How do I love thee, Bailey Ladders? Let me count the ways.
Kanoa Igarashi no longer face of Japanese surfing as boy from Cronulla steals coveted crown!
A new Waikiki surf school has Jamie O'Brien choking Ben Gravy's supply lines.
"I must confess that there were times where I had to force myself to look at the screen."
Chas Smith hates surfing. And you can too!
But is our hero the solution?
“Without a doubt this head injury was the worst injury I’ve ever had.”
"I hope everyone's going to be alright," warns YouTube superstar Jamie O'Brien. "It's a dangerous one."
Would you rather have Slater in your corner and a medal around your neck or a few thousand extra dollars in your pocket?
Olympic dreams stretch out their necks.