Listen: World Surf League officially announces new format change on Instagram; breaks records, convention, by receiving exactly 0% support!
Historical first.
Listen: In stunning reveal days ahead of the Olympics, the best surfers in the United States are not going to Tokyo!
Pure arrogance?
Listen: The best fins-free surfer the world has ever known is not the great Derek Hynd but rather standup boogie king Danny Kim!
Sliding and gliding.
Listen: Surf journalist wonders which of world’s top 20 surfers, man or woman, has the greatest capacity to become axe murderer; receives confirmation almost immediately!
Assassino do machado.
Listen: World Surf League announces new show “Surfing with Celebrities” borrowing wonderful idea from much-loved podcast!
You're welcome, world (surf league)!
Listen: After decades of silence, controversial surf journalist opens up about true style inspiration!
Fabulous.
Listen: Is surf localism simply a more historically rooted form of modern Karenism?
A real bummer, if true.
Listen: Calls grow for ex-professional surfer Matt Wilkinson to justify his bald-faced cultural appropriation of country music and the country music lifestyle!
Wonderbread.
Listen: Rottnest Island has fallen under a bleak curse and the only way to break the spell is with more Professor Lenny Collard!
Solution simple.
Listen: A massive, all-consuming civil war is set to pop between Surfline and the World Surf League. On which side will you fight, bleed, maybe die?
Bro against bro.
Listen: Champion of The People™ Caio Ibelli gets put through everyman grinder in Australia; a lock to win the Rip Curl Rottnest Search presented by Corona!
True grit!
Listen: Come ye weary travelers, grumpy locals, and rediscover the fountain of youth in the form of a highly addictive talc-like powder!
A love story.