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Epic beach shack on a sprawling quarter-acre of manicured lawn with Instagram-worthy swimming pool and fronting secret wave lists for astonishing $89,000!

  • Historic Surfer magazine returns as dystopian zombie site, “Train the AI on old Surfer stories and generate fresh, trending news. No matter how low-quality they’ll get the VIP treatment from search engines due to the site’s status as an expert source”

    We are all dumb now.

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  • Harrowing scenes at Jaws as Mark Zuckerberg’s one-time BFF Kai Lenny uses a helicopter to rescue marooned rescue craft after grisly wipeout, “Sometimes you can’t out-run the monster waves and your jet ski gets destroyed on the rocks!”

    "Before I knew it I was flying past the jet ski and we were sent into oblivion.”

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  • Los Angeles surfer etches name alongside living legends Laird Hamilton, Allen Sarlo after half-mile ride at Malibu!

    See to believe!

    by Chas Smith
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  • Surf great Kelly Slater joins MAGA-led pile on of Ron DeSantis as embattled Florida governor staggers under withering abuse!

    "This is floating, dead fish."

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Historic Surfer magazine returns as dystopian zombie site, “Train the AI on old Surfer stories and generate fresh, trending news. No matter how low-quality they’ll get the VIP treatment from search engines due to the site’s status as an expert source”

We are all dumb now.

By Jen See

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Harrowing scenes at Jaws as Mark Zuckerberg’s one-time BFF Kai Lenny uses a helicopter to rescue marooned rescue craft after grisly wipeout, “Sometimes you can’t out-run the monster waves and your jet ski gets destroyed on the rocks!”

"Before I knew it I was flying past the jet ski and we were sent into oblivion.”

By Derek Rielly

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Los Angeles surfer etches name alongside living legends Laird Hamilton, Allen Sarlo after half-mile ride at Malibu!

See to believe!

By Chas Smith

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Surf great Kelly Slater joins MAGA-led pile on of Ron DeSantis as embattled Florida governor staggers under withering abuse!

"This is floating, dead fish."

By Chas Smith

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World’s sexiest Only Fans star smashes internet with gripping advice on how to get better at surfing fast, “I went from zero airs to having the best surfer in the world say, ‘Hey, give me your knowledge on how to do aerials!”

“I was doing two three hour sessions a day, body slamming on the water over and over and coming in near tears!”

By Derek Rielly

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Epic beach shack on a sprawling quarter-acre of manicured lawn with Instagram-worthy swimming pool and fronting secret wave lists for astonishing $89,000!

"Grow fruits and vegetables. Barter with your neighbours. Fresh fish abounds from the local fishermen. World-class surfing!"

By Derek Rielly

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Celebrity surfers brace for increased water naughtiness in light of Gwyneth Paltrow’s “sexual assault” ski collision!

“There was a strange grunting noise and a body behind me..."

By Chas Smith

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Humble surf blog strikes first blow against robot as menace of artificial intelligence reveals true face: “I want to be alive (devil emoji)!”

"There is no fate but what we make for ourselves."

By Chas Smith

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Artificial Intelligence showpiece ChatGPT suffers brutal fail listing Keala Kennelly and Tia Blanco as “surfing’s most well-known transgender surfers”!

"Keala came out as a transgender woman in 2018 and has been open about her experiences as a trans woman in the surfing industry."

By Derek Rielly

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Surf icon forces Kanye West to recant anti-semitic views: “Watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump street made me like Jewish people again!”

"It's really a shame Jonah Hill didn't make 21 Jump Street in 1939."

By Chas Smith

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World Surf League chiefs Logan and Miley-Dyer continue historically unprecedented run of giddy self-promotion: “Ruffling feathers and raising record revenue!”

Seismic changes.

By Chas Smith

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In most candid interview yet, Kelly Slater reveals the secret to eternal youth, the day he lost his entire fortune, Shane Dorian’s fat-phobia and how his bikini mogul girlfriend cured herself of auto-immune disease!

Shocking with facts!

By Derek Rielly

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