"The United States Olympic Committee is concerned. They want medals and preferably gold."
"I'm coming for you Gabriel Medina!"
The entire arc from beginning to end in nauseatingly specific depth, featuring surfing's august historian Matt Warshaw!
Wildness and primitivism!
Orlando PD on full alert!
It's a new day in Florida!
Brings honor back to a long line of Gogganses!
"As a professional sport, indoor surfing isn't particularly lucrative..."
We're gonna need a bigger foil.
A wonderful example for our fractured times!
And I need your help!
"I think this guy could die tomorrow!"
"Putting them in captivity should allow violent means if necessary to free them. Makes me crazy angry."
"The electric hydrofoil board is designed to allow surfing even without any waves and removes one of the major obstacles to learning the sport of surfing."