Do you have a pet, smoke and drink alcohol out of glass bottles? You might just be in luck.
Slacker surfers and Johnny Law are often at odds with each other (see: Big Wednesday). Beach badge checks, tickets for menacing and offensive localism, rioting in celebration of a surf contest then getting thrown in the clink etc. Not what would be called a “match made in heaven.”
Stunning, then, as surfers near and far are racing to Hollywood, Florida in order to skateboard on the boardwalk, drink alcohol out of glass containers in public, smoke, set up umbrellas over ten feet wide, or do any of the listed things that might just might get them arrested by “the world’s hottest police officer.”
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Yes, Florida’s southern bit certainly flails in terms of rideable waves but surfers are, as mentioned, incorrigible and one look at Hollywood PD’s Detective De Andrade had many racing to low-cost airfare websites to book passage.
Scooters, tables and pets could also lead to a chance meeting, surfers busily stuffing all three in bags instead of boards which will almost certainly go unridden.
So?
Fourth of July plans?
Hollywood bound?
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ChazzMM should head there immediately, to write half a story
‘Leaving Hollywood Beach’
There’s something weird going on with her left hand.
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That’s… uncomfortable to look at.
Bet Dez would love a squeeze..
Can you imagine the amount of pork stuffing she’s taken over the years? Between her first weekend at the academy to her rapid rise to detective?
I shiver at the thought.
I find it somewhat amusing that the only term, (class of humans), that would truly fit that scenario is ‘surfers’—-‘surfers’ fly to Florida to get arrested by worlds hottest cop—its like totally believable man.
Try inserting skiers, skaters, sport-players, etc, and it just sounds fake—but ‘surfers’, ya——believable.
But not sure if that’s a compliment—or what…..….
She’s a “fucking” cop though…
Ok, I withdraw the comment..,.
Bet she has some extra sets of cuffs at home.
And not a line on portable speakers. People who bring them to the beach should have them shoved up their asses. It’s the worst fucking thing.
Somewheres about 20 years ago was pulled over in Seal Beach during some weekend comp by this gorgeous J Lo look alike in her prime prime just fly. All I could do was talk (flirt) my way out of it.
I’ll be spending the 4th at the ready with the garden hose and a fire extinguisher given that where I live turns into the bridge scene from Apocalypse Now with the amount of illegal fireworks being launched over the rooftops.
You may also want to take down your hammer and sickle May Day celebration flag. After all, we’re nearing the end of June.
To the contrary—the people who possess half a brain are taking the American Flag back from mindless MAGA king worshipping peasants.
https://www.newsweek.com/free-america-protests-nationwide-july-4-2092433
Is it really an organic protest when Soros pays you to be there?
To that end, I’d agree that Trump is on the more profitable end of things—instead of paying his base, he’s got his own base of peasants paying him for stupid shit like MAGA hats, NFTs, meme coins, all American cellphones made in China, and “luxury” watches with mineral glass and cheap Seiko movements😂🤣🤪
Emoji use is beneath you
Most things are beneath me as it happens
right beneath you https://x.com/KatieDaviscourt/status/1939353170498441516
isn’t downtown Portland beneath almost everyone though?
I don’t know man. Seems that place is right up your alley.
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My sketchiest July 4th was Kapahulu near Ft Ruger Market, about’93 skies aflame!
Went with some friends down to the Long Beach shoreline for one years ago. People firing bottle rockets horizontally into crowds. One set a woman’s hair ablaze in front of us. Mayhem. Some random walks out in the water with his fly fishing gear and starts casting. As were laughing at him he catches a good sized surf perch, then releases it and wanders back through the crowd as the Queen Mary fireworks show starts, mission accomplished.
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Here you go Chad
Score. Let the leering begin!
Barrelled “Poncherello” over here..