Listen: It is time for one brave male QS warrior to rise up, self-identify as female, qualify for the women’s championship tour and bring home the title!
History is calling, Tomas Hermes. Will you answer?
Listen: World’s most popular surfer Gabriel Medina reveals once-controversial, now widely-accepted, lifestyle adjustment!
Kelly Slater hates this!
World’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater appears on Australia’s #1 sport podcast, shares disdain for the medium: “I don’t love doing a lot of these things. I don’t have to by my contracts!”
Computer radio is for the birds.
Listen: World-famous big wave skier Chuck Patterson confronts alleged woman abuser in parking lot, becomes face of hot new superhero franchise!
Look at that wave... it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a man skiing Mavericks!
Listen: While professional surfing gasps its dying breaths, Gabriel Medina, Kanoa Igarashi, Leonardo Fioravanti and Kelly Slater are well advised to start their boy band!
And they shall call themselves "Sack Lunch 2.0."
Listen: World’s greatest big wave skier Chuck Patterson swings in to discuss love, loss, Big Macs and getting barreled at “The Place of Broken Skulls!”
Snitches get stitches.
Listen: “World Surf League attempts to broadcast beautiful rainbow of diversity, ends up with most whitewashed program in filmographic history!”
A vigorous shade of tan-adjacent.
Listen: “I once helped make a Make-A-Wish Foundation kid’s wish come true by tomahawking down a mountain following the world’s greatest snowboarder Travis Rice!”
Then I got an Orca.
Listen: “The holiday season is that most wonderful time of year we get together, as fans of professional surfing, and mercilessly criticize everything the World Surf League has done!”
A new tradition.
Listen: “The World Surf League ‘Cone of Silence’ immortalized by Australia mainstream media as BeachGrit takes reins of public relations!”
"Embarrassingly..."
Listen: Hollywood movie star and jiujitsu black belt Scott Caan on being summoned by Eddie Rothman, how Chas should’ve slain Ashton Goggans after the “slap that stopped the world” and the rise of VALs, “I remember when surf was punk. You didn’t see Range Rovers in the parking lot and rich people with foamies!”
Surfing, fighting, lounge kissing!
Listen: “Plump Pip is the exact sprinkling of holiday magic our weary world so desperately needs!”
Joy to the world!
