“I saw people getting up out of wheel chairs. I saw canes in the trash”
Just over one week ago, you witnessed the world number three Griffin Colapinto, also known as the “Gandhi of surfing”, fall under the spell of charismatic faith healer Joe Dispenza, sometimes written as Spinoza in these pages.
After a week-long retreat with Joe Dispenza, Colapinto wrote of the power of Coherence Healing (“All I’ll say is if I had an illness, the first thing I would do is go for a coherence healing”) and said he was “leaving this retreat with so much love in my heart and an understanding of how POWERFUL us humans Beings actually are. This Practice is changing the world for the better.”
Also on the retreat was the Koa Smith, a three-time NSSA champ and runner-up to Zeke Lau’s Ultimate Surfer.
Smith, born in Kauai and a student of Bruce and Andy Irons, is also a prized fashion model and a business man.
Smith, who is twenty-seven, says he witnessed, first hand, own eyes etc, the miracle of the lame and crippled being gifted back the use of their legs, the sorta thing last seen in a pretty little town called Lourdes in the Pyrenees and, previously, when the noted Jewish preacher Jesus Christ put the paralysed back on their feet in the ancient Jewish provinces of Galilee and Judea.
According to the Gospel of John, Jesus tells a cripple at The Pool of Bethesda in Jerusalem to hell with your self-pity, get up etc.
Reflections of this at the Joe Dispenza retreat.
“I saw people getting up out of wheel chairs. I saw canes in the trash and people cracking their hearts wide open and feeling true love for themselves!” writes Smith.
“Dr. Joe Dispenza is helping us understand how to tap back into Human potential. Taking complex techniques and science and making it digestible for anyone. He’s reminding us that we have the power to create the life we desire. We have the power to tap in and heal our selves from anything and ultimately how to heal other people.”
Ain’t that something?
Many positive notes in the commentary section.
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I too have seen the wretched leave their wheelchairs. The miracle happened around the Civic Center in San Francisco. A man in a wheelchair and about six others had gathered on a corner to do some hard drugs. The disabled man in the chair had all the stuff rolled out on his lap. Two cops pulled up hot and all the freaks made a mad dash including the guy in the chair! I was blown away with how quickly he moved right out of his fucking chair!
If only he’d seen them get into the wheelchairs from their sports cars…
“I saw people’s wallets empty in milliseconds! It’s a M’ERICAL!!!”
final exam is paddling to either Anacapa or Niihau…after obtaining permits.
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larger telescope needed!
“kum-by-ya, co-exist, and new, WSL-non-approved surf sponsor: Koa
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One trip to the forest and he was healed. Amazing stuff.
It worked for Little Red Riding Hood
Looks like a teeth grinder..
Sore wa warui kotodesu
Allen Robbins protoge?
Of course he’s going to say how great it was – he just paid USD $2000 something for a week’s worth of snake oil!
Poor to no formal education has its consequences –
What a fucking idiot ….
Only in America
Hillsong and Scomo
fuuuuucking hell. i mean… come on now.
2023 and peop
ah, can’t even summon the energy for this one.
https://youtu.be/NeHZAR2ik1…
Here’s something special for you then
https://youtu.be/swcAdCNwu_…
Or maybe this
Dispenza Spinoza is dispensing spin, and all of it false.
Anyone who’s really into that kinda shit will be well aware of the groundbreaking science work that FTL’S top guru’s have been doing with their Frequency Totalisator Levitation techniques for some time now.
Double J, single F and Stonemason may (or may not) have been using these scientific techniques, and there’s a possibility that Connor Coffin’s unseen secret turn was developed during the program.
See FTL for all your Frequency Totalisator Levitation needs, available almost everywhere…
Shut up and take my money 💵!
The second oldest profession – Dispenzing idiots of their money!
well done.
I wonder if this bloke can dispense some faith healing on my rotator cuff
Team Alex…
A new sponsor for the WSL emerges!
Arab money, raised consciousness- a new dawn for those blessed to be living under the right hand side of the Bell Curve.
don’t neglect the left…or the upside-down Bell Curve crowds.
surfers are getting cleverer
I remember Joel Parkinson demonstrating the miracle of the Power Balance bracelet to me one time in Fiji.
What did he tie you to with it?
I don’t think the subject of physics is most pro Surfer’s strong point.
I remember BG trying to demonstrate the powers of a Whoop watch multiple times to me on the shitter.
Almost pulled the trigger but the discount code didn’t work. It was a blessing because the training I planned on doing to get ready for winter only lasted a few days.
oops, we’re rubbing elbows…pass the roll o’er here stable mate.
went the way of the whoop and unlocking more potential. like a pet rock?
This is like the Balance Bracelet phenomonom that AI and our brightest examples of surfing stars embraced in yesteryear. Powerful to see of these under sponsored star put their last vestiges of money into something believable and powerful. To the others with new contracts its like old times, spend money they’ll regret not having years later.
On another note, are we ever getting your final installment of the truck-in-Mexico story, Gorilla?
Bated breath!
You suggesting a new badge for the simian to create?
was the tide running in or out? i got away with leaving dad’s new company car for 12 hours on the low road between colonet and casas. aged 14. ran back barefoot to the kerosene-lit 36-foot trailer and had my first tequila shot.