collecting GDM (Game Day Moments) cards featuring your favorite surfers from around the globe."
Surfers split sharply on Andrew Tate’s “woman-hating poison”
"Does integrity have any place in the surf industry and are there any examples of it?"
Anti-Elon Musk ecologists look on with bitter jealousy as Chinese EV maker releases its “Dolphin Surf” in UK
Ocean-inspired.
Surf world ablaze after miniature subscription blog editor short circuits in wild anti-Trump defense of Andrew Tate acolyte Cole Houshmand!
"My real point is that voting for Trump is as bad if not worse than supporting Tate."