In moment described as “most visually disturbing in surfing history,” World Surf League CEO Erik Logan wears likeness of reigning champion Filipe Toledo’s naked breast!
A golden era of goof.
Notorious social media censor Kelly Slater unblocks key surf industry personalities after debuting inspired eco-sandal!
"I like turtles."
Surf legend Kelly Slater seats himself between Lionel Messi and Lewis Hamilton, across from Serena Williams at sporting Valhalla’s grand banquet table!
Skål.
Two-time champ Tyler Wright stuns, delights fans by dragging heavy emotional baggage of child stardom to World Surf League’s highest peak!
"I really like what I'm doing at the moment."
Multiple-time world champ Tyler Wright’s recent and shocking accusation of abuse at hands of father resurfaces age-old question: “Are professional surfers born or made?”
Social scientists confounded!
American bloodbath at Margaret River as Kolohe Andino, Jake Marshall, Nat Young brutally executed alongside surf great Kelly Slater!
Red, white and extremely blue.
World Surf League’s much ballyhooed “Make or Break” Apple Television series rumored cancelled before third season set to feature Kelly Slater’s brutal decapitation!
That's all, folks.
Surf fans round on Erik Logan after World Surf League chief attempts to pat self on back: “This is without a doubt the best example of the pathetic word salad dishonest propaganda you’ve spewed!”
"Critical information" from "big cliffs."
World Surf League changes rules under cover of night allowing “former champions named Kelly Slater” to earn points as wildcard post mid-season cut!
THE MOMENTUM IS... never mind.
Rumor: Italian stud Leonardo Fioravanti reportedly copped massive $60,000 fine from World Surf League for daring share truth in post-heat interview!
Power corrupts.
Dearly departed surfer reveals “sins of father” responsible for onetime-prodigy Kolohe Andino’s inability to win a single championship tour event!
"Back in the day, when Dino was a hot commodity, I worked at Victory Wetsuits..."
World Surf League Chief Erik Logan claps back at “friends” who dared question wild crowd numbers for MEO Rip Curl Pro: “If you want to dispute the fact there was 51,000 people on the beach I’ll offer you this!”
Peak silly goose.