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• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 5 hours ago As requested by some American and Australian carpenters yesterday, here's a still shot of 'Aussie Chippy Chick' doing dangerous things with tools...
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 5 hours ago If your sister is within my age appropriate years of 44 to 56, has an up to date passport, likes animals (but not other peoples children), has a penchant for…
• On World’s winningest surfer Kelly Slater reveals no dessert for his children until the age of three, 20 hours ago Funny you mention that There's a couple of natural mineral water springs in our valley that I'm thinking about bottling. Or canning Or maybe cardboard boxes Depending on which is…
• On World’s winningest surfer Kelly Slater reveals no dessert for his children until the age of three, 1 day ago ..."in his time." And that point is the one that I must disagree with on my dear Cray. In my (admittedly fairly narrow and old-fashioned) opinion, he was shit till…
• On World’s winningest surfer Kelly Slater reveals no dessert for his children until the age of three, 1 day ago Kind of, but not reeeeally. He's more of a figurehead trained up and manufactured by clothing company's and a privately owned sporting 'league', whose opinions and skill levels have been…
• On Feminist who cheered Nova massacre shames surf icon with decade-old screenshot of private message, 2 days ago Don't know how she hasn't seriously injured herself yet. Puts up a dangerous power tools video on Facebook almost every day. Aussie Chippy Chick She's famous Check her page out…
• On World’s winningest surfer Kelly Slater reveals no dessert for his children until the age of three, 2 days ago My neighbours honey Sweet, but also good for your health. Get with the program Ke11ster, you can't just live on bone broth and salad...
• On World’s winningest surfer Kelly Slater reveals no dessert for his children until the age of three, 2 days ago I'm not much of a sweet tooth either Chaster, but presumably Ke11ster is talking about refined sugar, cos surely some natural raw dark honey like the stuff a bloke up…
• On Feminist who cheered Nova massacre shames surf icon with decade-old screenshot of private message, 2 days ago In adjacent kinda stuff I got this photo of our beloved Scrunty's new workmate Not hard to see why he works such long hours...
• On “I’m going to be a grandpa!” Daddy of three Kelly Slater, 54, reveals latest baby news, 5 days ago To all those here who don't come under the ANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) banner with it's origins in WW1, 'cobber' means mate, friend, buddy, pal etc...
• On “I’m going to be a grandpa!” Daddy of three Kelly Slater, 54, reveals latest baby news, 5 days ago Cobber A properly unique Strayan term...
• On “I’m going to be a grandpa!” Daddy of three Kelly Slater, 54, reveals latest baby news, 5 days ago The only time I ever got within talking distance of this 'grandfather to be' was at pumping 2xOH Sanur a couple of days after Parko won Keramas (which incidentally isn't…
• On Southern California surfers boil like hippos in tanks as ocean reaches record breaking temps, 6 days ago Chas was spotted heading out for a wave at his beloved Cardiff-by-the-Sea in his new flatulence powered suit this morning. And no need for his new longboard now (as seen…
• On Southern California surfers boil like hippos in tanks as ocean reaches record breaking temps, 6 days ago 'Shabu', as they call it over there, was always many surfers 'key takeaway' in the general General Luna loony area in the era that the event site was discovered and…
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 6 days ago Peak comp moments included a sign held by ecologically-minded locals. After the exposé that a Singapore-based haole had littered 34 years ago...
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 6 days ago You have a shop ? What sort ?
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 6 days ago Gurgling ? More like bloody turd burgling Sittin' on his arse for most of the bloody ride
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 6 days ago
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 6 days ago Cripes Are you an ancient bastard who DOESN'T follow the horses ? (heck I've been placing bets on them since I was in primary school and ain't about to give…
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 6 days ago Ahhhh Scrunty's first comment of the day Criiiikey Must've been at the Melbourne Cup... (I got each-way on the winner but only had 2 out of 3 in my trifecta)