“Mick Fanning being interviewed after I assume 40 beers was the icing on the cake.”
Will rebel Surfing Santas arise?
But blink and you’ll miss!
Local kine only.
"The most magnificent human male God ever put on the earth"
Will new owner close access to track that leads to world's most sadistic wave?
“To pull a knife, that was alarming. She walked down the beach and did that premeditated, wasn’t a heat of the moment type thing."
"Decompression is the key to longevity."
Dark days for a once happy boy-man whose eyes have been opened to the horrors of being a lifelong surfer.
“You have to be a gnarly tough son of a bitch cocksucker to go beyond the point where you think you might die!”
If you can't rock n roll, don't fooken come.