Middle-aged surf vet Jordy Smith thrills fans with back-to-back hall of fame edits

"Jordy Smith hasn't paid heed to anything greater than Pokemon Go over the past two decades, but somehow at this unlikely point of his career, he’s right in the mix."

Only eight months back, surf fans were stunned when the almost forty-year-old surf vet Jordy Smith swung into world title contention at the tail end of the season. Although he would eventually finish 11th, it was an impressive effort for a man entering his harvest years. 

“Jordy Smith hasn’t paid heed to anything greater than Pokemon Go over the past two decades,” wrote JP Currie, “but somehow at this unlikely point of his career, he’s right in the mix.”

Over the past week, Jordy Smith has delivered two hall of fame edits, presenting the viewer with the sort of surfing that whips the nerves of even the beady-eyed former surfers on commuting trains into a frantic state of alertness. 

This, Plus 27, a bone with more than enough meat on it.

And, today, called And Now, a film that shows Jordy Smith knows where the milk is water, the sugar is sanded, the rhinestone passed for diamond and the stucco for stone, as they say.

Essential, both.

 

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Chinese-Hawaiian surf superstar Mason Ho venerates Fish creator Tommy Peterson in tribute film

The kinetic kid rides his Fireball Fish in a celebration of Tommy Peterson’s life. 

A few days back, ol Tommy Peterson, a man who helped rebirth the fish surfboard craze but better known as being the little brother of a mysterious surf legend who was conceived during a boarding house gang rape in 1951, checked out with a busted heart, aged seventy one. 

Surfing World ran an excerpt from an old magazine describing, perfectly, the wild man that was Tommy Peterson.

Tommy Peterson is the personification of the outrageous surfer, both in and out of the water. If indulgence is an art, Tommy transcended the highest levels years ago. Outrageous people have always given surfing its character, so formulating the collective profile was a must to include someone a bit to the left and right of the straight line.

Though I’ve learned a few things about him, there’s no way we could possibly use anybody else to represent the ranks of the radical. Just for a bit of an update, Tom has been surfing around 16 years, always on the edge. He’s been shaping boards on the Gold Coast for a long time, but currently works at Pipedreams.

Little Mason Ho, the Chinese-Hawaiian-American kid, baby boy of Michael Ho, has always had a deep appreciation for surf culture and held a real special place in his heart for surf legends.

And Tommy Peterson and MP were close friends of the Ho’s.

A while back I asked him what heaven might look like. 

“Heaven to me,” said Mason, “would be a sick little sponge-rock setup with just a perfect slab, a left and right, that’s two-to-12 feet. And on the beach there’s Andy Irons, Michael Peterson, Bruce Lee, Jimi Hendrix, and of course, all my family watching. And I’m the only out. Only me. Sorry! Also on the beach, there’s five or six of my best friends, and Dane Reynolds, and fucking Robbie Page [80s pro surfer, family pal]. Actually, since I make it into whatever I want, I’d have a hundred million waves and tons of guys out there. The best shit ever.”

In this video, created by Mason’s personal sandwich maker Riordan Pringle, the kinetic kid rides his Fireball Fish in a celebration of Tommy Peterson’s life. 

Essential.

 

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Surf gods Tom Curren and Dane Reynolds in wild wave-for-wave shootout at perfect Rincon!

Go-for-broke Dane Reynolds vs master of style Tom Curren…

The go-for-broke surfer from Bakersfield, California, Dane Reynolds, and Tom Roland Curren, a three-time world surfing champion who was unbeatable for most of his career and who popularised the modern Fish, have been filmed going wave-for-wave at California’s dreamy Rincon Point.

Reynolds, who is forty this year, and Curren, sixty-one, are a study of contrasts.

Reynolds employs a stall, load-up and explode style that includes many experimental and aerial manoeuvres while Tom Curren is cool minimalism, a man who influenced a generation of American surfers including the noted Kelly Slater, himself a world champion surfer of renown.

“On a wave Tom Curren is ageless,” Vaughan Blakey told me a couple of years back when he released the Curren biopic Free Scrubber. “The fact that he’s not looking for big sections to hit is easy on the eye. It’s not all about the hammers. You’re not waiting for him to do something. He’s just riding waves.”

Dane Reynolds, meanwhile, divides his time between the surf around Carpinteria and his small surf shop, which he owns and operates.

Two-and-a-half summers back, Jen See wrote movingly of CH11 and its place in surfing culture.

Let’s go inside.

A round glass table readily at home in your grandparents’ living room stands in the center of the room. It’s an obvious thrift shop find. Piles of stickers sit on the table’s two shelves. As a grom at heart, I took the free stickers, yes.

Surf films run on the video screens, which should not surprise you at all.

A poster hangs on the wall from the premier of “Glad You Scored” at the nearby Majestic Ventura Theater, a battered single-screen movie house. There’s a framed photograph of Reynolds surfing, and a framed movie flyer from Australia. Nothing fancy.

Clothing from Former runs along one wall. The line has subdued colors, which is to say, there’s a lot of black. Reynolds pulls design elements from eclectic sources, and the current collection brings a punk-mod vibe.

Reynolds is also producing clothing under his Chapter 11 TV label, and it occupies the store’s opposite wall. Bright, playful, and mostly hand-drawn, it feels entirely different from Former. The groms seem to like it — smaller sizes were scarce.

In an Instagram story, Reynolds explains one of the designs. While sending a text to filmer Hunter Martinez during the Haleiwa comp, Reynolds told him to “Capture the moment.” At the same time, Reynolds was drawing a shooting star for one of his daughters. It’s now a cute as fuck t-shirt and hoody. I regret not buying one.

One corner holds hats and t-shirts from Trashboy, a creation from Courtney Jaedtke, Reynolds’s wife. It derives from son Sammy’s early obsession with the garbage truck, if I remember correctly. Between them, Jaedtke and Reynolds produce an almost dizzying array of clothing and art. It’s hard to keep up.

Boards and suits remain on the sparser side. A few boards hang from the ceiling with space for more. A stack of cards at the front desk stands ready for custom orders to Channel Islands. The extremely analogue approach fits. A rack holds a dozen or so wetsuits.

An opening in the back wall shows a small workspace with a four-color t-shirt printing press. It’s Saturday afternoon, and Reynolds is back there screening shirts. He looks relaxed and happy, like there are few places he would rather be. He waves a cheerful hello.

Surf today?

Nah, it was flat all the way down the coast. Looked like a swimming pool.

Did you check the harbor? He sounds like he’s trying to help us, like he really wants us to find surf today.

I admit that we did not check the harbor. It was so flat, you could have seen a whale fart.

We rehearse the call and response. Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week. It’s the slowest winter anyone has seen in years.

We buy a t-shirt and Reynolds thanks us for stopping by and for supporting the project. It feels genuine. He wants to succeed at this thing.

Former professional surfers own beer brands and real estate ventures. They fix and they flip. If Reynolds has a real estate empire, he’s kept it a secret. Instead, he’s selling t-shirts and making videos. And standing there in his shop, he looks damn happy doing it.

In an era where everybody has a desire for the superficial, Curren and Reynolds remind us of of individualism, variety and dissent.
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Stephanie who? Caity Simmers releases girl-surf masterpiece!

Caity's walking a knife edge between weird-cool and weird-weird and it’s entertaining to watch her do her mad thing.

Have you missed Caity Simmers? It’s been a long time since Trestles and the latest world champion has kept a low profile.

Why? Well, it seems that Caity’s been really, really busy surfing. And I can’t say I can argue at all with this choice. The girl has her priorities straight, that’s for sure.

Earlier today, she released a new edit with a characteristically oblique name. It’s called Blouse. You will recall that Caity previously named an edit after a Sylvia Plath novel — The Bell Jar — so we should know better than to expect the usual thing when she announces a new edit. She comes at this thing from her own particular angle.

The liner notes description reads: “A lightweight, decorative surf film made of fine fabric.”

Given the sheer amount of water involved, I feel like lightweight might not be the word I’d choose here. The fabric is, in fact, fine.

With a run time of 20 minutes, Blouse includes a delectable assortment of Caity’s clips from the past year. Like any box of chocolates, there are a few duds, but also plenty of goodness to enjoy. The b-roll is low-fi and I enjoyed the off-beat weirdness of it. Her music choices swerve away from the mainstream.

Mostly, this thing involves lots and lots of surfing, which is my kind of edit. I do not need interviews, contest footage, or story-telling. I am a simple kid and like to watch surfing. Caity gets me.

If there’s a signature moment in this edit, it comes around the three-minute mark. The clip is from this past December during California’s swell bender. You will recognize the spot, despite the blurred out background. I don’t think I need to help you there.

Caity paddles into a beautiful, clean left. She hits the bottom turn, then in perfect rhythm, swings into the barrel. Exiting clean, she finishes it with a nice, little hit off the top. It’s not a long barrel, but it’s as smooth as anything you’ll see in surfing. Caity looks like she could do it with her eyes closed.

Since this wave comes after a barrel bender in Hawai’i, it’s safe to say, that Caity Simmers has gotten barreled more this year than the average human. She also seems to be having a damn fine time doing it. If any part of her is jaded about what is doing with life, she isn’t letting on.

Footage from West Australia comprises the strongest segment of the film. Yes, she hits the Box. There’s a series of non-makes — Caity has a street skater’s willingness to show her disasters — before she nails a deep one. There’s also a lofty, hero-shot air.

If there’s something missing here, it’s turns on big, open faces. It’s not that I doubt that she can surf those waves, but more, I’d love to have seen a bit more of it. It’s hard to be two places at once, though, and Caity’s heart is clearly in chasing barrels.

The world title does not seem to have made her any less hungry. There are moments in her surfing where she seems to be almost hyper-aware of the cameras, who she is, and what’s at stake. There are moments of self-consciousness that her early edits didn’t have. But when she forgets, and just surfs, it’s still fresh and free.

I would love to see more women put out edits — even if it’s just practice days around Tour stops. Please, I’m just a girl standing in front of the internet, begging for more women to make surf videos. The world is burning. Give me one nice thing.

For now, we can spend 20 minutes with one of surfing’s more unique characters. Caity Simmers’ quirky and creative, and she’s so far eluded any efforts, if any have existed, to make her conform. She’s walking a knife edge between weird-cool and weird-weird, and it’s entertaining to watch her do her mad thing.

If there’s one thing that the stream of disparate and often hilarious images in her edits tell us, it’s that she’s her own person. And from the looks of it, she seems pretty determined to stay that way. It sure feels like surfing could use a few more people like her.

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Surf vlogger Ben Gravy films near-death 20-second wipeout at Waimea Bay!

"It was like in a movie. I was completely out of air and I was still swimming to the top. I can't believe I made it."

Ben Gravy is a high-end intermediate surfer from New Jersey whose pivot from drinking to vlogging saved him, he says, from a life as a drunk.

“I drank like a fish,” says a man who now pays his bills promptly and who owns a title-free automobile.

As long-time fans of the novelty wave maestro but wary of falling for his skilful headlines, we were initially sceptical of his latest edit, “Nightmare Wipe Out Scenario 20 Second Hold Down.” 

But, reader, this is better than being manipulated pleasurably by the hand of a woman with tawny-browny hair and plump-thighed legs.

The edit doesn’t mess around.

In the opening scene, Ben Gravy staggers through the beach car park as a camera operator yells,

“Did you almost die out there? I filmed the whole thing! Dude, you had less than a second to catch your breath before that second wave came on top of you!”

Gravy chokes back the tears.

“I’m not kidding. It was black dark and I’m trying to look around. It was like in a movie. All that stuff you hear people talking about. It was dark and I was completely out of  air and I was still swimming to the top. I can’t believe I made it to the top.”

Harrowing, essential, life-changing.

As Gravy writes in the liner notes,

“I broke my rule in Hawaii & I went surfing on the last day of the trip,” writes Gravy. “It was especially gnarly, because it was the first day of the Eddie swell & the surf was rising fast. Waimea Bay was definitely the biggest I’ve ever surfed it & I experienced what is by far the scariest wipe out of my life, accompanied by a 20 second hold down. I’m very happy to be here still living on Earth.”

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