Hint: Filipe Toledo
If you are not on absolute pins and needles leading up to the final rose ceremony of the Golden Bachelor then you, likely, do not have a heartbeat. ABC re-spun its much loved Bachelor and Bachelorette franchises for geriatrics. Older folk finding love… again. This year’s single star, Gerry Turner, is a retired restauranteur from Indiana lookin’ for love in all the old places. I don’t actually know how he’s going, as I’ve never trusted men named “Gerry,” though am happy to report that a core surfer-snowboarder is currently the odds-on favorite to win his withered hand.
But let us meet Leslie Fhima, a 64-year-old personal trainer with a need for speed. The two will head into the “Fantasy Suite” this evening but, it is important to know, Fhima shreds.
Look here.
And here.
Now that’s how you get an old man with a Felipe Toledo tattoo into the hot tub.
Meow.
I mean ROAAAAR!
BG,s got saggy man titty,s in a hot tub this week….
This is what Gerr is in store for-
Do you know how many carbs that has?
We need to work on that belly tomorrow.
Your not going to eat all that are you?
You going to sit there all day?
When was the last time you had a vegetable? or Fruit?
You have had enough to drink.
Saw a clip where one of the gals flew him to her hometown to meet her parents…ended up at the cemetery to his dismay. “I’m 70 yrs old wtf did he expect?” she said. lol
aloe~
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JUMPED THE SHARK!
Attack Dog tit’s America.. strider has options I reckon.
The smell of menopause and viagra combined is overwhelming me. I feel like I have a long hair in my throat. Also golf clap for old Jerr, he gots a proper set of tits on him too.
*Gerr
She looks good to me, give her my number Ol Pal Derek….
Just tell her not to call when the Mrs is home, good to go.
I got a rose for her too.
aloe love creme. see above…
Fuck yeah!
I’d be organising a next level meth fuelled whoregy
And GFE all the way! Who can tell the difference?
girl friend escorts? respected~
Your bank balance!
GILF!
Who used to get banged by Prince! And he wrote the song Sexy Dancer about her. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Can one direct me to where she last relieved herself? I need to go roll in it
“don’t come in my hair”
Download the Stoolmaps app!
Went straight from that ledge dropping death session, to making game of ice baths while toying with flowers. CORE as hell!