Burrrrrrrrr.
It is summer in Southern California, a happy time when beloved vice-presidents visit Disneyland and are celebrated by adoring fans, young children play hide and seek with Shutzstaffel re-enactors and surfers shed unsightly neoprene in order to enjoy the ocean in their natural states.
You can imagine the consternation, then, when those brave watermen living south of San Clemente went to beach in Birdwells, dipped a toe into the brine and nearly froze to death.
Yes, in a wicked turn, Pacific ocean temperatures have plunged, particularly, in San Diego anywhere from 63 degrees (Fahrenheit) to 69 degrees (also Fahrenheit).
The phenomenon is known as “upwelling.” According to the recently-gutted National Ocean and Atmospheric Administration, upwelling is thus:
Winds blowing across the ocean surface push water away. Water then rises up from beneath the surface to replace the water that was pushed away. This process is known as “upwelling.”
Upwelling occurs in the open ocean and along coastlines. The reverse process, called “downwelling,” also occurs when wind causes surface water to build up along a coastline and the surface water eventually sinks toward the bottom.
Water that rises to the surface as a result of upwelling is typically colder and is rich in nutrients. These nutrients “fertilize” surface waters, meaning that these surface waters often have high biological productivity. Therefore, good fishing grounds typically are found where upwelling is common.
For visual learners:

While the nutrient-rich waters might be appealing to fatties, the coldness that comes along with it is not appreciated, sending the aforementioned previously Birdwell-clad surfers into garages to dig out 5mm wetsuits, booties and hoods.
Those brave enough to paddle, at least, share a sort of brother/sisterhood experienced by surfers in Maine or Iceland.
Hearty folk in an unforgiving sea.
That’s trunks and a 1mil top for most in the northeast U.S.
Unseasonably warm round these parts. Only down to 17 today. Should be 14-16. No real NEsters yet. Sand gone from beaches in QLD all the way to Melbourne according to roving local reporters.
Fuck this Fahrenheit nonsense
Solana Beach the warmest always of all SD County. Seaside 70° Windansea 64°. Have fun softies and tell Jake to look more theatrical when kicking out…he might sell scores better.
Man, this manospheres’ gone soft.
As suspected, the Hot Chicks Giving an Alluring Look from Hospital Bed” trend has left the launchpad
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/suki-waterhouses-daring-fashion-choice-led-unexpected-health-scare-hospital-stay
I’m a stage of my existence where I’m willing to be kind of part of the problem in certain instances in order to get a wave or two.
I’ve fallen into this as well. Part of the kill-or-be-killed summer survival mentality…
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Thanks for this. I refuse to educate myself
Thank you!
Xox
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Cardiff water temp on-line said it was 70 degrees today.
What sort of pussy wears a wetsuit in those temperatures?
Aw yes, the old upwelling. Remember them well. Walking up to the local on a summer day you could feel the chill before you even got near the water. Then you notice everyone is wearing a full suit.
definitely had a brisk surf down at Uppers a couple weeks back. Didn’t check the water temp and walked down there with only board shorts and a jacket. Turned out to be 60 degrees.🥶
How’d your mid length twin go?
Was on an Album quad. the mid length is for competing with the guys on logs down at Church who want to take every damn wave.
My bikinis are so sad rn.
Awwww dear Jen, sending rad vibes!
Xox
I measured 58 degrees on my watch last week a little south of you, Chas.
How did you survive to tell the tale?
I was about to trunk it, luckily a buddy warned me how cold it was before I paddled. Wore a holy 4/3 and was still cold. Water temp is back up already.
4/3s really can be holy when necessary.
Thankfully my watch was monitoring my vitals. My O2 sat was 99, heart rate 93, cell service LTE strong connection. Don’t know how I would have survived without the great inventor Steve Apple and his constant reassurance that I was going to be okay.
Does it monitor THC levels?
I thought his name was Tim Apple ???
Who the fuck is Steve?
who consecrated your 4/3 such that it is holy? A priest? A rabbi? Does it ward off vampires?
Good old California in summer. People don’t realize how cold it can get. Santa Cruz can get freezing in summer with the upwelling, especially some of the south swell spots north of town.
Coldest winter I ever spent was summer in Santa Cruz.
Your an original.
My favorite Twain quote is “go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company”
Don’t want to rain on your parade, but the ‘good book’ says there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth there, nothing about good company.
I think it’s better to make other plans, while we have time.
Word and amen
How many lbs of 33 1/3” monkey wrench handles in a 6oz jar travelling at three locomotives per hectare is that in Celsius? I am guessing 12 but am happy to stand corrected.
Xox
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Well if you have a canoe on your head and four wheels fall off how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house……?