Pride and the fall.
The rise of Brazilian surfing, over the past two decades, has brought much joy and excitement to this sometimes staid Pastime of Kings. Flash, pizzazz, paroxysms of raw emotion. In a word, passion. One of the greatest displays of this bossa nova heartbeat is, undoubtedly, the claim.
What was once an awkward physical spasm after satisfactory completion of a wave professionally surfed transformed to art in the manicured fingers of our handsome Portuguese adjacent brothers. Classic fist pumps, finger snaps, full-bodied yells punctuating 4.6s and 5.4s.
The claim became so essentially Brazilian that non-Brazilians who attempt appear to be haltingly speaking a foreign language.
Awkward.
Awkward, that is, until the German mega-wave rider Sebastian Steudnter just dropped the biggest claim in history thereby shattering Brazil’s hold on the craft.
Surfing an unsurfable wave.
But you certainly read about the 93.7 foot Nazare bomb Steudnter bagged two months ago. The historic slide is considered to be the biggest wave ever, though the World Surf League with all its engineering and science experts must ratify the exact height. In any case, biggest ever but the unsurfable bit was a surprising hammer.
Per the Daily Mail:
‘Mission Wave Alpha’ has seen (Sebastian Steudnter) train for the perfect wave for years, and the extreme athlete decided that the time was right to surf the biggest waves of his life when Nazaré saw ‘historic’ conditions back in February.
“It was the biggest storm and the biggest waves in the past three or four years. We were, for the first time, surfing the biggest waves in stormy conditions which were considered unsurfable,” he said.
And there we have it.
But have you ever surfed an unsurfable wave?
How did it feel beneath your pioneering feet?
Most importantly, though, how did you claim?
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Does surfing Terramar on a fish count for anything? I claimed 3 parking spots in my lifted 2×4 sprinter van with a Mammoth sticker and an e-bike rack.
get this motherfucker a Yeti
This explains Byron bay perfectly
Maybe you should stop rubbing bacon grease on your shins.
That wave didn’t look nearly that size compared to others
This wanker is a tech bro’s wet dream.
Schnauzer or Dachshund? Traumatic regardless. Thoughts and prayers 🙏
Congratulations to SeaDoo or whatever
nazare counts for fuck all sebastian , just being rich and having a good ski driver , glam euro big wave fakery
I do love to see brazzos crying though so I,ll thank the article for that bit
When does he tow at chopes?
When will pip paddle at chopes?
See this is why we need 10 day waiting periods so we dont have to read this drivel
Perhaps Seb’s aryan military great grand uncles read Meinkampf…
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…while on holiday in Naziré
Is this the German surfer who doesn’t paddle that fletcher was talking about?
So how many surfing German legs high was it?
When I was 11 or 12, I surfed an unbroken swell line into the creek on my dad’s mal at a high tide point break. I didn’t want to claim it then buuuuuuut I pretty much invented tidal bore river surfing.
Legend!
The record holder for the biggest wave ever surfed cant paddle into waves, the surfing world champ can’t surf heaving waves over 4ft and the WSL’s main sponsor is a ladder company. The surf industry is killing it.
I once surfed a wave
So unsurfable that I
Didn’t quite surf it
I have read some unreadable surf journalism if that counts
It does! Where you read?
also in response to JP’s sh=tter problem, here’s a huge claim coming in from a german castle dweller; also a drop wallet cutback from TW; also a deposit on Koa’s & the boyz request for funding: while looking in the mirror and smiling….aaahhhh.
https://i.redd.it/7ef1tbt1d…
I fart in your general direction…
tales of brave ulysses
Filipe will stand up, get off retirement, and surf a 99ft wave to beat the German!!
I didn’t realize the waves were that big at Trestles