How to: put a little zing into your surf game!

Who doesn't want to get better, like, now… 

(Photo of DH at J-Bay by Steve Sherman)

You know it, oh god, yes you do. When you flick off a wave and you think… man… I just did the same turns and covered the same tracks as I did a year ago.

You can call it a rut or you can call it getting comfortable.

Whatever, it’s the fast track to boredom. It’s the first step in the decline of your surfing.

So how do we get back that feeling we used to have when every single wave presented a new and interesting canvas, when you’d go to bed at night dreaming of sections, dreaming of turns you’d never made but you knew you were close to nailing?

Here are five tips to turn your lazy ass around.

1. Get desperate

Remember Bells in 2014 when Jordy Smith needed a 9.97 to beat Julian Wilson in round five?  The scores are 17 to 12. It’s a massacre. He’s gotta surf the wave of his life to win the heat. No chance.

Forty seconds on the  clock and he strokes into a three-footer. No chance in hell is it a wave that offers a perfect score. But Jordy being Jordy, pumps down the line, finds a section and lays down a cutback that he sprinkles with the sugar of a rail held longer than usual.

Immediately he swings back up into the lip and throws the dial 180 degrees, foam climb, pump, four cutbacks into the shore break and a slightly-boned air reverse that he rides out of almost up into the Winkipop rocks. Three judges score it a 10, two don’t. Final result: 9.93.

He doesn’t win but it’s the perfect example of desperation’s enlivening effect. How do you artificially create desperation? Limit your surfs to one hour, max. 10 waves. Even if it’s pumping. Those 10 waves are all you’ve got. Make ’em count. Add a bonus extra wave if you try a move you’d never attempted before; two extras if you ride out of your new turn.

 

2. Surf around pro’s

After a while most of us are good enough to call ourselves one of the better surfers at our beach. We occupy the main pack, we get the sets, we feel confident. But what happens when a pro paddles out? He takes off later and deeper. He surfs faster and more critical than you thought was ever possible. And it pushes you to try harder. Whenever you can, maybe it’s around a contest, maybe there’s a pro who lives at another beach, surf around their times. You want to grow? Follow the best. Kolohe Andino still remembers Clay Marzo going ham at the 2005 NSAA’s. “I just remember thinking to myself, I really want to do that,” says Kolohe.

3. Find a new shaper

So you’ve ridden the same boards for the last five years. That’s great! Now find someone else. Unfamiliarity is a great stimulant. Ask anyone who’s fooled around a little on the side.

4. Focus on one move and nothing else

One day you’ll swing into your beach and you’ll find conditions perfect for, say, alley-oops. Problem is, you’ve never done  ’em. Steep little sections, a puffy breeze sticking your board to your feet. No cutbacks no reverses. Alley oops. Alley oops. Everything you do has to revolve around setting up the Turn You’ve Never Nailed.

5. Look stupid

During the filming of Bending Colours on Reunion Island, Jordy got one hellvua shock. All that ultra-HD footage showed just how contorted a surfer has to get to make turns. Dignity? Forget about it. “I looked like a monkey,” Jordy said after. It’s a lesson to savour. The best surfers in the world? They’ll do whatever it takes to get rad. Leave your self-consciousness in the car park.

 

 

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surfgush
surfgush
11 years ago

Smoking Bath Salts are also a great way to put that “zing” in your surfing!

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
11 years ago

I always think the vids of Derek Hynd on finless boards are some sort of giant in-joke that I’m not a part of. It looks so silly! I don’t understand. Especially the few seconds of him shown in Cluster. Did they include that as a piss-take? Besides, how many channels and ridges can a motherfucking board have before it goes from “finless” to “just a bunch of sorta-fins to help you steer.”

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
11 years ago

Did you see Music Surfica? Watch. It’s where the whole gag began…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
11 years ago

Melville Deep? you wouldn’t happen to be from a small coastal town in the South Island?

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
11 years ago

Oh my, I just watched the trailer. As a musician and a surfer, I don’t think I to withstand the pretentiousness for any more than the 3.5 minutes I watched.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
11 years ago

Im not laughing… Im actually really inspired by that clip.

Herbo
Herbo
11 years ago

Maybe I am not so smart like you, but in my humble opinion Derek Hynd had just absolutely mastered big supertubes and he is going beyond by showing some different perspective in the way we surf a wave wich is very interesting and looks a hell lot of fun ( if you could do it at 8ft plus jbay). Easy to criticize behind a computer, difficult to go out there and fucken do it!

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
11 years ago
Reply to  Herbo

By no means would I ever claim to be one one-trillionth the surfer that Derek Hynd is. But I still think this particular perspective is silly looking.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
11 years ago

Sorry, but this is a week to late. Ive just accepted the downward slide has begun…

thebitchycrab
thebitchycrab
11 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

… it ain’t true! Unless your hams are cancerous, y’still got game!

Badger
Badger
11 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

A week? Count yourself fortunate.

That Guy
That Guy
11 years ago

Thank you for the look back to Pat Parnell’s commentary too

thebitchycrab
thebitchycrab
11 years ago
Reply to  That Guy

Do you miss Patty? I miss Patty. Do you think the WSL squeezed him off the desk or he left over a contractual wrangle?

That Guy
That Guy
11 years ago
Reply to  thebitchycrab

I think due to his style of wrong punctuation like “A huge cut…. Back” was miss interpreted, and was squeezed out. I would like to see more Ronnie B on there, and less Pottz, actually fire Pottz, bring back Patty.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
11 years ago
Reply to  That Guy

No Potter? What kills you about Potter?

That Guy
That Guy
11 years ago

His catch phrases “throwing caution to the wind” “getting the feet in the wax” “opening up the shoulders” you know, those ones


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