Goodnight, sweet prince...
As reported here circa three weeks ago, Dane Reynolds was rumored to be walking away from a few years and a few million dollars on his Quiksilver deal. It has now been confirmed.
This string of stunning accuracy on reporting rumor (hello Twiggy! you too Kelly + Firewire! hi Stab!) has, indeed, put BeachGrit at the front of the line to receive surfing’s first Pulitzer prize. Our open hands tremble as we trust the dean of Columbia’s graduate school of journalism will appreciate what we do. Accolades aside, how do you feel about this move? Do you care?
Dane did certainly come of age with the Mountain and Wave on his nose. Remember how he used to hand draw it so cutely? But before that he absolutely thrilled in Young Guns, etc. He was everyone’s favorite surfer and he was Quiksilver’s actual surfer.
And now he is older. Still electric. Still such a wonderful personality but older. Will he ride for Vans head to toe? It seems like a natural fit but what will he actually do? This is the more important question. Will he decide that the tour is his place and compete, head down, for the next five years? Will he watch View from a Blue Moon and decide to knock John John off the perch by making the better best surf film ever? Will he become a recluse?
Only time will tell.
But do you want to know what is a virtual sure bet? BeachGrit’s Pulitzer.
Forever 21 seems to be in play. They have the cash and want to get into surf.
Or is Gotcha coming back?
PamWear. Head to toe.
to whomever picks him up…. don’t expect the guy to do anything but surf amazingly well. Pretty much everything else he does is absolute shit. Remember that the fact that he surfs well means just that and absolutely nothing more. Not an artist. Not a designer. Not a model.
you absolute CUNT Dave Rentender, how dare you deride surfing’s modern Picasso.
ahh, your right mate. Point taken.
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Strider? Or more specifically his pecs?
We may know more in two weeks at Haleiwa. Dane’s been known to surf the Triple Crown and I would assume Vans would want to showcase their newest Big Gun at their biggest event. Maybe he’ll be hawking leftover Summer Teeth t-shirts???
Hasn’t he already become a recluse?
Is Kong about to teabag Bruce Raymond in that photo?
Any Chappy sightings in the last few decades or so?
Loved you in “Paris,Texas.”
Thanks, I guess I’m lucky, I’ve never made a bad movie, and I can make a bad movie good…bit like Bryan Brown in that way.
Did he jump or was he pushed?
“jumping” is slang for “would have stayed but they don’t really think I’m worth it”.
Oh, he’s worth it. Aren’t we all talking about I’m right now?
which is cool, but did our talking about it make you to buy a quick wetsuit? Me neither.
No, no it did not. Actually, I cant think of the last time I bought something because of who the team riders are. Makes me wonder why surf companies put more emphasis on team riders/marketing than actually making clothes that fit well and are made to last.
Maybe Rusty, Noa and Dane travelling together? Jokes aside, Vans or RVCA will parting with a huge chunk of change for him, you heard it here first Chas.
He dressed Sammy as Ed Templeton on Insta, Ed is on RVCA, could it be? #Illuminaticonfirmed #tinfoilhelmetson
RVCA are going at him with all guns blazing. They want Dane pretty bad
RVCA owned by Billabong largely (20%) owned by Oaktree Capital. Oaktree is making a play for Quiksilver. Ipso facto, Dane isn’t leaving Quik after all? Source: http://www.bloomberg.com/ne…
I forgot about that
or he’s not really signing with any of them. Wait, who owns Vans now?
VF Corporation, a public company that purchased Vans for $396M, all cash, in 2004. No obvious ties to Oaktree / Quik.
then there’s your next sponsor, but with JJF already under their umbrella, how much can they afford to give him? I’m guessing it’s a 50% pay cut for Dane.
Silver lining: RVCA drops Ford Archbold and all that MMA shit. Everybody wins.
Unfortunately the MMA stuff earns them too much money
Don’t do it Dane. Don’t ride for a company no one has any idea how to pronounce.
Vans seem to be now leading the bid
Dane quits quik. Nyjah bails on DC. It’s over Johnny…
Good for Quik on both of them…for my money!
Chas, who’s the source?
P.S Could we see a resurgence of Summer Teeth?
Hope he just sticks to going surfing…
I take them all to the grave!
Ah journalistic integrity, so refreshing!
Too many Deep Throats in the surf industry fo him to name…
Are you ticklish?
Chas’ wife works for WMG (Dane’s management). But I think he might have a hot tub time machine too. 😉
i wonder if he will still get WSL wildcards without Quiksilver?? (not including quik events)
Thats a very good point.
Do you think he really wanted them in the first place?
no, he will not.
I don’t think those events will have a Quik logo in front of them much longer