Listen: Champion of The People™ Caio Ibelli gets put through everyman grinder in Australia; a lock to win the Rip Curl Rottnest Search presented by Corona!
True grit!
Listen: Come ye weary travelers, grumpy locals, and rediscover the fountain of youth in the form of a highly addictive talc-like powder!
A love story.
Listen: Important surf voice Sam George can suck it!
And other important thoughts.
Listen: Where do Gabriel Medina and Neymar Jr. rank on all-time list of sporting power couples? Both reaching peak potency, thanks to each other, in the same year?
History in the works.
Voice of the World Surf League Joe Turpel now on celebrity shout-out app Cameo: “Birthday wishes, pep talks, mean-spirited roasts are a specialty, handcrafted for only $30 a pop!”
Dreams come true.
Listen: Is there another sport on the face of this earth where, as a true fan, you can sit, watch and ruthlessly mock every single moment?
Genius?
Listen: Unsinkable Project Ibelli buoys weary Surf Journalist overcome by doubt, despair; Gives him the power to denounce iconic Gerry Lopez!
Faith, restored!
Listen: Former world #11 and martial artist Luke Stedman on the stunning simpatico between surfing and Brazilian jiu-jitsu, “You have some dude sit on your face and rip your arm off, it’s so much fun! Getting beat up is a privilege right now! ”
A joyful excursion.
Revolutionary Project Ibelli shocks surf industry by raising 1/3 of needed amount in two days; The People™ to decide what message heroic Caio Ibelli puts on nose of board for Newcastle!
A rebel yell!
US Olympic Surf Coach responds to WSL’s hard woke pivot and claim that “conservative, whining, f*cking fascists” pollute gold-medal favourite US Olympic team!
Dirty, dirty water.
Listen: In stunning move, professional surf fans rise up as one, choose Caio Ibelli as champion, seek to wrest levers of control for The People™!
It's a revolution!
World Surf League Chief Strategy and Brand Officer lambasts political right in scorched earth screed: “The number of conservative, whining, f*cking fascists in the surfing world, some of which hold esteemed positions in companies and on Olympic teams, is pathetic!”
"I mean, come on. That is straight out of the fascism playbook."
