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Wild scenes at LA’s El Porto beach as woman stabs surfboard of Encino Man Pauly Shore’s nephew!

  • Local knows Local. Photo: 50 First Dates

    Ex-husband of Britney Spears and recent Hawaii transplant Kevin Federline makes bold political statement during surf-adjacent beach stroll!

    Local kine only.

    by Chas Smith
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  • AI showpiece Chat GPT celebrates father of surfing Duke Kahanamoku as sport’s greatest gay icon!

    "The most magnificent human male God ever put on the earth"

    by Derek Rielly
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  • Millionaire surfers Kelly Slater and Mick Fanning called on to buy and preserve 100-acre coastal parcel built on track that leads to Shipstern Bluff!

    Will new owner close access to track that leads to world's most sadistic wave?

    by Derek Rielly
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  • Wild scenes at LA’s El Porto beach as woman stabs surfboard of Encino Man Pauly Shore’s nephew!

    “To pull a knife, that was alarming. She walked down the beach and did that premeditated, wasn’t a heat of the moment type thing."

    by Derek Rielly
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Local knows Local. Photo: 50 First Dates

Ex-husband of Britney Spears and recent Hawaii transplant Kevin Federline makes bold political statement during surf-adjacent beach stroll!

Local kine only.

By Chas Smith

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AI showpiece Chat GPT celebrates father of surfing Duke Kahanamoku as sport’s greatest gay icon!

"The most magnificent human male God ever put on the earth"

By Derek Rielly

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Millionaire surfers Kelly Slater and Mick Fanning called on to buy and preserve 100-acre coastal parcel built on track that leads to Shipstern Bluff!

Will new owner close access to track that leads to world's most sadistic wave?

By Derek Rielly

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Wild scenes at LA’s El Porto beach as woman stabs surfboard of Encino Man Pauly Shore’s nephew!

“To pull a knife, that was alarming. She walked down the beach and did that premeditated, wasn’t a heat of the moment type thing."

By Derek Rielly

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Unnecessary. Photo: boring surf contest

Revered economist deduces there are approximately 720,000 professional surfers on earth!

Too many.

By Chas Smith

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Surf deity Laird Hamilton tickles fans by showcasing whimsical new yoga practice while sharing secret to eternal life!

"Decompression is the key to longevity."

By Chas Smith

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Quit-lit: Is it possible to keep surfing “on the wrong side of 25”?

Dark days for a once happy boy-man whose eyes have been opened to the horrors of being a lifelong surfer.

By Cedar Hobbs

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Former world number #2 surfer Ian Cairns and Elon Musk ratchet up blood feud with Wikipedia, “It’s the thought police! Everything is suspect!”

“You have to be a gnarly tough son of a bitch cocksucker to go beyond the point where you think you might die!”

By Derek Rielly

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ROCK n ROLL!

Quiksilver prepares for wild sales spike after photograph of its new “Bogan Cool” leadership team leaks to press!

If you can't rock n roll, don't fooken come.

By Chas Smith

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World Surf League signals deep financial trouble as once-proud Santa Monica offices put on the market!

The end nigh?

By Chas Smith

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North Shore hellmen squeal like bachelorettes in Vegas as favorite rosé partners with fabled Turtle Bay!

Rosé all day!

By Chas Smith

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Testosterone-squirting big-wave icon Ian “Kanga” Cairns joins Elon Musk in slamming Wikipedia, “The editors are crazed!”

"History is written by those who can harness the most editors."

By Derek Rielly

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From the archives:The 50 Best Quotes in Surfing, “Kelly Slater in middle age is anti-factual, irresponsible, and flagrantly narcissistic”

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