Press Release: BeachGrit principals (excluding that “disastrous” Chas Smith) pivot toward robust growth market strategy!
Bring the anti-depressive smell of BeachGrit into your car, office or home!
The Surfing Purity Test: “Have you ever done cocaine with a pro surfer? Watched yourself surfing on video and liked it?”
Twenty-five questions. The lower the number, the bigger the animal you are!
Just in: World Surf League new CEO Erik Logan describes how he plans to satisfy you!
"Accelerated evolution, not revolution!"
Breaking: Virulently “anti-Hawaiian” candidate Mike Bloomberg surges to lead in Democratic primary!
No large drinks... or musubis.
Official: Multiple “extra-vicious” Great White sharks refusing to leave Florida’s waters, shattering long-held assumptions!
No more Gorkin Flips.
Rumour update: Eli Hanneman resigned for $250k-a-year as Hurley’s new owner quietly reassembles its surf team after “backlash”!
The dead rise!
Report: “Distractingly polite” Kanoa Igarashi set to become world’s richest surfer as Tokyo Olympics approaches!
Multi-millions!
Reefer Madness: Surfer in middle of competition arrested for leaving water, attacking elderly woman in parking lot!
"It is believed the suspect was under the influence of marijuana and hallucinogenic drugs."
Jamie Mitchell on big-wave concussions, depression: “I’ve been struggling with some issues since my Jaws wipeout”
"All those guys that hit their heads hard at Pipe? I betcha they don’t feel a hundred percent. They may never feel one hundred percent.”
Famous surfer Kelly Slater takes Scientology-like turn, dubs science-fiction author Dean Koontz “prophetic!”
I believe!
Breaking: New Zealand’s farmers leave fields, en masse, and take up surfing to deal with work stress!
A dustbowl cometh.
Surfing stripped from inaugural “World Beach Games” as Arab hosts prove themselves “brilliant” and “tactical!”
Shocking. Stunning.