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Revered economist deduces there are approximately 720,000 professional surfers on earth!

Too many.

By Chas Smith

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Unnecessary. Photo: boring surf contest

Revered economist deduces there are approximately 720,000 professional surfers on earth!

Too many.

By Chas Smith

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Twins. Photo: @LairdSuperFood

Lonely surf journalist gets back down to “The People’s Work” after premium surf blog Stab abdicates duty!

Afflicting the comfortable and comforting the afflicted.

By Chas Smith

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Smith (foreground) on the way.

Storm tested California surf journalist departs for New England in order to advise and direct as Hurricane Lee set to slam into region

Help on the way.

By Chas Smith

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Toledo (pictured) repping. Photo: WSL

Pressure grows on Filipe Toledo to vacate Olympic slot after shock admission that he’s afraid to surf Teahupo’o

"Pull in or pull out."

By Chas Smith

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A lot going on (pictured). Photo: Places

Wrestle bear Hulk Hogan slips shock confession to podcast giant Joe Rogan that he wishes he’d been born surf god Laird Hamilton

Classic dysmorphia.

By Chas Smith

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Stickers reading “Dave Prodan Killed Surfing” mysteriously appear at Lower Trestles ahead of Rip Curl WSL Finals!

World Surf League chief strategist outed!

By Chas Smith

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New details of former World Surf League CEO Erik Logan’s rage problem emerge as leak reveals randy boss told beloved top five surfer “I’ll ruin you!”

Logan gone but collaborators remain.

By Chas Smith

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Maya (left) and the father of the surf industry. Photo: Instagram

World Record big wave surfer Maya Gabeira roasts surf industry after annual Waterman’s Ball award show!

"I forgot a surf industry even exists."

By Chas Smith

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Surf demigod Laird Hamilton ravishes hater’s mind with high-performance SUP move that will live on in eternity!

There's only one Laird Hamilton.

By Chip Douglas

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World Surf League culture of “toxic positivity” tied directly to tawdry fall of former chief executive Erik Logan!

Oozing pus.

By Chas Smith

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Zuckerberg (left) going full retard. Ziff (right) with his best friend. Photo: Hell

“Super cool, super fit” Mark Zuckerberg and World Surf League owner Digglin’ Dirk Ziff locked in death battle for title of “worst billionaire in surfing!”

Cage match without the cage.

By Chas Smith

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A poor, young child and a place he will never be allowed to visit.

Acting World Surf League CEO Emily Hofer castigated for brutalist exclusionary policies at “rich people only” Surf Ranch facility!

Rich People and Purpose.

By Chas Smith

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