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New Yorkers Pose 900% Greater Bite Risk Than Sharks, study finds

  • 72-year-old with the finest head of hair east of the Mississippi.

    72-year-old Florida surfer saves father and son from drowning

    “If I wasn’t there, they would’ve been in the Bahamas or underwater. I just happened to be there and I’m glad I was.”

    by Chas Smith
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  • Chief Druku, Kelly Slater, Kalani Miller and Tao Druku Slater.

    Kelly Slater gives newborn son middle name of beloved Fijian chief and makes surprising wish for future

    "Druku became Tavarua's ambassador to the world sharing his incredible spirit and hospitality with everyone who visited the island."

    by Derek Rielly
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  • Aggressive man with paddle (pictured).

    Stand-up paddleboarder charged with attempted murder after allegedly beating surfer with paddle

    "He ran her over, screamed at her, beat her with his paddle, jumped on her board, grabbed her by the hair, and shoved her under water.”

    by Magnum
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  • Ivanka Trump surfing with Tahitian Raimana van Bastolaer

    Tahitian surfer dubbed “Incomparable” by Ivanka Trump reveals outrageous wave count at Kelly Slater Surf Ranch

    "The selfless act of a man who, Jesus-like, would rather give than receive, a power bottom in a world of jackrabbit power tops."

    by Derek Rielly
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72-year-old with the finest head of hair east of the Mississippi.

72-year-old Florida surfer saves father and son from drowning

“If I wasn’t there, they would’ve been in the Bahamas or underwater. I just happened to be there and I’m glad I was.”

By Chas Smith

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Chief Druku, Kelly Slater, Kalani Miller and Tao Druku Slater.

Kelly Slater gives newborn son middle name of beloved Fijian chief and makes surprising wish for future

"Druku became Tavarua's ambassador to the world sharing his incredible spirit and hospitality with everyone who visited the island."

By Derek Rielly

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Aggressive man with paddle (pictured).

Stand-up paddleboarder charged with attempted murder after allegedly beating surfer with paddle

"He ran her over, screamed at her, beat her with his paddle, jumped on her board, grabbed her by the hair, and shoved her under water.”

By Magnum

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Ivanka Trump surfing with Tahitian Raimana van Bastolaer

Tahitian surfer dubbed “Incomparable” by Ivanka Trump reveals outrageous wave count at Kelly Slater Surf Ranch

"The selfless act of a man who, Jesus-like, would rather give than receive, a power bottom in a world of jackrabbit power tops."

By Derek Rielly

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Simmers (pictured) going right at Lowers.

Defending champ Caity Simmers decries World Surf League finals move from Trestles to Fiji

"But, I mean, shoot, they’re doing it, so might as well make the most of it."

By Chas Smith

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New Yorkers more dangerous than sharks.

New Yorkers Pose 900% Greater Bite Risk Than Sharks, study finds

"The New York City Health Department’s data records about 1,500–1,600 human bites annually in NYC alone."

By Derek Rielly

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Clay Marzo (pictured) busted or brilliant?

Controversy erupts after German river surfer calls Clay Marzo’s style “useless and ugly”

"It's like a theatrical presentation of failure..."

By Chas Smith

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Prince Harry at Kelly Slater wavepool

Online trolls target Prince Harry after breakthrough surfing session at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch

“Let us know if Harry can ever put on his big boy britches and make it into the ocean.”

By Derek Rielly

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T-Street ripper (pictured) with dog nugget.

San Clemente surfers fear “dog nuggets” in lineup after city agrees to a six-month dog beach trial

"Dogs like to pee on top of other pee, so we'll have a pile of pee and we don't get a lot of rain..."

By Chas Smith

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Myrtle Beach cops detain woman for wearing sexy bikini.

Myrtle Beach Woman Detained Over Thong Bikini in Ongoing Battle Over Public Decency

"Despite the thong's revealing nature, the forbidden treasures are deftly enfolded by small strips of nylon."

By Derek Rielly

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Rob Machado (left) making the author feel un-cozy.

Encinitas city councilmember eviscerates local surf legend Rob Machado in wild screed!

He's the "wrong people" who "just don't make you feel so cozy."

By Chas Smith

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Boy on gal surf fight at Hossegor.

Hossegor Locals Slam Bourgeois Novice Surfers as House Prices Explode!

A new wave of German, Belgian and Swiss surfers arriving in BMWs and Teslas, squeezing locals out of surging property market.

By Derek Rielly

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Tyler Wright lists sixty surfboards for sale

From the archives:“Treat them with love” World surf champ Tyler Wright lists 41-surfboard quiver for sale

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  • Surf fans react to Gabriel Medina feeding Kelly Slater “the strawberry of love”

    In one of the lighter moments featuring Gabriel Medina and Kelly Slater, the Brazilian has…

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  • Mikey February delivers latest riposte to the New Yorker’s claim his style is “as self-conscious as the duck-face selfie.”

    (Editor’s note: Five years ago, The New Yorker ran a very good, and uncharacteristically raw,…

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  • Surf film masterminds Blakey-Pollet leverage teenage vaping anthem for new Rip Curl movie DUNNO

    There are many things to be thankful in this beautiful world – a woman baring…

    By Derek Rielly

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  • Witness: The Great White “was going like a rocket straight at us. I can see it so clearly, its mouth was open. I lifted my feet, grabbed the board…”

    Once upon a time, before the ubiquitous robot we cradle in our hands and stare…

    By Derek Rielly

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  • Watch: Jackie Dorian, Badger Daddy and Pals in “Pretty People Oughta Hitch Up with Pretty People!”

    This relatively long-form cut of the child prodigy Jackson Dorian, who enjoyed his thirteenth birthday…

    By Derek Rielly

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  • Watch: Big Daddy Ho and chillun in “Hush up your blasphemin’, Lucifer, and let me loose!”

    Yeah, I know, y’seen plenty of Mason and Coco and Daddy Ho zipping through traffic on…

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