EAT BEACHGRIT SPAM!
It's Daily!
His precioussssss.
"I've swum Pipeline, I've swum some of the heaviest breaks in the world and no wave, but no wave, is like Teahupoo."
A heavy blow.
"Throw your best suggestions at me and perhaps BeachGrit can call naming rights for its first ever human."
Tainted?
Do you love the Dead? Prepare to meet your demise.
"A hooker of hollandaise."
“Mangez le rat!”
"What can it possibly mean?"
Ultra paradigm shifting.
Death in the mid morning.
"Who knows. Who cares."