Advice straight from the French Bulldog owned by Mr Dane Reynolds and Ms Courtney Jaedtke (with audio!)
So here’s Pam, drinking strawberry Yoo-Hoos and sitting on a satin-covered beanbag chair, tellin’ how it is. “You have to learn to read a man and know when he’s lookin’ for fun and when what he really needs is for you to hold hims so he can cry his eyes out like a babe.” What else? “You have to learn how to listen.”
Write to Pam at [email protected]
WHY BEYONCÉ
Dear Pam,
You said you crush Beyonce harder than JayZ. What’s up with those guys anyhows? I want to know if Solange was justified in that whipping of the boy, elevator. Pam, you got insider traffic?
Monica, Denver
CHILL BACK A BIT
Dear Pam,
I have way to much anxiety. I am anxious when I put on my shoes, I am anxious when I talk to people, I am anxious when I order a burrito. All I want to do is be a badass. What do I do?
Love, Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
BE COOL
Ayo Pam!
I have only one question and this is. How can I be cool like you?
Sincerely, Ashree
I BET SHE’S SPECIAL
Dear Pam,
My girlfriend say I smoke too much weed. What’s too much weed and should I break up with her?
Medicinal Only, CA
GET ALL THE GIRLS
Dear Pam,
What kinda bullshit gets the girls, Pam, like, seriously? I’m 25 and I ain’t got game.
Freddie, Lakeside.
WHO IS PAM? Pam Reynolds is a four-year-old French bulldog born on a ranch in Oregon, but left at the age of 13 weeks for a more fast paced life in Southern California. She currently resides in Carpinteria where she enjoys modelling, hunting and fashion. Her motto? LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG BULLDOGS DO IT WELL. Send your questions to [email protected] If you want to see Pam answer ‘em live, send an audio file. Get to know Pam on IG @pamlovesferrariboys.