Listen: World Surf League announces new show “Surfing with Celebrities” borrowing wonderful idea from much-loved podcast!
You're welcome, world (surf league)!
Listen: After decades of silence, controversial surf journalist opens up about true style inspiration!
Fabulous.
Listen: Is surf localism simply a more historically rooted form of modern Karenism?
A real bummer, if true.
Listen: Calls grow for ex-professional surfer Matt Wilkinson to justify his bald-faced cultural appropriation of country music and the country music lifestyle!
Wonderbread.
Listen: Rottnest Island has fallen under a bleak curse and the only way to break the spell is with more Professor Lenny Collard!
Solution simple.
Listen: A massive, all-consuming civil war is set to pop between Surfline and the World Surf League. On which side will you fight, bleed, maybe die?
Bro against bro.
Listen: Champion of The People™ Caio Ibelli gets put through everyman grinder in Australia; a lock to win the Rip Curl Rottnest Search presented by Corona!
True grit!
Listen: Come ye weary travelers, grumpy locals, and rediscover the fountain of youth in the form of a highly addictive talc-like powder!
A love story.
Listen: Important surf voice Sam George can suck it!
And other important thoughts.
Listen: Where do Gabriel Medina and Neymar Jr. rank on all-time list of sporting power couples? Both reaching peak potency, thanks to each other, in the same year?
History in the works.
Voice of the World Surf League Joe Turpel now on celebrity shout-out app Cameo: “Birthday wishes, pep talks, mean-spirited roasts are a specialty, handcrafted for only $30 a pop!”
Dreams come true.
Listen: Is there another sport on the face of this earth where, as a true fan, you can sit, watch and ruthlessly mock every single moment?
Genius?