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longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Southern California has been pumping for months, right?

Jack John Johnson

More lefts.

Occy's Nostril

WSL Commentator Rules & Regulations

1a. Positive comments only.
1b. No negative comments.

Must sound like an imbecile & dress like a circus clown.
Must be able to continuously talk for 35mins.
Have an understanding of the words: all time, epic & clutch.

Low wide stinkbug stance

When the one thing happens that will make the clip live on for eternity, just say “little splaaash”

FlintyBadman

*inhibiting

Low wide stinkbug stance

Depends if Lebanese are “Australian”.

mike m

Perfect day for a children’s bodyboarding competition or centenarian longboard contest.

Rich Marx

You can watch the US Open of Adaptive surfing.

Strayan Cunt

Can anyone tell me why it’s off? Saturday here and its pissing down, beer fridge is full and 25 minutes away from being 20 ta 8 in the fucking morning ya dog cunts

Tom House

well it’s because the waves suck ass

Strayan Cunt

Its Slowers, what did they expect?

Tom House

What did any of us expect? Why are we watching this drivel? What do we think is going to happen? Who are we? Why are we here? What happens when we die? Will the universe expand forever?

Jack John Johnson

Mrs. Ziff has been texting Renato asking why as well.

Tom House

It’s been 30 years since I first started paying attention to pro surfing, and I’m still searching for a compelling reason it exists. I’m a masochist I guess.

tim_nelsen

“Hurricane Marie Washes Up Dead Body on Malibu Beach…”

Who ya got on your bucket list?

Strayan Cunt

Cunts. Why’s it off, thought it was the best day of the waiting period?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Comment of the month from Rich

Com Turren

2 heat day. think it was worth all the staff salary and other operational overhead?

Barnycle

Yes. The tribe was able to gather. When was the last time that happened ?

Now the tribe are all able to go to Kolohe’s big premier tonight. Can you imagine how excited they must be. To rub shoulders with the who’s who of San Clemente surfing.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

what premiere?

Barnycle

Kolohe has launched a new clothing brand …again.

It’s the premiere of their new surf team video tonight in SC.

I know this because he was on Dooma and Dane’s pod a couple weeks ago talking about the brand. And the commentators were talking, this morning, about the premiere, when the wildcard in heat two was surfing; as he’s a team rider.

I missed all of Kolohe’s entire career, as I wasn’t paying attention to him or his heats, so I actually don’t mind him very much. As far as pro surfers go he seems fine enough to me. Wish him the best with his venture, although I’d rather be bareback than wear the T-shirt he wore onto the podcast.

Jack John Johnson

Fudo

Jack John Johnson

Tom Curren is there!

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Off?

fmd.

Barrelled

It’s off for the day!

Com Turren

during what was supposed to be the best day of the waiting period—imagine what’s next!

@TheRealJackMeoff

Specials never fails to dissapoint.
Oh well, off to do things.

Sofa Surfer

That really sucks. I hope you heal quickly.

Com Turren

worth more to me than any Vaer watch

Sofa Surfer

It’s a rainy-last-day-of-vacation-blues kind of day for me, so I might as well wait.

@TheRealJackMeoff

What’s this Seager cowboy surfer crap?
Surfers can’t be cowboys, and cowboys hate surfers.

Noncompetitor

Keith Malloy

tim_nelsen

Malloy

Must have been tough…

Ran into Mike today…

At the liquor store…

He bought his usual twelve pack…light

I bought my six…banquet beer…Coors…

“Malloy…”

“Hey, I know you…”

His eyes saw mine…

“How have you been?” He asked me…

I’ve been fine…

“Got the ranch?”

“Still got it…”

“How the hell are the boys/”

“Doin’ just fine…”

“How are your girls?”

“Prettier than puddin’…”

“Still mixing it up, Mike?”

Not at Faria…

Great…

My girls are safe…

Barrelled

All 3 of them.

Com Turren

I don’t care Eddie. I’m American woman now. I want what’s coming to meeee

Noncompetitor

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longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

Anything worth scrolling for below gents?

any meltdowns, or blow-ups or witty comments?

@TheRealJackMeoff

Is that all your here for?
One of those guys…
https://youtu.be/Jne9t8sHpUc?si=Jt5HhH_xgoIVaI2K

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Comment of the month

tim_nelsen

is dat a blank stare? i see nothin…

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Click on it

@TheRealJackMeoff

What happened to Hippy?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

No one knows. Been m.i.a. From bg for a week

@TheRealJackMeoff

He’ll be back.
or maybe you might be the one to have to run a welfare check on him?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I emailed him no reply. He’s blocked my phone and what’s app over a year ago for some reason. Politics maybe. He’s a touch unstable tbh

Barrelled

His name doesn’t come up on any obit’s in the town he lives in so likely just avoiding us like the plague.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Nice job searching Barreled. Sherlock Holmes

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

babaahahahahahaha

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

That’s a 10 across the board mate

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