Dane Reynolds releases new video channel along with manifesto: “I miss making surf videos despite the preposterousness of the pursuit!”

And, "I’m going to try and keep the bar low and get videos out rather than dwell on what’s worthy."

A gift, this afternoon, in the form of a big plate of liver mush fry topped with red-eye gravy from the still best surfer in the world, Ventura’s Danny Reynolds.

Reynolds, who is thirty-four and surrounded by bacon fat, has returned to the blog, vlog, whatever it is game, with Chapter 11 TV, a reboot of Marine Layer Productions, which was shuttered two years ago. 

In a manifesto posted to the homepage of Chappy Eleven, Reynolds writes,

Sometimes the absurdity of trying to make surf videos becomes perfectly clear. This particular morning I showed up before dawn and the waves weren’t what I had hoped for.

Mini had texted me the evening before ‘JW going off’ as I was making the kids dinner, which is kinda cruel as I can’t just drop everything for a session anymore, things have to be at least somewhat planned and evenings are mostly reserved for bathing, feeding, managing conflicts and trying to get the kids to bed early enough to have a brief moment of solace. So we agreed to meet first thing in the morning.

But by morning the swell had dropped and it was foggy and cold. I still paddled out to validate the effort. Surfing at dawn is awesome when the waves are exciting enough to get your blood pumping but trying to do airs at this hour is like waking up and doing gymnastics in a cold shower. Water trickled through the seams of my suit as I waited for a shitty little refraction off the jetty to connect with a meager 2 foot swell from the South Pacific so I can catch it and stand my fossilized body up on my surfboard and hopefully do a trick that I can post on my website.

Shit wasn’t coming together so I paddled down the beach where about a dozen people had gathered and there seemed to be a little more action. The waves were a little more interesting with even a few novelty tubes.

I notice a kid paddling for straight closeouts and getting pitched then sitting in the impact zone waiting for waves.

The best wave I’d seen all morning formulates just within paddling distance so I dart off. I see him darting off in the same direction. My goal is to catch a 2 foot clean little barrel, his goal is to not get smoked by a 2 foot clean little barrel.

I get into position.

As I’m dropping in I see him in my peripheral vision still paddling his ass off hoping to not get demoed.

He just makes it out of the way of the waves devastating blow, but bails his board to ensure no physical harm. I make the barrel but have to change my line to avoid hitting his board.

“I should snap on that kid” was my first thought.

Of course I would never because I hate bumming people out more than anything but I’ve been conditioned to think this is a worthy scenario for verbal abuse.

i grumble to myself “If you can’t hold on to your board in 2 ft surf you should be at a beginner spo-”

“Bro that was a SICK barrel!” He shouts which instantly disarms my thought process.

“Ha, yeah, that was a fun little one”

“BRO are you Dane?”

“Ha, yep…”

“Why aren’t you on tour anymore???”

“Cause I’m old and out of shape”

“Bro, but Kelly’s like 50 and he’s still doing IT!”

“Yeah I know… he should probably give it up”

“No way bro, NEVER give up on your dreams!”

This conversation is comical, his level of enthusiasm lifts my spirits.

“But you’re still a PRO SURFER right?”

“I don’t think there’s such a thing as a pro surfer anymore”

Kid was a little confused…

“Do you ever surf Tar Pits??”

Over the course of 2 hours of surfing no clips that i would typically put in a video were recorded, I came home to chaos of fighting children. Bobbie has a knack for spite which triggers Maggie who’s usually cool but when she passes the threshold of frustration there’s no coming back. Sammy loves the chaos and contributes at will. It was more tolerable than normal after getting a few little head dips.

In 2019 I surfed the least I ever have. I was running a business out of my garage while raising 3 kids under 5. Plus the waves in California were mostly shit and the few trips I made time for we got skunked.

With all the kids going to school and Former graduating out of my garage my goal for this year was to make more time for surfing. It’s my salvation.

I got excited to start Chapter 11 TV in January when I was surfing a lot and feeling pretty good about it and getting inspired by the new generation of local surfers. I miss making surf videos despite the preposterousness of the pursuit.

Things have changed for everyone since January and for me has slowed the development of the site but i’m still excited and ambitious. I’m going to try and keep the bar low and get videos out rather than dwell on what’s worthy.

There’s no real concept or criteria for Chapter 11 TV, Surfing means different things to different people, I’m just trying to convey our version of it.

From my experience the less you expect the less you get disappointed.

Do you think Kelly should give it in?

I don’t, at least not until he’s so decrepit he has to be tossed into an incinerator to save his rep.

The other points are all very well made.

Hit here to watch his, and filmer Mini Blanchard’s, first five-minute cut.

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Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

Mark my words. Ch11 is going to be BG 2.0 …

Shore pound
Shore pound
6 years ago

If only other pros would realize nobody cares about watching another video of a strike mission to Fiji/Ments/etc because it’s the same damn story done over and over and over…

Juntao
Juntao
6 years ago

I feel like I just got transported back to 2010 when social media wasn’t so gay.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

John is signing with Royal Crown cola?

Huckleberry
Huckleberry
6 years ago

Ya bueno!

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

Jeez he’s just the best, even when plump.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Really?
Looks just like a Peterson christ clip

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

speaking of plump..

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I was thinking what makes this cool is that you’re seeing a great surfer who’s a bit off his game but still pulling it.

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

He just lights me up like no other. The Briley of little waves?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I can’t believe they shot that beachie (the good one), I thought that joint was off limits

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

new phone, who dis?

Mark
Mark
6 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

That was a long time and at least one prison sentence ago.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

He’s got to be the only smart and interesting Tour surfer, former or otherwise, there ever was. Funny too, at the right times.

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
6 years ago

In 2010 my twin boys were born…the first two of my 3 children… Dane’s 2019 was my 2010 (the main difference being his the exceptional surfing talent of course)…There is a dire need for a surfing dad of newborn twins support group in many areas of western hemi society… wish there was one for me back then… I lost so much after those crazy years… hair, muscle tone, the marriage, self pride, etc… But I still have surfing… and the kids still too…

Yesterday's hero
Yesterday's hero
6 years ago

fuck i needed this more than my next hit of heroin

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

Where does one buy the king of opiates these days? Asking for a fiend. I mean friend.

Yesterday's hero
Yesterday's hero
6 years ago

Any port in Tunisia leaving for France. The same boats that shift people shift H too.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

Urhghh.. Ugly business isn’t it..

Yesterday's hero
Yesterday's hero
6 years ago

yeah pretty sad

SoCalGary
SoCalGary
6 years ago

Nor should you be!!!!

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
6 years ago

Awful tunes though

Yesterday's hero
Yesterday's hero
6 years ago

yah true i prefer Barron’s latest wannabe gangster goes to the beach playlist too….

Italo Post Heat Interview
Italo Post Heat Interview
6 years ago

BM is the next big thing in my opinion so he can do no wrong

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

For sure.
They are racist like most white surfers are.

Shore pound
Shore pound
6 years ago

When’s Dane’s episode of Transformed coming out?

Manuka
Manuka
6 years ago
Reply to  Shore pound

TransFormer?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
6 years ago
Reply to  Shore pound

ha ha imagine the compelling Elo storyline, “boy surfs really great, drops off tour, gets a bit fat, has kids but still rips”

mine.mine.mine
mine.mine.mine
6 years ago

feet up boy ! the nurse asked me “why” and told me i might be making a mistake.. wtf?

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
6 years ago

I’m waiting for the launch of Shearer’s Spitting Cock and Feathers Club.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Like your old stuff better than your new stuff

Ed
Ed
6 years ago

Beachgrits so boring I only check it out now days to see if there are any new ads from Taboola

janeausten
janeausten
6 years ago
Reply to  Ed

…don’t worry about the “Coca Cola cleans your dunny” one – it doesn’t really work that well, and the toothy skag repeats herself on and on…

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
6 years ago

So with the very first post he’s already doing the

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

DON’T LOOK AT ME!

More Dane Reynolds poor me bullshit.

Get fucked.

Go surfing. Look after your kids. Fucking get on with it like the rest of us.

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

cruel, but fair Dinsdale.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

That kick stall, tube to massive backside snap at around 4:22 is so sick.

janeausten
janeausten
6 years ago

…and no hands to rebound squiggle at 4.36. Art, mate, art.

John Wayne
John Wayne
6 years ago

I like making surf videos despite the apparent preposterousness of the pursuit – but as we all know they will bring more eyeballs to Former and sell more product. I am just a pure capitalist at the end of the day with 3 kids to feed. So please support me.

At least he is honest. Is preposterousness the longest word ever used by a recent pro-surfer?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

I liked Elo’s use of birfurcate on our lil interview the other week, although he’s not a pro surfer, a recent pro surfer or, shee-it, a surfer.

Owen Wright's Brains
Owen Wright's Brains
6 years ago

JIMMY!

John Wayne
John Wayne
6 years ago

Maybe surfers are getting smarter…..


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