Or maybe not $$$$. Maybe just a unique travel
experience at a market driven price point. That’s right the World
Surf League is proud to announce its partnership with Airbnb! Of
course, the partnership was never announced anywhere except on the
step-and-repeat behind the Bells winners but still. $$$$! I mean
Zzzz!
And what do you think WSL CEO Paul Speaker received from this
new union? Do you think Ronnie, Joe, Ross, Pottz, Raspberry and The
Condor joined the millions of guests in Airbnb’s trusted community?
Do you think they shared the bed in a hippie home?
Or maybe did some twilight glamping along the Great Ocean
Road?
What about a beautiful room in oceanside Jan Juc just a few
minutes drive from the event site? The host asks for only two but
the boys work in shifts so maybe they sleep in shifts as well?
Whatever the situation do you think they got their deposit back?
Do you think they were given a five star rating and do you think
they gave one in return?
It’ll be exciting to see if Airbnb is only a one event sponsor
or if they are so thrilled by the partnership that the boys will
also rent in Margaret River? If yes, this zen yoga house looks very
cute and the masseuse/yogi looks cute too!
It’s only $189 a night and those are savings the WSL can put
straight back into jersey manufacturing. Wins all around!
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Holy Hell: FCS is now 13/13!
By Chas Smith
FCS, the greatest story in sporting history, rolls
on!
Can you believe it? Can you really believe it?
Can you believe that a removable fin company is on such a heater?
Stop what you are doing right now, please, and dig into your memory
bank. Have you ever even heard of such complete and utter
domination in modern sporting history? 13/13! Thirteen victories in
a row!
Remember when Stab (2004-2016) reported:
Here’s a thing you probably didn’t know: In 2015, every
Men’s WSL World Tour event was won by a surfer riding a set of FCS
fins. Eleven events, 11 wins on FCS rudders, starting with
Filipe Toledo on the Gold Coast almost a year ago, and ending with
Adriano De Souza at the Pipe Masters (a fact that wouldn’t have
changed even if Gabs had won Pipe, since he rides FCS
too).
And then Matt Wilkinson won on the Gold Coast to make an almost
unheard of 12/12. And then he won again
just yesterday, slashing and carving and hacking his way to victory
in thick Bells to make a truly unprecedented 13/13. It must be
assumed that the fins he used are in a titanium briefcase right
now, handcuffed to a burly man in a dark suit, being flown to the
Smithsonian museum in Washington D.C. for display. It must be
assumed that lines will stretch around the block when the public is
finally allowed to gaze upon them.
I mean, can you fully appreciate the weight of this moment? That
we are witnessing something our children’s children’s children will
someday read about? It came close to ending yesterday, you know.
Jordy Smith rides Futures and there he was in the final so close. I
found myself weeping in the middle of that last heat even though
Wilko had Jordy in a combination situation. The stress overwhelmed
me completely.
My heart soars today, though, like yours. FCS! 13/13! Let’s
watch Kolohe take them out of his board! Let’s watch it all
day long!
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Interview: How to save a life!
By Chas Smith
Joel Trist, the man who saved Brett Connellan's
life, is a true hero!
You have read about the very talented young surfer,
Brett Connellan, who was bitten on the thigh by a shark at Bombo
Beach on Australia’s east coast three days ago. The news
reported:
A young surfer was lucky to survive a horrific
shark attack last night after his left thigh was ripped off at
Bombo Beach near Kiama on the south coast.
It was only the heroic and quick-thinking actions of a
fellow boardrider — who dragged his mate to shore and stemmed the
gushing blood flow — that saved the 22-year-old’s life.
That heroic, quick-thinking boardrider is high school teacher
Joel Trist and I caught up with him while he waits for his friend
to go in for surgery.
Chas: How are you?
Joel: It’s been a tough couple days for sure
but everything’s pretty positive so far. Brett’s going in for
fairly extensive surgery, eight or nine hours. The main goal is to
try and save his leg, try and rebuild it.
C: Walk me through the attack.
J: So we were out at Bombo beach maybe ten
minutes to seven in the afternoon. I was going to go for a bit of a
paddle with my girlfriend, Agie. Brett called though so we decided
to go with him. It was the first time she ever watched us surf. I
was down the beach a bit from him when all of a sudden I heard this
screaming. I paddled up to him as fast as I could.
C: Was it a bad scene when you arrived? Did you
know?
J: Yeah, it was pretty horrific. I asked him,
“How is it?” and he said, “Not good.” He was still quite conscious
at that point, obviously in a massive state of shock but all there.
I put him on my board and started paddling. There is sort of a left
and a right and we got stuck in the rip for a minute. Luckily a big
set wave came through, though, and washed us up to shore. When we
finally got to the beach I was really freaking out. The shark had
cut his leg rope so I grabbed it and wrapped it around his leg as
tightly as I could. He was slipping in and out of consciousness and
I was screaming at him, “Stay with me, mate!” Agie was sitting on
the sand and she ran halfway toward us then realized what was
happening and called the lifesavers. A helicopter came maybe 15-20
minutes later and lifted him out.
C: Did you know first aid or was it all
instinct?
J: I’m a high school teacher so luckily have
been trained in a bit of first aid but it was mostly instinct.
C: Did the leg rope tourniquet work? Did it
stop all the blood flow right away?
J: Amazingly yeah. Four other guys came running
down and we had maybe four leg ropes on him and a vest and we
stopped it.
C: What now?
J: So we are starting a trust account to help
Brett out. He could have a long road back. It is mostly through
Instagram @surfersforbretto and the hashtag #surfersforbretto and
you can find all the info there.
If you are inclined to give, it is Brett Connellan Trust BSB:
012709 Account number: 298964661
Matt "Wilko" Wilkinson is the first goofy to win
since Occy '98. Glory years!
How must it feel to be Matt Wilkinson right
now? Oh sure he is no competitive slouch but who would have
predicted his coming out of the gate and winning the first two
events? Who could have guessed that, after a 45 day waiting period,
he would stand on the podium, face done Aboriginal, ringing the
Bell? If you were watching the webcast, and of course you were, you
know that he is the first goofyfooter to win since Occy in 1998.
Let that sink in for a moment. An almost 200 year drought.
It is an amazing story and for sure they will be selling Glenn
Hall feet in Ireland as good luck charms. Do you like Wilko as a
champion? Part of me misses his journeyman aura of fun. Of drink
and goof. Part of me wonders what will happen to the WSL if Wilko
chases ADS as champ at year’s end. Part of likes the ride.
The rebirth of Jordy is a good thing for professional surfing.
He disposed of Mick in his semi final heat with such poise, such
boom. Mick was surfing very well on what Joe Turpel called those
big hunks of south Australian ocean. Or maybe it was Ross Williams.
Pete Mel said, for sure, that Jordy weighs 200 lbs. He looked
completely spent in the final. Exhausted. Maybe it is tiring
lugging a man’s weight through the water. Maybe he had the tougher
draw. Maybe surfing in semi final two when there is lots of thick
whitewash to paddle is a recipe for guaranteed failure. Whatever
the case, Jordy failed at the end but maybe staked his claim in the
rest of the year.
What do you think is happening in Brazil right now? Southern
California was supposed to get lots of rain this year, you know. An
El Niño cycle. Except the storms didn’t line up the way it was
planned. There would be a few days of rain and then nothing. A few
days weeks later than nothing. Could the Brazilian Storm be like
Southern California El Niño? A Brazilian champ then Wilko, Jordy,
Conner Coffin?
How wonderful, speaking of, is the world number two right now?
He has a face built to squeeze and a rail game made for gilded Las
Vegas bathrooms. Could professional surfing’s savior come from
Santa Barbara? Would Bobby Martinez stand and applaud? Let’s keep
our eye on that boy. Let’s watch him good.
Are you excited for Marg River? It happens in only a few days
time. And will you dress as a Bells winner for Halloween? It would
be a fine idea.
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Live: It’s Bells Finals Day!
By Chas Smith
The Bog Rail Pro brought to you by Slavery!
Saturday afternoon, on the west coast of the
United States. Early sunday morning in Australia. Bells is on the
computer, big and strange. Strider Wasilewski says there are, “Four
foot boulders in the middle of the wave.” Let’s sit together and
watch, shall we? Mix a cocktail (US) or pour a coffee (Australia).
Who will win?
Mick? He is taking down Dave Cathels right now. Jordy and Ciao
are on the way. Pete Mell says Jordy weighs 200 pounds. He could
smash four foot boulders between his thighs. Who is your favorite?
Will you maybe get a tattoo to commemorate this fine day? Mix
another cocktail and think about it.
UPDATE: Jordy Smith beats Caio. And what
is worse, BeachGrit’s pop-up ads or the WSL’s Samsung Galaxy
spot?
UPDATE: The fun part of being a goofyfooter is
options. And do you think the announcers re-watch their heats and
think, “Why were we so excited? Why did we use so many
superlatives?”
UPDATE: If Nat Young falls in a heat but no one
is watching does he make a sound?
UPDATE: What if your next phone could take
photos like a pro?