"It takes 15 of the world’s largest container ships to equal all the pollution created by cars on earth."
"Young children, aged between eight and 15, out late at night, entering homes with machetes and axes, stealing cars and money.”
"I could have been standing at the beach, my beautiful white skin getting nice and tan. Being smacked, being smacked in the face by a wave loaded up with salt..."
"Half way to the hospital the pain hits. I was passing out. My girlfriend was slapping me on the head, my friends were dumping water on my face."
"This session is for EXPERTS ONLY; it requires advanced paddle techniques, strong wave selection, and the ability to navigate heavy conditions."
“Thank you for catching me, so much. Holy s–t."
Champ says roadworks in front of his unsold mansion should take two weeks not two years!
"Toyota has gone old school, converting a 2025 4Runner TRD Limited into an homage to the original with the 4Runner TRD Surf concept."
"Kevin's buying up surfboards that are all wrong, and people think he's a joke."
"$33.85 million more has also gushed into the local economy through food purchases, lodging, equipment and stuff."
"I call October Sharktober, especially out here in Hawaii as a surfer."
Bald-faced.
