"I hate the fact you can do everything better than me."
Melbourne-born Chris Hemsworth burst onto Australia’s cinematic scene as gorgeous 21-year-old Kim Hyde on the long-running soap opera Home and Away. Neither men nor women could look away from his chiseled good looks combined with an oozing charm and great international fame was certainly his to be had.
Well, he went out and grabbed it with star turns as Thor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Capt. Kirk’s pappy George in Star Trek and Dementus in Furiosa. Now 41, Hemsworth lives what appears to be a perfect life. Married to a Spanish model for fifteen years, father of three, homes in Los Angeles and Byron Bay, rock hard abs and baby blue eyes.
Oh. Plus he rips.
Unlike most celebrities who play the Sport of Kings, Hemsworth has enough talent to make a World Surf League Qualifying Series run. He could probably beat Edgard Groggia on the right day and he is not shy about sharing his talents, via social media, with hungry fans.
Most recently, the Order of Australia recipient was in Abu Dhabi and posted a video of him shredding Kelly Slater’s Middle Eastern tub, writing, “Spent 4 days surfing in the dessert [sic] eating good food and all round good vibes.”
It might have been one bit of “perfect life” too much for the increasingly ragged masses.
While some damned with faint praise, in the comments, and Rip Curl trying to curry favor with the star, a sentiment stood out more than others.
“I hate the fact you can do everything better than me.”
An understandable bit of coveting.
Well, David Lee Scales and I did not address Chris Hemsworth during our weekly chat, but did delve into whether professional surfers should date high schoolers or not. Very Home and Away.
Enjoy here.
Speaking of doppelgangers and Cam Richards… James Marsden.
Weekly 500mg testosterone injections sure do help him surf well.
second wave, tube exit, should hair flick instead…
Why
Are you insane?
Gal Godot is the wife you might not deserve be but tell me you’d kick her out of bed.
He grew up in Phillip island. Some very good waves there. Let’s put it this way: he was surfing before he was acting.
He was surfing before Phillip Island was an island.
Anyone who wants to say he doesn’t surf pretty well should post video of themself surfing better and also identifying themself by their real name. I’m guessing nobody does.
I was going too, but everyone else posts them for me.
I would but posting video’s of yourself surfing is lame as.
He’s not bad but the QS would eat him alive
Think this guy read Chad’s sharticle before writing his own?
https://www.theinertia.com/surf/chris-hemsworth-wave-pool-surfing/
Gary Linneker might be looking for a job.
Dessert?
Makes me feel better that the cunt’s semi literate.
ripping ?
yeh, nah.
It was a great show. Had it all.
I meant that as actual encouragement. Dez is quirky like that.
That episode with ‘in the air tonight’ playing over DJ driving around moodily (as usual) still gives me goosebumps thinking about it 40+ years later.
Fucking Michael Mann. Heat is still one of the best movies ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aMCzRj3Syg
So good.
Maybe it needs more Miami Vice, and a Tubbs sidekick
What kind of suck arsery is this, Chris Hemsworth is a very average surfer ,you can’t act good surfing no matter how long he spends in the pool or ocean,hell always have that ugly I started surfing late style,great actor who knows could be a great guy too,loves his own muscles more than most but will always be an average surfer ,you just can’t act great surfing .
keep licking those Hemsworth cherubs tho,might get you a signed photo for your bat pack.
You made a Disqus account just to say this?
What else do you expect Kelly to do with his spare time?
lol…
Yes
I agree, his skills on the board are “ok” for a celebrity but don’t conflate that with being able to be a Brazillian pro. Hemsworth cant even do an open face carve, so common now
50 yearolds talking about bangin highschoolers is creepier than griff actually bangin em
Who said anything about that? We discussed dating. Not your Diddy take.
Its the only reason people date
low frequency decision making here
DR not into short things
nice cutback
You’re as relentless Israel’s bombing of Gaza.
Incoming!!!!
IUs this tripe the antidote to the missing JP and JenSee contest wraps?
Yes.
What happened to the wraps?
Yes he rips compared to Chas and Scales, but not like his dj buddy..