Epic surf-sail adventure “Calypte” hailed as surf film of the year!
"The brutal honesty of this surf film melds with nuanced passion to create a staggering emotional intensity…"
Sports Illustrated leaks possible “fake AI-generated writer” into surf world!
Zombie-like scenes on Australian beach blamed on surfing-adjacent faith healer Joe Dispenza
“They’re waiting for the mothership. I’m just waiting for Jesus to walk out of the water now.”
King of Pipeline Jamie O’Brien releases wildly controversial full-length surf film masterpiece!
Just in time for North Shore season.
Jeff Bezos captured awkwardly dipping paddle in Miami waters whilst practicing surfing’s most hated bastard
"Pervasive ugliness."
Audience members faint and lose their lunch at premiere of “disgusting” surf-horror film Motel Hell
“I spent an evening in the lobby just to see if people really do come stumbling out in the middle of the picture as reported — they did.”
Florida surf fans riot as beloved state university left out of college football playoffs
"Lets blame DeSantimonious!!!"
Australian man in critical condition after burial in beach hole
"It was pretty gnarly when he popped out. I threw up."
Hours before near-fatal wipeout at Pipeline, Olympic gold medal favourite João Chianca slammed Paris 2024 organisers in brave post
“Surfing will never lose its principles for an Olympic event.”
Breaking: Surfing superstar João Chianca dragged unconscious from the surf at Pipeline
Teenage surfer Jake Maki hailed a hero after rescuing world number four João Chianca…
Surf writer legend appeals to mysterious investigative surf journalist named “Chad” to untangle messy Sunny Garcia web
"It seems suspect that no one can even contact the facility he is in or speak with anyone who is connected to him."
Japan stuns Australia sending surf mad nation tumbling to make-believe medal at World Junior Surfing Championship!
An old foe reemerges and delivers a dagger.
Calls to boycott Paris 2024 Teahupoo grow as gold medallist Carissa Moore writes, “This doesn’t seem worth it”
"A Gold Medal is worth this? Respect the locals and Teahupoo, be strong."
