Worlds' best surfer (2006-12) and Ask Pam mastermind got a brand new bebe…
It’s raining bebes on the most unlikely plains. First, it was revealed two weeks ago that perennial batch Taj Burrow (perennial as opposed to “confirmed” bachelor) is to be a daddy (as opposed to sugar daddy)… click here… and now we see the result of a most wonderful union tween Dane Reynolds v Courtney Jaedtke.
The pair are decade-old lovers from Carpinteria in central California (see main photo). Dane, the undisputed best surfer in the world from 2006 until 2012 and Courtney, the Pam Wear clothier (click here), falconer (click here), Ask Pam mastermind (click here) and, perhaps, the most profound stylistic influence on her bae.
Yesterday, the pair announced that Sammy Boo Reynolds, a little eight-pounder had been hoisted into the world. What a great honour and privilege motherhood is! A mammy’s strength is more powerful than natural laws! The world opens up to mammies!
And Reynolds turns thirty this September so he’s ready. He’s built for fatherhood. Playful and serious. Daring and loving.
What greater challenge is there than raising a great son?
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This is epic! Another Reynolds
Nothing more. Nothing less. Like hundreds of thousands of dollars in prise money.
Carp is SoCal, not central coast.
This is a strange thing to argue about, but yes: Santa Barbara (and even Ventura) Counties are both generally considered “Central Coast.”
Sure, it’s a little strange. But still, SB/Carp are not considered central coast by the people who live there (I grew up in SB, and people didn’t refer to it as central coast). Your mileage may vary, though. And it’s true that SB County straddles the line (Pt Conception is the border). I would imagine it’s mostly people from LA and beyond who don’t think of it as SoCal.
Haha, I grew up there too! The world is strange!
Dane looks slim in that photo, doesn’t he know the Dad bod is in now?
They should of named him Jesus, for he is the son of God
Congrats Dane + Courtney. Unfortunately, my cousin’s name is Sammy and he’s a shithead. May no such fate befall this scion.
Soo.. no more videos?
Career over.
the real ‘career’ just begun.
Dad joke.
yep. and i wont stop. daughter hates em so i will continue to refine until she moves out into her own abode. in the meantime it’s the tax bwahahahaha
So how many World Titles did the Worlds best surfer win during 2006 – 2012? And how many titles has the current best surfer in the world won (according to white people)?
Hey, this ain’t The Inertia, buddy.
The Sarcasm 101 Class is down the hall to left…
there’s a class?!
thank fuck for that. they better have a special week for ‘interwebs sarcasm’.
It was still a good zinger.
In all the best ways. Fuck the WCT.
oh, ffs. being the best in a one bro circle-jerk and getting some ‘title’ declaring such by a small gathering of voyeurs who mark your abilities out of 10 because they don’t have the skills to join in and though they wish they had does not make one the ‘best in the world.’
world titles do not mean best surfer in the world ms. frank. kelly slater is the undisputed best “competition surfer of all time”, according to surfers journal and many others. its impossible to say who the best surfer in the world is, or was. way to subjective. we can measure, however, and count, competitions . regardless, mr reynolds was clearly the best surfer in the world from 2006 thru 2012. +let that anger go about white folks. current world title holder was the best competition surfer in the world in 2014. thats it. nothing more, nothing less.
Really? Kelly slater himself said Dane was the best surfer in the world during that time. Ask Chas or Derek, they can look up the quotes.
World Title.
Mick Fanning.
Just has a certain ring to it.
oh, it doesn’t have a ring. no ring at all. just a dull THUD.
lol…more like a boring, “whooooooosh…da-dooosh.”
Moron! Dane was doing the best surfing at that time. You don’t have to be world champ to be the best.
I guess we are going to get a rant about Gabs, or Toledo?
It’s better than surfing.
It’s true! Mountains move, governments crumble under the force of a mammy’s love!