Chris Hemsworth (pictured) making plebeians mad. Photo: Instagram
Chris Hemsworth (pictured) making plebeians mad. Photo: Instagram

Chris Hemsworth infuriates fans with Surf Abu Dhabi bender

"I hate the fact you can do everything better than me."

Melbourne-born Chris Hemsworth burst onto Australia’s cinematic scene as gorgeous 21-year-old Kim Hyde on the long-running soap opera Home and Away. Neither men nor women could look away from his chiseled good looks combined with an oozing charm and great international fame was certainly his to be had.

Well, he went out and grabbed it with star turns as Thor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Capt. Kirk’s pappy George in Star Trek and Dementus in Furiosa. Now 41, Hemsworth lives what appears to be a perfect life. Married to a Spanish model for fifteen years, father of three, homes in Los Angeles and Byron Bay, rock hard abs and baby blue eyes.

Oh. Plus he rips.

Unlike most celebrities who play the Sport of Kings, Hemsworth has enough talent to make a World Surf League Qualifying Series run. He could probably beat Edgard Groggia on the right day and he is not shy about sharing his talents, via social media, with hungry fans.

Most recently, the Order of Australia recipient was in Abu Dhabi and posted a video of him shredding Kelly Slater’s Middle Eastern tub, writing, “Spent 4 days surfing in the dessert [sic] eating good food and all round good vibes.”

It might have been one bit of “perfect life” too much for the increasingly ragged masses.

While some damned with faint praise, in the comments, and Rip Curl trying to curry favor with the star, a sentiment stood out more than others.

“I hate the fact you can do everything better than me.”

An understandable bit of coveting.

Well, David Lee Scales and I did not address Chris Hemsworth during our weekly chat, but did delve into whether professional surfers should date high schoolers or not. Very Home and Away.

Enjoy here.

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Norah
Norah
1 year ago

Speaking of doppelgangers and Cam Richards… James Marsden.

Sit down to pee
Sit down to pee
1 year ago

Weekly 500mg testosterone injections sure do help him surf well.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
1 year ago

second wave, tube exit, should hair flick instead…

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Why

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

Are you insane?

Gal Godot is the wife you might not deserve be but tell me you’d kick her out of bed.

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

He grew up in Phillip island. Some very good waves there. Let’s put it this way: he was surfing before he was acting.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

He was surfing before Phillip Island was an island.

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

Anyone who wants to say he doesn’t surf pretty well should post video of themself surfing better and also identifying themself by their real name. I’m guessing nobody does.

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

I was going too, but everyone else posts them for me.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

I would but posting video’s of yourself surfing is lame as.

Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

He’s not bad but the QS would eat him alive

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago
Reply to  Noncompetitor

Think this guy read Chad’s sharticle before writing his own?
https://www.theinertia.com/surf/chris-hemsworth-wave-pool-surfing/

Low wide stinkbug stance
Low wide stinkbug stance
1 year ago

Gary Linneker might be looking for a job.

Ando
Ando
1 year ago

Dessert?
Makes me feel better that the cunt’s semi literate.

Mochillupo
Mochillupo
1 year ago

ripping ?
yeh, nah.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago

It was a great show. Had it all.
I meant that as actual encouragement. Dez is quirky like that.

channelbottom
channelbottom
1 year ago
Reply to  Otto

That episode with ‘in the air tonight’ playing over DJ driving around moodily (as usual) still gives me goosebumps thinking about it 40+ years later.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Fucking Michael Mann. Heat is still one of the best movies ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aMCzRj3Syg

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago

So good.

Otto
Otto
1 year ago

Maybe it needs more Miami Vice, and a Tubbs sidekick

Raymondo
Raymondo
1 year ago

What kind of suck arsery is this, Chris Hemsworth is a very average surfer ,you can’t act good surfing no matter how long he spends in the pool or ocean,hell always have that ugly I started surfing late style,great actor who knows could be a great guy too,loves his own muscles more than most but will always be an average surfer ,you just can’t act great surfing .
keep licking those Hemsworth cherubs tho,might get you a signed photo for your bat pack.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
1 year ago
Reply to  Raymondo

You made a Disqus account just to say this?

Otto
Otto
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

What else do you expect Kelly to do with his spare time?

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

lol…

Raymondo
Raymondo
1 year ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yes

Ethan’s  Silverback butt
Ethan’s Silverback butt
1 year ago
Reply to  Raymondo

I agree, his skills on the board are “ok” for a celebrity but don’t conflate that with being able to be a Brazillian pro. Hemsworth cant even do an open face carve, so common now

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago

50 yearolds talking about bangin highschoolers is creepier than griff actually bangin em

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago

Who said anything about that? We discussed dating. Not your Diddy take.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Its the only reason people date

Montana Surfers Journal
Montana Surfers Journal
1 year ago

low frequency decision making here

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

DR not into short things

Happy Camper
Happy Camper
1 year ago

nice cutback

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago

You’re as relentless Israel’s bombing of Gaza.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

Incoming!!!!

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
1 year ago

IUs this tripe the antidote to the missing JP and JenSee contest wraps?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Durban Poison

Yes.

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
1 year ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

What happened to the wraps?

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
1 year ago

Yes he rips compared to Chas and Scales, but not like his dj buddy..


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