"Known for their massive waves that can get as high as 60-feet. This is a bucket-list location for most surfers."
"Utterly staggering. They heartlessly take away the WFA from pensioners while they live the high-life."
“You can high five and hug, and that’s so often missing from heterosexual male spaces.”
Not sandals.
"Now THAT'S surfing!"
Conan Hayes is a “a very, very high-end white-hat security guy."
"When you're doing a breathing class with Wim Hof on #FridayThe13th under a #NewMoon and Mercury is heavily in #Retrograde and you pass out..."
"He's an angel walking. He is the hero of Indian Rocks Beach now."
"It seems the WSL has its own little club of bullshit as usual. They hated him winning that thing guaranteed."
Just like that, Surfline Man’s dreams of super swank surf industry insider life evaporated like that big swell on the Surfline forecast…
"I like to go to the golf course because I can choose the few people I want to be around."
"Absolutely Insane. The State of Hawaii officials could’ve prevented this! But they did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING."
