German Sebastian Steudnter (insert) rubbing his claim in Brazil's face.
German Sebastian Steudnter (insert) rubbing his claim in Brazil's face.

Brazil in mourning after German Sebastian Steudtner drops biggest claim in surfing history!

Pride and the fall.

The rise of Brazilian surfing, over the past two decades, has brought much joy and excitement to this sometimes staid Pastime of Kings. Flash, pizzazz, paroxysms of raw emotion. In a word, passion. One of the greatest displays of this bossa nova heartbeat is, undoubtedly, the claim.

What was once an awkward physical spasm after satisfactory completion of a wave professionally surfed transformed to art in the manicured fingers of our handsome Portuguese adjacent brothers. Classic fist pumps, finger snaps, full-bodied yells punctuating 4.6s and 5.4s.

The claim became so essentially Brazilian that non-Brazilians who attempt appear to be haltingly speaking a foreign language.

Awkward.

Awkward, that is, until the German mega-wave rider Sebastian Steudnter just dropped the biggest claim in history thereby shattering  Brazil’s hold on the craft.

Surfing an unsurfable wave.

But you certainly read about the 93.7 foot Nazare bomb Steudnter bagged two months ago. The historic slide is considered to be the biggest wave ever, though the World Surf League with all its engineering and science experts must ratify the exact height. In any case, biggest ever but the unsurfable bit was a surprising hammer.

Per the Daily Mail:

‘Mission Wave Alpha’ has seen (Sebastian Steudnter) train for the perfect wave for years, and the extreme athlete decided that the time was right to surf the biggest waves of his life when Nazaré saw ‘historic’ conditions back in February.

“It was the biggest storm and the biggest waves in the past three or four years. We were, for the first time, surfing the biggest waves in stormy conditions which were considered unsurfable,” he said.

And there we have it.

But have you ever surfed an unsurfable wave?

How did it feel beneath your pioneering feet?

Most importantly, though, how did you claim?

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tim_nelsen
K0o_o0K

AI bots everywhere exhibited first true emotion today when they collectively accepted they would never learn to write titles with such clickbait prowess

East of the 5

Does surfing Terramar on a fish count for anything? I claimed 3 parking spots in my lifted 2×4 sprinter van with a Mammoth sticker and an e-bike rack.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

get this motherfucker a Yeti

7dollarsurfboard

This explains Byron bay perfectly

Otto

Maybe you should stop rubbing bacon grease on your shins.

treyfsu7

That wave didn’t look nearly that size compared to others

notsurfingtoday

This wanker is a tech bro’s wet dream.

Gil Gunderson

Schnauzer or Dachshund? Traumatic regardless. Thoughts and prayers 🙏

Noncompetitor

Congratulations to SeaDoo or whatever

Sellme fitzgobbins

nazare counts for fuck all sebastian , just being rich and having a good ski driver , glam euro big wave fakery
I do love to see brazzos crying though so I,ll thank the article for that bit

AI (for ever) .

When does he tow at chopes?

When will pip paddle at chopes?

Doobalachy

See this is why we need 10 day waiting periods so we dont have to read this drivel

Beef & Beer

Perhaps Seb’s aryan military great grand uncles read Meinkampf…

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…while on holiday in Naziré

AI (for ever) .

Is this the German surfer who doesn’t paddle that fletcher was talking about?

Board Barnacle

So how many surfing German legs high was it?

Gil Gunderson

When I was 11 or 12, I surfed an unbroken swell line into the creek on my dad’s mal at a high tide point break. I didn’t want to claim it then buuuuuuut I pretty much invented tidal bore river surfing.

AI (for ever) .

Legend!

7dollarsurfboard

The record holder for the biggest wave ever surfed cant paddle into waves, the surfing world champ can’t surf heaving waves over 4ft and the WSL’s main sponsor is a ladder company. The surf industry is killing it.

Eddie Haiku

I once surfed a wave
So unsurfable that I
Didn’t quite surf it

Waxingfitzgibbous

I have read some unreadable surf journalism if that counts

Chas Smith

It does! Where you read?

tim_nelsen

also in response to JP’s sh=tter problem, here’s a huge claim coming in from a german castle dweller; also a drop wallet cutback from TW; also a deposit on Koa’s & the boyz request for funding: while looking in the mirror and smiling….aaahhhh.

https://i.redd.it/7ef1tbt1d…

Mapski

I fart in your general direction…

tim_nelsen

tales of brave ulysses

Nikola

Filipe will stand up, get off retirement, and surf a 99ft wave to beat the German!!

pipspuss

I didn’t realize the waves were that big at Trestles


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