Surfing, in black of course, at the moment of victory while Surfer shrinks helplessly away!
Surfing, in black of course, at the moment of victory while Surfer shrinks helplessly away! | Photo: John Severson

Just in: Surfing smashes Surfer!

Surfing magazine has vanquished Surfer! Its oldest and most cruel foe!

And so it has been officially confirmed. Surfer magazine, known as the “bible of the sport” and published since 1960 will become a quarterly thereby throwing in the towel, waving the white flag, giving up entirely (save four times a year).

Which means…

Surfing magazine wins!

The twin pillars of American surf media have been owned by the same company for the better part of the past two decades yet have maintained a wonderful animosity toward each other. I spent time with the Surfing crew as editor-at-large for a few happy years and the things we would say about the Surfer staff across the room… oh they still split my sides!

Still, I wondered, while I was there how much more gas Surfing had in the tank. It was clearly the less loved little sister of mighty Surfer and I wondered when it would be finally pillaged.

But look! At the end it was the mighty Surfer forced to take a knee, to tap out of the media game entirely (save four times a year).

And then I wondered how? How did Surfing, which will continue to run as a monthly alongside Vanity Fair and The New Yorker as real magazines, beat its oldest foe? I will attribute it to three outstanding and equally handsome men. Chato Agaza, Peter Taras and James “Jimicane” Wilson.

Chato has designed the magazine for years and kept it visually striking. Pete has cemented his position as one surfing’s best photo editors. And Jimicane not only shoots well but is an absolute firecracker.

That is why I think Surfing has beaten Surfer at the end but what does Surfing think?

I call and Pete answers and Jimmy is there. I ask, “Why? Why, at the end, did Surfing win?”

While Pete is trying to think up an answer that won’t maybe get him in trouble Jimmy answers.

“Surfer prides itself on being old. Well all their subscribers have died. Congratulations.”

Congratulations indeed (especially four times a year)!

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nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
10 years ago

surfing had way better pictures during the 90’s and more of them. never liked surfer until surfing went full retard around 2004

A$AP Honky
A$AP Honky
10 years ago

The only place I saw this mag in Australia was waiting for my burrito at Las Olas.

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago

life coach

Mapski
Mapski
10 years ago

Where did you get that photo Peter King?

EWG
EWG
10 years ago

“Photo : John Severson ” hah !

Miki Dora
Miki Dora
10 years ago

Oh… do people still make surf related magazines? I thought that all ended years ago. The 60% ad content of most magazines (along with the pillaging or resources from staff surf trips) is the real killer.

Chris Binns
Chris Binns
10 years ago
Reply to  Miki Dora

Been a while since you picked up a mag? If they had 60% ad content they wouldn’t die…

Jen See
Jen See
10 years ago
Reply to  Chris Binns

picked up a copy of vogue not too long ago. it took 125 pages to get to the toc and all 125 of those pages were ads. that is so money right there. vogue is going to outlast us all, i guess is what i’m saying.

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

It’s all about being seen to buy Vogue and having Vogue placed where everyone can see you buy Vogue. I’m pretty sure nobody reads it but like you say it will probably outlast every other may.

Jen See
Jen See
10 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

A bunch of my friends read it on the regular, it seems. I asked around, actually, when I saw that massive stack of ad money. Like, do I know people who read this? I do! I roll through it once in a while for the photo work, which is sometimes amazing and sometimes like, wut. You had how much money to burn and you produced this? Anyway.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

Joel Tudor seethes at the cruelty of this turn of events. Kudos to that quote from Jimmy Wilson, but not to his ridiculous pseudonym.

Tom House
Tom House
10 years ago

Attention print media expert: The New Yorker is a weekly.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

Shit! I even subscribe! But I am also the father of a 3 year old so I have 10 free mins every 30 days to flip through one. It’s a monthly to me!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago
Reply to  Tom House

To be even more precise, 47 times a year, five of those as two-weekly issues.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
10 years ago

What kinds of spoils does the victor bathe in Chas? And I’ve always wondered what the hell an “Editor at large” does. It sounds really cool and important.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  Neal Kearney

Spoils? more like another 6months at least, gainfully employed

Chris Binns
Chris Binns
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Gainfully? Bahahahaha…

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago
Reply to  Neal Kearney

it means the authorities can’t lay hands on the editor, he’s gone fully rogue at that point

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
10 years ago
Reply to  Neal Kearney

It normally means the sub does all the work but they need the mag tied to a name in the industry so they get someone write a welcome note and the odd article and call them an editor at large without having to pay a full-time member if staff.

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
10 years ago
Reply to  funky Gibbon

Surf mags still have subs?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

The current surf kill list (updated):
1. Hayden Shapes
2. Stab
3. Wardo’s career
4. Surfer
5. The Inertia
6. WSL

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

I pray nightly The Inertia doesn’t die. It’s the only place on the web that list’s me not only as a “Surfer” but also a “Writer”. Heady stuff…

Charlie Conway
Charlie Conway
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Wishing you all the best in reaching that next plateau of being listed as “journalist”.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Are you not a writer here too?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Derek called me a Author once in a email… it’s framed and has its own room now.
I cringe to hard re-viewing anything I’ve written for the Grit. best to stick to laying sewerpipe.

longtom
longtom
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

you killed Timmy.

where is he?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

I’ve told you already Timmy deleted his account and swore he wouldn’t return. (Due to my negativity and harassment)

Ben Collins
Ben Collins
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

He’s gone, gone to internet hell.

GiGi
GiGi
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

just finished pex water lines for a an 8 bathroom duplex… i miszs copper.. when i soldered elbows and T’s i felt like i was earning my pay….. you using pex Neg??? or keepin it real with solder and flux?????

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago
Reply to  GiGi

tweakers don’t rip pex lines out of abandoned homes

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  GiGi

I’ve only just started using Pex on my Central heating systems, still use abit of copper here and there… it’s the only product you can stand back and have a sense of pride in what you’ve done. Mostly use Poly here on domestic housing.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Sometimes I read The Inertia to get suitably agitated before visiting BeachGrit. I think of it as a symbiotic thing.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

at least the inertia did a story on the blue algae that is going to destroy some of the best reefs in Florida and end fisherman and shapers careers, btw it’s at reef road and Sebastian now (flesh eating bacteria). Ijs. So I’ll give selling these a shot.


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