Listen: Wavepool maestro Cheyne Magnusson talks “midget naked asian boys jumping out of cakes” and making magic at vintage Palm Springs tank, “Gimme a bunch of knobs to move water and I can make it sing!”
Everything you ever wanted to know about artificial wave creation in one easy to swallow pill.
Listen: “When all is said and done, Taj Burrow is the world’s most popular surfer, Channel Islands the world’s most popular board!”
They're number1!
Listen, shaper Jon Pyzel talks “depraved Screaming Eagles” and more on Dirty Water: “I would sacrifice myself before I sawed through a little girl!”
Enter the castle of John John Florence's lifelong shaper…
Listen, CJ Hobgood talks “wild meth sex shacks” and more on Dirty Water: “The only way that I can understand being free is to totally expose everything about me!”
Our most exciting recorded conversation yet…
Listen: “Kelly Slater has done more damage to the earth than any single non-politician of the last decade!”
Join Chas Smith and Steve “Longtom” Shearer on Dirty Water, episode seven…
WSL missionaries Erik Logan and Pat O’Connell star in episode six of Dirty Water: “BeachGrit is authenticity, he is the beating heart of what we love, the kryptonite to the Wall of Positive Noise!”
Fruitless discourse!
Listen: Master shaper Matt “Mayhem” Biolos on Californian life under the “commie” Jackboot; the perfection of pure Marxism; getting drunk watching Larry David!
A virtual three-way! Episode five of podcast, Dirty Water.
Listen: Surfer “comedian” Luke Cederman on COVID-19 lockdown in New Zealand, “We have people over here with pitchforks and torches. If someone’s doing something wrong, ‘Get ‘em , throw ‘em in jail, fine ‘em!’ It’s turned everyone against each other!”
Neighbour against neighbour on Dirty Water, episode four.
Listen: Soul Queen Andrew Kidman and Lit-God Longtom hit the WSL’s “utter bastardisation” of surfing, the murder of surfing’s greatest underdog and the “value of freedom for surfers, right now!”
Who got killed in his bath on the North Shore? The mystifying behaviour of the WSL! The joy of early infection! And why three-time world champ Tom Curren likes to play "White Face"!
Listen: “I play hard local and send people in all the time. In Covid-19, even the most pussy surfer can do it, ‘Hey Bro, stay six feet away!’ I don’t know why people aren’t owning their local right now!”
Episode two of Dirty Water, a weekly conversation between Chas Smith and Derek Rielly…
Listen: “24/7 should’ve treated Kelly Slater as an insane person like Tiger King. Every year that passes he gets more and more weirdly fascinating”
One hour of levity for these troubled times…
