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longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
1 month ago
Southern California has been pumping for months, right?
1a. Positive comments only. 1b. No negative comments.
Must sound like an imbecile & dress like a circus clown. Must be able to continuously talk for 35mins. Have an understanding of the words: all time, epic & clutch.
Can anyone tell me why it’s off? Saturday here and its pissing down, beer fridge is full and 25 minutes away from being 20 ta 8 in the fucking morning ya dog cunts
What did any of us expect? Why are we watching this drivel? What do we think is going to happen? Who are we? Why are we here? What happens when we die? Will the universe expand forever?
Mrs. Ziff has been texting Renato asking why as well.
Tom House
1,490 comments · 27 upvotes since Sept 24
1 month ago
It’s been 30 years since I first started paying attention to pro surfing, and I’m still searching for a compelling reason it exists. I’m a masochist I guess.
tim_nelsen
18,390 comments · 25 upvotes since Sept 24
1 month ago
“Hurricane Marie Washes Up Dead Body on Malibu Beach…”
Who ya got on your bucket list?
Strayan Cunt
1 month ago
Cunts. Why’s it off, thought it was the best day of the waiting period?
Yes. The tribe was able to gather. When was the last time that happened ?
Now the tribe are all able to go to Kolohe’s big premier tonight. Can you imagine how excited they must be. To rub shoulders with the who’s who of San Clemente surfing.
It’s the premiere of their new surf team video tonight in SC.
I know this because he was on Dooma and Dane’s pod a couple weeks ago talking about the brand. And the commentators were talking, this morning, about the premiere, when the wildcard in heat two was surfing; as he’s a team rider.
I missed all of Kolohe’s entire career, as I wasn’t paying attention to him or his heats, so I actually don’t mind him very much. As far as pro surfers go he seems fine enough to me. Wish him the best with his venture, although I’d rather be bareback than wear the T-shirt he wore onto the podcast.
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Southern California has been pumping for months, right?
More lefts.
WSL Commentator Rules & Regulations
1a. Positive comments only.
1b. No negative comments.
Must sound like an imbecile & dress like a circus clown.
Must be able to continuously talk for 35mins.
Have an understanding of the words: all time, epic & clutch.
When the one thing happens that will make the clip live on for eternity, just say “little splaaash”
*inhibiting
Depends if Lebanese are “Australian”.
Perfect day for a children’s bodyboarding competition or centenarian longboard contest.
You can watch the US Open of Adaptive surfing.
Can anyone tell me why it’s off? Saturday here and its pissing down, beer fridge is full and 25 minutes away from being 20 ta 8 in the fucking morning ya dog cunts
well it’s because the waves suck ass
Its Slowers, what did they expect?
What did any of us expect? Why are we watching this drivel? What do we think is going to happen? Who are we? Why are we here? What happens when we die? Will the universe expand forever?
Mrs. Ziff has been texting Renato asking why as well.
It’s been 30 years since I first started paying attention to pro surfing, and I’m still searching for a compelling reason it exists. I’m a masochist I guess.
“Hurricane Marie Washes Up Dead Body on Malibu Beach…”
Who ya got on your bucket list?
Cunts. Why’s it off, thought it was the best day of the waiting period?
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Comment of the month from Rich
2 heat day. think it was worth all the staff salary and other operational overhead?
Yes. The tribe was able to gather. When was the last time that happened ?
Now the tribe are all able to go to Kolohe’s big premier tonight. Can you imagine how excited they must be. To rub shoulders with the who’s who of San Clemente surfing.
what premiere?
Kolohe has launched a new clothing brand …again.
It’s the premiere of their new surf team video tonight in SC.
I know this because he was on Dooma and Dane’s pod a couple weeks ago talking about the brand. And the commentators were talking, this morning, about the premiere, when the wildcard in heat two was surfing; as he’s a team rider.
I missed all of Kolohe’s entire career, as I wasn’t paying attention to him or his heats, so I actually don’t mind him very much. As far as pro surfers go he seems fine enough to me. Wish him the best with his venture, although I’d rather be bareback than wear the T-shirt he wore onto the podcast.
Fudo
Tom Curren is there!
Off?
fmd.
It’s off for the day!
during what was supposed to be the best day of the waiting period—imagine what’s next!
Specials never fails to dissapoint.
Oh well, off to do things.
That really sucks. I hope you heal quickly.
worth more to me than any Vaer watch
It’s a rainy-last-day-of-vacation-blues kind of day for me, so I might as well wait.
What’s this Seager cowboy surfer crap?
Surfers can’t be cowboys, and cowboys hate surfers.
Keith Malloy
Malloy
Must have been tough…
Ran into Mike today…
At the liquor store…
He bought his usual twelve pack…light
I bought my six…banquet beer…Coors…
“Malloy…”
“Hey, I know you…”
His eyes saw mine…
“How have you been?” He asked me…
I’ve been fine…
“Got the ranch?”
“Still got it…”
“How the hell are the boys/”
“Doin’ just fine…”
“How are your girls?”
“Prettier than puddin’…”
“Still mixing it up, Mike?”
Not at Faria…
Great…
My girls are safe…
All 3 of them.
I don’t care Eddie. I’m American woman now. I want what’s coming to meeee
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Anything worth scrolling for below gents?
any meltdowns, or blow-ups or witty comments?
Is that all your here for?
One of those guys…
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Comment of the month
is dat a blank stare? i see nothin…
Click on it
What happened to Hippy?
No one knows. Been m.i.a. From bg for a week
He’ll be back.
or maybe you might be the one to have to run a welfare check on him?
I emailed him no reply. He’s blocked my phone and what’s app over a year ago for some reason. Politics maybe. He’s a touch unstable tbh
His name doesn’t come up on any obit’s in the town he lives in so likely just avoiding us like the plague.
Nice job searching Barreled. Sherlock Holmes
babaahahahahahaha
That’s a 10 across the board mate