It's like a bathtub but pointless!
Open Thread: Comment Live on final’s day of U.S. Open where surfers are set to make history by attempting to ride “world’s smallest waves!”
Jon Pyzel and Matt Biolos by @theneedforshutterspeed/Step Bros
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It's Daily!
no ways, he’s got the best average out of two events on the CS now – hope he makes the CT and brings his …. ah …. energy to the big tour!
Kuta beach lifeguards needed. $6.hr
Word on the street…ELO was spotted in a Brazilian transgender brothel smoking DMT in the undies he stole from Jack Robbo. Robbo spotted his missing butthuggers and had ELO swiftly fired
Hans Hedemann has come out of retirement to win the US Open!
cup ‘ tea?
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Crosby is just as smart as his big brother
Hahahaha. Shaun sucks.
Wave of no consequence or event of no relevance? Or both?
six of these get ten guys on the CT though.
aquamarine alert…do you like boobs alot?
machado or stewart. doesn’t matter. short or long of it, the guy who doesn’t get his hair wet wins the title.
Eli just effectivley said Jesus loves him more than Kanoa.
it’ll be even more funny when the christian god is not the only one being called upon for support. We could get god rankings in addition to shaper rankings.
Token 2%er ?
wtf does this 2% stuff mean anyway?
It’s a San Clemente Glee club. Where all the rich and nepo cunts give each other wristies about their fortunateness by the look of it. Either that or they have sausage sizzles and sing Christian songs.
Either way, they’d make Nugs White List.
yeah that figures just by the members :-D. But what does the 2% moniker refer to? Upper 2% class of wealth?, answering the phone 2% of the time, 2% as a symbol of addiction recovery? as a old non-seppo I’m struggling here … ah fuckit … urban dictionary rescues me once again: “2% that are awesome individual’s much more Epic then the other 98 % and proud of it” okay …. lol …
Giving kanoa big shot of oxygen from the booth.
that’s a spot you are not suppose to mention…keepin it kook
Khloe not gonna be doing much travelling with grif OR croz by the looks of it
I will at least be mildly interested if this ends up being a Kanoa v. Crosby final
Jesus that claim was Kanoa-esque
Some kegs over at the Tahiti Trials, too bad its the best day of the forecast
Wsl spending 100x on filmers to zoom-in on longboarders feet than Tahiti trials
wow. that forecast is bad. fucking cursed.
surfline @8-10 live…but conveniently out-of-focus…
Mitch Salazar is so fat that his back fat has layers of separate fat
comments are doing the Huntington hop as well…and not connecting.
gotta read this CF article real quick…