"Be sure that the IOC is not going to send you into a pandemic situation," the IOC's most senior official tells athletes.
California, unlike most other American states, gives our brothers and sisters a friendly wave instead of a baton to the face. Ergo, utopia.
The dead rise!
"All those guys that hit their heads hard at Pipe? I betcha they don’t feel a hundred percent. They may never feel one hundred percent.”
"This home and neighborhood hold the keys to an adventurous future on the North Shore of Oahu."
Mea culpa yields dividends for clever readers…
Wily move from former world number two.
The prophet on a wave!
Say so long to the West and live out your days in tropical splendour.
Tsunami, shark attack, cancer, ain't a lot can keep a good man down.
Don't nobody read anymore? Schmucks!
Scared of nobody, loved Hawaii etc.
Encinitas, California, a model of co-existence and brotherhood.
Check your privilege!
Julian v Kelly freesurfing in Portugal. Who wins?
In the light of Hurley's implosion and subsequent ripple effect to other surf co's, it's a decision that now seems positively divine.