Do you have a pet, smoke and drink alcohol out of glass bottles? You might just be in luck.
Slacker surfers and Johnny Law are often at odds with each other (see: Big Wednesday). Beach badge checks, tickets for menacing and offensive localism, rioting in celebration of a surf contest then getting thrown in the clink etc. Not what would be called a “match made in heaven.”
Stunning, then, as surfers near and far are racing to Hollywood, Florida in order to skateboard on the boardwalk, drink alcohol out of glass containers in public, smoke, set up umbrellas over ten feet wide, or do any of the listed things that might just might get them arrested by “the world’s hottest police officer.”
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Yes, Florida’s southern bit certainly flails in terms of rideable waves but surfers are, as mentioned, incorrigible and one look at Hollywood PD’s Detective De Andrade had many racing to low-cost airfare websites to book passage.
Scooters, tables and pets could also lead to a chance meeting, surfers busily stuffing all three in bags instead of boards which will almost certainly go unridden.
So?
Fourth of July plans?
Hollywood bound?
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