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  • Bobby Martinez (pictured) near sainthood. Photo: Morgan Maassen

    Tributes pour in for Bobby Martinez as onetime surf tour standout’s bold prophecy fully manifests!

    Come honor the legend.

    by Chas Smith
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  • Kelly Slater questions the narrative on Hamas invasion of Israel.

    Kelly Slater questions “official narrative” over Hamas’ massacre of Israeli citizens

    "How does an outpost get taken over close to the concert hours before and nobody is tipped off? Makes no sense," writes Kelly Slater.

    by Derek Rielly
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  • North County, San Diego stepchild Ashton Goggans (insert) displaying his keg. Photo: Instagram

    Emily Ratajkowski identified as “Fatphobic” throwing San Diego-area surfers into paroxysms of self-doubt!

    Blame IPA.

    by Chas Smith
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  • New house for Sabre Norris and family and with Derek Rielly

    Surf-skate prodigy Sabre Norris and fam buy $40 million of real estate in the one Bondi street

    The power of a gentle but relentless positivity!

    by Derek Rielly
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Bobby Martinez (pictured) near sainthood. Photo: Morgan Maassen

Tributes pour in for Bobby Martinez as onetime surf tour standout’s bold prophecy fully manifests!

Come honor the legend.

By Chas Smith

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Kelly Slater questions the narrative on Hamas invasion of Israel.

Kelly Slater questions “official narrative” over Hamas’ massacre of Israeli citizens

"How does an outpost get taken over close to the concert hours before and nobody is tipped off? Makes no sense," writes Kelly Slater.

By Derek Rielly

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North County, San Diego stepchild Ashton Goggans (insert) displaying his keg. Photo: Instagram

Emily Ratajkowski identified as “Fatphobic” throwing San Diego-area surfers into paroxysms of self-doubt!

Blame IPA.

By Chas Smith

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New house for Sabre Norris and family and with Derek Rielly

Surf-skate prodigy Sabre Norris and fam buy $40 million of real estate in the one Bondi street

The power of a gentle but relentless positivity!

By Derek Rielly

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Warshaw (pictured) being lionized for surfing.

Cultural icon Matt Warshaw lionized, again, by most important magazine on earth for going surfing!

Huzzah, old sport.

By Chas Smith

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Emily Morgan (right) and Drew Ortiz (center) at The Arena Group office.

Surfer Magazine owner blasted for using fake AI-generated writers in scathing expose!

Very embarrassing.

By Chas Smith

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Surf giant Billabong slammed by Australian press for stiffing vulnerable retail workers!

“This was my first proper job and I trusted (they) were doing the right thing by me and paying me the minimum entitlements."

By Derek Rielly

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World Surf League taps massive audience to push hair conditioner on Cyber Monday!

"Formulated with love."

By Chas Smith

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Thomas J. Lochtefeld (insert) manically laughing as he does Ivanka Trump a "dirty water." Photo: Instagram

America’s daughter Ivanka Trump viciously embarrassed by surf tank guru Tom Lochtefeld!

"She's riding the red wave."

By Chas Smith

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Christina Revels-Glick arrested for jerking off on Tybee Island Beach.

Christina Revels-Glick arrested and shamed for jerking off on Tybee Island Beach found dead at 36

Christina Revels-Glick's suicide a legacy of the impact of the public shaming and stigma from the arrest.

By Derek Rielly

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Kanoa Igarashi (pictured) happier times. Photo: WSL

Kanoa Igarashi rips Griffin Colapinto, Filipe Toledo as “nobodies” in wild new interview!

Italo Ferreira a nobody too.

By Chas Smith

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Kelly Slater describes Jean Dujardin film Brice de Nice as best surf movie ever.

Kelly Slater says French absurdist comedy Brice de Nice “best surf movie of all time!”

"The film is twisted but it's my best surf film," says Slater.

By Derek Rielly

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From the archives:Surf Journalist famous for reporting in tiny red bikini discovers wetsuits that don’t kill historically enslaved African-Americans!

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