Papa? John Daly (left) and John Florence (right).
Papa? John Daly (left) and John Florence (right).

John John Florence paternity thrown into doubt, again, with freshly leaked John Daly DJ Khaled party photos!

"The likeness is uncanny!"

Filipe Toledo, and his small wave mastery, unfortunately being damned. The two-time World Surf League champion should, by all rights, be riding high. Not one, but two, World Surf League championships secured at “The Proving Grounds” now known as Lower Trestles. Five more, or however much longer Finals Day will be at Lowers, all but a certainty.

He should be everything, everywhere all at once.

Except he is not.

Yes, reality is a troublesome mistress and the Brazilian flyboy, made famous via timidity, is certainly wonder why his star is not shining brighter. Why potential commercial parterres are not flocking to his door. Why his is not the “face of the brand.” Why social media is, again, consumed with John John Florence being sired by a famous father.

Let the record state that John John Florence’s real father is an author but social media gonna social media. Years ago, there was near folk certainty that Florence was progeny of one Kelly Slater. So much heat around, in fact, that one that even The Inertia covered in depth.

Now?

A fire is raging that John Daly is papa. The iconic golfer was recently snapped celebrating DJ Khaled’s birthday party and eagle eyed surf fans were stunned by Daly and Florence’s almost exact likeness. From eyes to nose to mouth to smile. Certainly undeniable. Daly’s approach to institutionalized golf, also, much the same as Florence’s to professional surfing. The aforementioned surf fans are busily examining the record, wondering if Daly was playing Turtle Bay’s course some 31-years-ago. Searching for receipts.

Filipe Toledo, meanwhile, wondering why surf fans aren’t wondering if his father is actually Mario Van Peebles.

More as the story develops.

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tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

just dropped $3.99 on John Sr’s kindle post for tonight’s happy hour read…

Com Turren
Com Turren
2 years ago
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
JoJo the Dog Faced Boy
2 years ago

A piece on that kid Diesel Storm Butts and how he got/likes his name would be more interesting at this stage…and less of a stretch.

Stick man
Stick man
2 years ago

John John Daly

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 years ago

Who is ppl?

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
2 years ago

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John Daly’s actual son is cut from the same cloth as his dad.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
2 years ago

#slownewsday

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago

The inertia will never miss a chance at taking a sniff of a fart in the wind

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
2 years ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

Sam George will take multiple sniffs, as close to the source as possible.

Mapski
Mapski
2 years ago

Guess you plan on never setting foot on Oahu again.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

Chas or John Sr? just down-loaded his pamphlet…John’s that is. I’ll report later…

Barrelled
Barrelled
2 years ago

Beautifully written prose Charles. Brings a tear to my eye.


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