Santa Barbara darling, pro surfer rep Conner Coffin savages World Surf League Chief Strategy Officer Dave Prodan in scintillating new interview: “I surfed a heat in waist high onshore sh*t to decide my fate on tour!”
"It sucked. I hated it honestly."
Dirty Water: Malibu realtor dubbed “Angriest Man in Surfing” details wild struggle as First Point enforcer, “People think I’m crazy but I’m trying to regulate a crowd of f$#king idiots!”
“My blood pressure? Dude! It’s f$#king through the roof! Are you kidding me? It’s nuts!”
Controversy explodes as surfers trade blows over whether vans with curtains covering windows belong exclusively to perverts or are an acceptable post-session setup!
Hot topic.
Dirty Water: Beloved surf-hero Peter Mel on his bombshell wave at Mavericks and the reckless flirtation with Methamphetamine that nearly put him behind bars, “When you’re at your lowest it feels nothing can help you!”
The year of the Condor continues!
Surfers grow increasingly frustrated with leading surf forecaster’s unimaginative “super swell” monikers, turn to serial killers for inspiration!
Blame Surfline.
Dirty Water with existentialist Julian Wilson, “I thought I watched Bruce Irons die in front of me, I thought I watched Nathan Fletcher die in front of me, I thought I was going to die!”
And a wild account of watching Maya Gabeira being pounded into unconsciousness at fifteen-foot Teahupoo…
Brilliant award-winning author, once viciously called “kook” by preeminent surf historian Matt Warshaw, bravely surfs Reunion Island in face of bull shark attack spree for compelling new podcast series!
Quality business from the best.
Mainstream shocked to discover tacit approval of “grom abuse” amongst surfers in wake of disturbing video featuring the great Kelly Slater and young boy getting drilled into reef due elder falling from sky!
Topsy-turvy times.
Dirty Water: Gary “Kong” Elkerton on navigating life when the legend fades, “It’s not easy, it’s f#$ken hard, dude…Sunny, Shmoo, something clicked in their lives that left them feeling empty, they had nothing!”
"I know between 1985 and 1990 I was doing the best surfing on the planet. And that's what matters now… even as I hobble about in pain."
Journalist who interviewed pant-less Kelly Slater for stirring Sports Illustrated feature graciously shares exclusive intimate details of time spent with world’s greatest surfer!
Boxer brief.
The Brazilian-ification of Jack Robinson leads to stratospheric rise propelling young Australian to possible first world title and fulfillment of heavy childhood destiny!
Green and golden hair.
Dirty Water: World champion surfer Barton Lynch on being falsely outed as a “Commie Red”, living on “stolen land” and the wild viral success of his Karl Marx beard, “It was the most thoughtful and deliberate conversation I have ever had!”
"Stimulation of conversation is a good thing!"