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Golden Bachelor with speed, power, flow.
Golden Bachelor with speed, power, flow.

Core surfer-snowboarder becomes odds-on favorite to win heart of “Golden Bachelor!”

Hint: Filipe Toledo

If you are not on absolute pins and needles leading up to the final rose ceremony of the Golden Bachelor then you, likely, do not have a heartbeat. ABC re-spun its much loved Bachelor and Bachelorette franchises for geriatrics. Older folk finding love… again. This year’s single star, Gerry Turner, is a retired restauranteur from Indiana lookin’ for love in all the old places. I don’t actually know how he’s going, as I’ve never trusted men named “Gerry,” though am happy to report that a core surfer-snowboarder is currently the odds-on favorite to win his withered hand.

But let us meet Leslie Fhima, a 64-year-old personal trainer with a need for speed. The two will head into the “Fantasy Suite” this evening but, it is important to know, Fhima shreds.

Look here.

And here.

Now that’s how you get an old man with a Felipe Toledo tattoo into the hot tub.

Meow.

I mean ROAAAAR!

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Sellme fitzgobbins

BG,s got saggy man titty,s in a hot tub this week….

Sean Connery

This is what Gerr is in store for-

Do you know how many carbs that has?
We need to work on that belly tomorrow.
Your not going to eat all that are you?
You going to sit there all day?
When was the last time you had a vegetable? or Fruit?
You have had enough to drink.

Stick man

Saw a clip where one of the gals flew him to her hometown to meet her parents…ended up at the cemetery to his dismay. “I’m 70 yrs old wtf did he expect?” she said. lol

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen

JUMPED THE SHARK!

Abscessed Llama

Attack Dog tit’s America.. strider has options I reckon.

Cuntry Singer

The smell of menopause and viagra combined is overwhelming me. I feel like I have a long hair in my throat. Also golf clap for old Jerr, he gots a proper set of tits on him too.

Sean Connery

*Gerr

Hippy

She looks good to me, give her my number Ol Pal Derek….

Just tell her not to call when the Mrs is home, good to go.

I got a rose for her too.

tim_nelsen

aloe love creme. see above…

Andy C

Fuck yeah!

I’d be organising a next level meth fuelled whoregy

The Bitchy Crab

And GFE all the way! Who can tell the difference?

tim_nelsen

girl friend escorts? respected~

Stick man

Your bank balance!

Andy C

GILF!

The Bitchy Crab

Who used to get banged by Prince! And he wrote the song Sexy Dancer about her. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Andy C

Can one direct me to where she last relieved herself? I need to go roll in it

tim_nelsen

“don’t come in my hair”

Stick man

Download the Stoolmaps app!

ValiantScorn

Went straight from that ledge dropping death session, to making game of ice baths while toying with flowers. CORE as hell!


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