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• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 2 days ago She looks reckless and unhinged. And she likes to drink. Gimmie the diggies.
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 2 days ago What’s her number? I can try to cheer her up.
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 2 days ago Lubeless is a carnal sin.
• On Standup Paddleboarding set to be classified as mental disorder by San Luis Obispo Superior Court, 2 days ago Yes, what is this Kelvin wave that I have been hearing lately? Hope it doesn’t involve math. I hate math.
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 1 week ago How bout carnt? Or Kunt. Or cüunt. Or cunst. Hope just typing that stuff didn’t take any revenue out of Derek’s income. Gotta love Derek. He’s a good kaaarnt.
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 1 week ago Charlie Mendina looks like he has mental problems. Internal struggles.
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 1 week ago Sweet lemon tart.
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 1 week ago The next predator to be named and outed in the great surfing Watergate scandal.
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 1 week ago Simmers is boiling over she said.
• On Live chat, Imelda Marcos Cloud 9 Pro, “The fight for survival justifies swindle and theft”, 1 week ago Dog cunt.
• On I’m boycotting but Live Chat the stupid WSL Philippine Contest Day 1 if you want, 2 weeks ago It’s off for the day I believe. I think I saw Joe Turps talking about calling it off or something but I had the sound down and really wasn’t paying…
• On I’m boycotting but Live Chat the stupid WSL Philippine Contest Day 1 if you want, 2 weeks ago A couple of my buddies from Kauai went to Cloud Nine like 12 years ago and said they ended up really blowing off some steam in the cathouses. They said…
• On I’m boycotting but Live Chat the stupid WSL Philippine Contest Day 1 if you want, 2 weeks ago Weren’t you supposed to win a watch deeks? I got mine almost a month ago. And I’m in Hawaii on an outer island. Nice watch. I’m sponsored by Beach Grit!!
• On Surf fans mourn after it-boy Timothee Chalamet declares he will never film a surfing movie, 2 weeks ago Aliens and Bigfoot walk amongst us. But where? Good on the not drinking. I always support people who try or have success with sobriety. Been there myself. Numerous times. We…
• On Confessions of a Reluctant Longboarder: Initiation, 2 weeks ago “Got to have Kaya now” Bob Marley. RIP. Always Positive Vibrations. Just got done changing transmission cooling lines on my truck. We had some difficulties. “How are you gonna get…
• On Surf fans mourn after it-boy Timothee Chalamet declares he will never film a surfing movie, 2 weeks ago Needs more Sauza. And drink the worm. Like a man.
• On Confessions of a Reluctant Longboarder: Initiation, 2 weeks ago Even better! Love your can do attitude. I remember someone was getting pretty worked up and concerned for your safety a few months ago when you were commenting on using…
• On Surf recluse Craig Anderson pockets $1 million profit after sale of beachside estate, 2 weeks ago Now he can afford the 4 hands massage.
• On Confessions of a Reluctant Longboarder: Initiation, 2 weeks ago We want Surfline Man back!
• On Confessions of a Reluctant Longboarder: Initiation, 2 weeks ago Hahaha.