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Blood Feud: Jack Freestone declares “all respect lost” after professional surfing’s premium safe space Stab does him dirty!

  • Astonishing bravery of Australian surfer attacked by 12-foot Great White shark revealed, “Both of his hands were balloons from hitting it!”

    "He was dragged so deep it went dark and he thought he was going to drown. He was only able to swim for the surface after his foot ripped off at the ankle."

    by Derek Rielly
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    Surf Journalist famous for reporting in tiny red bikini discovers wetsuits that don’t kill historically enslaved African-Americans!

    "I’m not here to tell you how to feel about the environment and I’m not here to tell you what to buy. You are all grown-up humans (mostly)…"

    by Jen See
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  • Freestone (pictured) getting bashed. Photo: WSL

    Blood Feud: Jack Freestone declares “all respect lost” after professional surfing’s premium safe space Stab does him dirty!

    "So lame. Always twisting questions and answers. All respect lost."

    by Chas Smith
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  • Surf world mourns loss of “Papa Phil” beloved father of Andy and Bruce Irons

    "Feels so sad and lonely without him here on Kauai. I can feel his happiness up there with Andy and it makes me smile and cry."

    by Derek Rielly
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Astonishing bravery of Australian surfer attacked by 12-foot Great White shark revealed, “Both of his hands were balloons from hitting it!”

"He was dragged so deep it went dark and he thought he was going to drown. He was only able to swim for the surface after his foot ripped off at the ankle."

By Derek Rielly

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Surf Journalist famous for reporting in tiny red bikini discovers wetsuits that don’t kill historically enslaved African-Americans!

"I’m not here to tell you how to feel about the environment and I’m not here to tell you what to buy. You are all grown-up humans (mostly)…"

By Jen See

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Freestone (pictured) getting bashed. Photo: WSL

Blood Feud: Jack Freestone declares “all respect lost” after professional surfing’s premium safe space Stab does him dirty!

"So lame. Always twisting questions and answers. All respect lost."

By Chas Smith

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Surf world mourns loss of “Papa Phil” beloved father of Andy and Bruce Irons

"Feels so sad and lonely without him here on Kauai. I can feel his happiness up there with Andy and it makes me smile and cry."

By Derek Rielly

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Swift (left) and what might have been. Photo: WSL Store (hee hee)

John John Florence, World Surf League rue what might have been as the NFL’s Travis Kelce sees jersey sales spike by 400% amidst rumors of Taylor Swift romance!

"Lately we've been dressing for revenge..."

By Chas Smith

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Shore Acres and sucker.

Northern Californians, Oregonians begged to not turn backs to ocean as massive storm surf hits the fatal shore!

"There will be no safe area along area beaches during this time.”

By Chas Smith

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Chilling documentary reveals surfers complicit in gruesome deaths of historically enslaved African-Americans!

"Surfing has a dirty secret... and people are dying."

By Derek Rielly

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New premium surfing series likened to “half-plucked birds with festering sores stumbling through the semi-darkness, bleeding from their anus”

"One might liken it to enjoying a roast chicken, without the need to dwell on the dank, darkened hanger in which it once lived."

By JP Currie

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U.S. Presidential race upended as “surf deity” Laird Hamilton and Kelly Slater break for fit and fabulous disruptor Robert F. Kennedy Jr.!

The all-important surf vote!

By Chas Smith

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Surfers rally around Aussie surf star gravely ill in Bali hospital, “He doesn’t have time!”

“We are desperately seeking funds to medi vac him from Bali to save his life.”

By Derek Rielly

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Premium surf blog Stab drops self-affixed “trusted media of core surfers everywhere” moniker after marriage to World Surf League revealed!

But is the union already troubled?

By Chas Smith

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Iconic news broadcaster shamed after running three-year-old Tom Carroll head injury story!

"Four days ago," says Tom Carroll, "my fin collected me in the head."

By Derek Rielly

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From the archives:Stephanie Gilmore turns realtor and self-lists beachside condo at Snapper Rocks’ famous Superbank for under one million dollars!

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