"The brutal honesty of this surf film melds with nuanced passion to create a staggering emotional intensity…"
“They’re waiting for the mothership. I’m just waiting for Jesus to walk out of the water now.”
Just in time for North Shore season.
“I spent an evening in the lobby just to see if people really do come stumbling out in the middle of the picture as reported — they did.”
"Lets blame DeSantimonious!!!"
"It was pretty gnarly when he popped out. I threw up."
“Surfing will never lose its principles for an Olympic event.”
Teenage surfer Jake Maki hailed a hero after rescuing world number four João Chianca…
"It seems suspect that no one can even contact the facility he is in or speak with anyone who is connected to him."
An old foe reemerges and delivers a dagger.
"A Gold Medal is worth this? Respect the locals and Teahupoo, be strong."