Rumor: Italian stud Leonardo Fioravanti reportedly copped massive $60,000 fine from World Surf League for daring share truth in post-heat interview!
Power corrupts.
Dearly departed surfer reveals “sins of father” responsible for onetime-prodigy Kolohe Andino’s inability to win a single championship tour event!
"Back in the day, when Dino was a hot commodity, I worked at Victory Wetsuits..."
World Surf League Chief Erik Logan claps back at “friends” who dared question wild crowd numbers for MEO Rip Curl Pro: “If you want to dispute the fact there was 51,000 people on the beach I’ll offer you this!”
Peak silly goose.
Blood Feud: World’s best vampire porn-cum-surf film director Michael Oblowitz fires dart at “the man who made Kelly Slater” Taylor Steele over world’s greatest unreleased masterpiece!
Heavy.
World Surf League’s Che Guevara-esque Chief of Strategy lambasts International Olympic Committee as “shameful” for refusing to recognize Hawaiian sovereignty!
A crisis brewing?
As illicit lovers TJ Holmes and Amy Robach disappear after beer-fueled Mexico smooch session, surf enthusiasts wonder if they’ve secreted away to hush-hush Salina Cruz!
What happens in Salina Cruz stays in Salina Cruz.
Surf legend Kelly Slater telegraphs death, end of career, in naked new interview: “My competitive flame is burning low, but it can spark up at times.”
The king is still alive. Long live the king.
World Surf League appears to troll Bethany Hamilton, posts official “men’s championship tour rankings” after Pro Pipeline as 1) Carissa Moore, 2) Tyler Wright, 3) Lakey Peterson and so on!
You can't script this!
American icon Pamela Anderson admits to lying about her feelings for surf great Kelly Slater, declares him her “big love, actually!”
Champion in water. Champion on land.
Come be inspired by Eddie winner and blue collar hero Luke Shepardson: “Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh!”
Listen to a tall tale from the mouth of a tall tale.
Intense pressure grows on World Surf League to implement changes after “most prestigious surf contest on earth” makes mockery of judging format!
Hands wring in Santa Monica.
In blistering attack on surf industry, social media influencer Dan Bilzerian declares “nobody likes surfing pictures on Instagram!”
Depressing.