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From the shear-that-goddamn-shit-off-me dept: Firewire releases surfboard made from sheep hair!

You’re all filthy, gnawing rats killing the planet. Now buy this surfboard.

By Steve Rees

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From-the-lab: MIT Scientists use “artificial blubber” to create wetsuits twice as warm and half as thick!

Get your suit juiced! The ultimate after-market accessory!

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Crazy: Fisherman stabs man’s surfboard!

Man charged with assault with a dealing weapon (blade!), damage to personal property (board!)…

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Long Read: Surf Saves Bad Brains Frontman!

Ocean gives punk icon HR an anti-depressive lift!

By Steve Rees

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Surfer Dies in Outer Banks Storm Swell

One day you're going to ride your last wave. Think about it.

By Steve Rees

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Wanted: Surfers’ Fecal Samples!

Relief and scientific advancement!

By Steve Rees

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Millionaire surfers rejoice over Billionaire’s Defeat!

The magnificent Surfrider Foundation cracks billionaire's private beach fantasy!

By Steve Rees

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Breaking: Night surfing makes news!

Does this look fun? But what if you had MDMA?

By Steve Rees

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Unsettling! Body disrupts fun day at the beach!

What's the oddest thing you've encountered on the way to a surf?

By Steve Rees

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Kickstarter: Dolphin Slayer Video Game!

And other Kickstarter campaigns we'd love to see!

By Steve Rees

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Debate: Is Loving Sharks So Wrong?

Man who loves sharks rides on back of the biggest of them all!

By Steve Rees

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Olympics: Are we living in end times?

Does surf in the Olympics represent the start of something entirely new, something beautiful? Or no?

By Steve Rees

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Imagine: A Future Where Pools rule!

Twenty years forward, are we going to be living in a fabulous chlorinated utopia?

By Steve Rees

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