Watch: A full-blast compendium of brave bull Mason Ho’s most diabolical wipeouts!
A bag of horrors!
Graphic: Sixteen-foot Great White shark bites off teenage girl’s leg in wild existential tug-of-war with rescuers, “I felt a pop. I thought ‘I hope my leg dislocated because if it didn’t it would be gone’ and I looked down and my leg was gone.”
“It was like a puppy chewing on your finger.”
Must-watch full-length surf feature Snapt 4, “A raging storm of guttural joy!”
And wth one-hundred thousand dollars to be distributed to film's stars as judged by red-hot buttons Taj Burrow, Bobby Martinez and Mick Fanning.
Brazilian bodysurfer stuns world by riding giant wave at notorious Hawaiian outer-reef Jaws, “Kalani goes into the ocean where fish are afraid!”
Kalani Lattanzi belongs to the knuckle-duster-in-your-face school of surfing!
South African superstar Jordy Smith reveals his (almost) descent into COVID-lockdown madness in a Jozi hotel room, “It was as full of the vibrations of power as machines which rout out grooves in wood!”
But only a disdainful pinprick! Surfs first South African winter in fourteen years…
Go-for-broke former world #4 surfer Dane Reynolds releases new riposte to WSL’s “pandering bullshit that’s exploiting surfing!”
"Even when the conditions are shit, riding waves is the best thing in the world," says Dane.
“Psychotic surf dad” kidnaps judge after junior surfing contest dispute!
Surf Dad: The Revenge is a claustrophobic, one-set short that demonstrates a suavely piercing touch of erotic wit and agonised pathos.
VALS strike back! Drop-ins, board-punching, spitting in wild Oceanside surf fight! Pro surfer “jumped and spat on by kooks” vows to take-up Brazilian jiujitsu!
VALS gone wild!
South African superstar Jordy Smith reveals why he disappeared from the tour, his Olympic heartbreak and the brutal bloody war with fibrous knee growths in, “How much more chance for an honest lover than a brave bull?”
Daddy-hood, the Olympic thing, banged up knee, the compelling and perennial joys of a patriarchal monogamous marriage etc.
Waco tank heavily bombed by groundbreaking teenage surfers Jackson Dorian, Sky Brown and Erin Brooks, “There is going to be a total bloodletting on tour!”
Surfing's future flicks on the lights…
Hawaiian surf star whose head was caved in by reef in near-fatal wipeout only three years ago makes triumphant return to spotlight!
Courage, intelligence and absolute honesty!
See two-time world champion surfer John John Florence’s wild transition from “natural” to “hot switchblade”!
A very good chance to contrast and compare with newly minted, and almost retired, world champ Gabriel Medina.
Two-time world surfing champ John John Florence releases all black-and-white and infra-red film four years in the making; gifts viewer “the orgasm-of-the-eye passion that an art fanatic lavishes upon the most fabulous piece in his collection!”
If you don't fall asleep there's plenty to look at…
Mason Ho licks epic Ala Moana bowl clean in, “I wouldn’t be able to differentiate between this phenomenon and a volcano erupting!”
Beloved Hawaiian drives forward into the seat of creation…
Hawaii’s queen of crazy Mason Ho reveals latest secret wave in “With a quiver of exquisite pleasure he touched the warm soft water and touched her wetness for a moment in a kiss!”
How many times have we seen Mason, from Sunset Beach, clinging to his flying trapeze, every fibre of his skin at breaking point?
Santa Barbara father-of-three Dane Reynolds makes surprise surf hit of the summer, “I picture the human mind as a movie screen. We are the absolute bosses of that whole theatre and show in our minds!”
"I'm bullshit proof!"